The Author Argument

chapter 4 the cyborg

Author: Trella was in the futuristic world where cyborgs were very rare in those times. Trella " Okay, this already sounds very dumb. Author: Knock it off, Trella. Author: As I was saying, she was on her way to get part of her arm and upgrade on her eye. Trella " yea, I want a laser beam. Author: Trella was at the shop scraping some of her old parts to get a new ones when she looked around some alien life forms were looking at her with discontent. Trella, " Can you even understand what I'm saying to you? Author: Shut up. Trella " This story sucks. Author: Oh, for the love of God, stop flipping off everyone. Fine, what do want Trella I made you a cyborg. Trella " yea and I look lame. Author: Okay, new story back in the Egyptians. You're gonna be a queen. There you are happy. Trella " hell yea, get me to pamper and treated. Author: Queen Trella was sitting on her throne as she ordered her slave to do her bidding. Trella, " fan harder. I'm burning up her, and you go get me some to drink. You're Queen wants wine. Author: As they gave her everything she desired, they began to plot on her. Trella, " What the hell. Author: The slave was sick and tried Trella, pushing her around and being told what to do. Trella " Okay, now you are just getting personal, aren't you?" Author: Trella was in her chamber resting after a wonderful bath her Pharoah walked into the chamber and greeted her. Trella " He was very ugly, and now he was just killed by the slave. Author: The slave grabbed her and threw her in the dungeon as she saw one of the slaves holding a sword. Trella " Oh my God, author, stop it. It's dark in here, and their rats they're gonna kill me if I die. I'm gonna haunt you, Author. Author: Fine, there you're out. Trella " Okay, what the hell you were gonna get me killed. Author: I thought it was pretty good for the most part hehe. Trella " You're a jerk. Author, you almost made me die. Why? Author: Stop being a baby. You're not dead yet. Trella "ha ha ha ha what's your deal huh? Author: For the last time, I have been trying to write a story, and all you have done is complain the whole time. Trella "I have not. Author: See. Trella " ha you smiled you can't be mad at mwah so tell me, Author, Author what is the plan we've done so much. Author: Let's see, we could do high school or maybe animal creature or even a game. Trella " Nah, they all sound cheesy as hell. Author: Work with me. Trella " If I do high school, you're in for it. Author: Oh really hmm hmm, maybe we should. Trella, don't you even dare Author, I mean it. Author: I just may have to put you in there. Trella " You're asking for. Author: Give me back my pen, you little s**t. Trella " Oh, you mean this. Author: Stop messing with my things or Trella or else. Trella " or else what. Author: Fine, maybe Saint should be here. Trella " relax Author it was a joke here, you're precious pen . Author: I thought, so let's see, oh yes, Trella has always dreamed to be. Trella " a good story, author, not some cheesy bullshit you're writing right now. Author: Fair enough, what kind of setting do you think we should do? Trella " I never thought you ask gosh I'm touchy Author I'm pretty exhausted after almost being killed and pampered on the same day. Author: Fine, go ahead I let you know when I am ready. Trella " cool, I'm gonna go rest. Author: Grim fairy tale by my version sounds good. Trella" hmm not bad Author not bad. Author, not bad. Author: I thought you were resting? Trella " nah change my mind let's do this. Author: Once upon Trella was on her way to. Trella " grandma house yea I know Author. Author: Trella was near the little cottage and saw a glass casket. Trella, " You stupid stupid woman who dies eating an apple, didn't you're mother ever tell you not to take candy from a stranger. Author: Stop slapping snowhite she under a spell. Trella, where are you going? What are you doing with that dynamite? Trella, " You'll see. Author: Why did you blow up the mine? The seven dwarfs were in there. Trella, " I know. Author: Okay, different fairy tales, you ruin this one, In the castle, there was a birth of the princess. Trella, " Sleep beauty huh this gonna be fun. Author: Stop high fiving maleficent. Trella " Fast forward to Sleeping beauty. Author: Trella sees sleeping beauty wait why do have an air horn Trella that's not how the story goes oh my God. Trella " Okay, what next little red riding hood? This is the most fun I had since you began to write, haha. Author: Uggggh. Trella " Oh Cinderella, this should be good, God I've been dying to do this one. Author: we are just at the scene where the fairy Godmother will help her. Trella " Sorry, we already have Girl scot cookies. Thank you for coming. Author: Trella, what the hell. Trella " Ooh Peter pan. Author: no wait come back here. You need to apologize to Cinderella wait. Trella " Hey hook, do me a favor and give me a hand with this will ya hahaha. Author: Trella, stop it this instant. Trella " Hey, what the oh no, you're not. I'm having so much fun right now. Author: Gaston, oh no, Trella put the gun down now. Trella " que in the music. Author: Don't you dare. Trella " Nooooo one die like Gaston, scream like a girl like Gaston, no one begs for his life like Gaston. Author: That made me laugh, but it's time to stop. Trella " Yea, I'm very tired.