The Author Argument

It all begins with a warm, sunny day. Trella spoke up, " Lame you use this scene all the f*****g time. " Author: So. Trella comments, " Sooo change it up a bit, I'm just saying"'s listening to Trella's rant, "Anyways, as I was saying it was a warm sunny day, Trella is ready to go on a walk. Trella then said," I'm not doing it " Author:come on Trella. I want to put you on a nice scene, so stop pouting and do what I ask, please. Trella rolled her eyes and, beginning to walk, walking, said" alright, Author" where am I going ?" Author: Trella decides to go have lunch outside as she walks to this warm seat eating her sandwich. Trella shouted, " First off, the seat is burning my butt and second, you forgot the tomato on my sandwich". Author, "Oh for crying out loud Trella, can you be more of a diva today. We have barely started and you are already starting to have. Trella, "What next, a big bad wolf is coming. huh Oh come on this is dumb, this is a Disney scene if an ever seen one" Author, "As I was saying pigeons begins to come around as crumbs fell off her sandwich that Trella was eating. Trella then kicked the birds and said go get out of here " Author: "Trella!" Trella said, "I don't share my food. I haven't even gotten one. to bite off it " Author, "Dammit fine what do. want to do ?"Trella smiled and said " I don't know something more exciting than a warm sunny day Author " Author sighs hard: fine Let's start at the beginning again It was a very cold and windy day Trella grabbed a raincoat making sure she has an umbrella as well you never know it will rain or not. Trella, "Hold the hell on.I hate the rain. I'm not going out. Where are we at anyway " Author: well I haven't gotten that far yet: Trella, " What are you serious I'm gonna get a cold and you have no clue what the setting is. No wonder I'm stuck wearing rain boots and a raincoat. You know I hate the rain. The author twits out of pure stress.: Fine. How about dry and warm scenery? Will that suit you Trella, Trella thinks for a moment, waiting for her to make up her mind for once. Trella " stop narrating to me. It's creepy. Another thing is how old I am or do I have family, friends, or a lover? Author: do you want a different story or not? Trella, " Yes, but let's do something different, like I don't know anything out of the ordinary. Kidappings, prolonged, never end the story, as well as something that will make the reader want to read it. Author: go on. Trella, " How about something historical or maybe fantasy? Oh, can I be wolf-like with ears and a cute fluffy tail? Author, you want me to erase what I am doing to make you a wolf. Trella, " Yea, I want ears and a tail. The author is completely irritated: ugggg fine what color: Trella's black ears and tail. Trella looked in a mirror and gave a smug look. " I look good with it. It brings out my beautiful eyes. Hey is my eyes. I want green and long beautiful hair too. Also, how about some boobs here? I need to attract the reader. You also know I want a good beginning as well. How about in the mist of the night? Author: no. Trella, " Awe come on you got to meet me halfway here " Author: In the mist of the night Trella was eating the blood of the innocent as she wondered if the world howled at the moon. Trella " hey moon you suck". Author:Trella! Trella, " Blood of the innocent. What are you really trying to do? What is a monster of something? What the hell? Author: Oh my God, Trella, you want to be a wolf and I made you one. Also, leave the moon alone. She is still working on progress: Trella, " Yea for how long now. " Author:. shut up Moon. get back to your story right now. Moon (you got something to say Trella ) Trella, " Yea you have been stuck for a long time. Why is that? That author " Moon ( hey why is that? I have been here for years and all you do is minor editing here and there ) Author: Moon I'm sorry. I will get to you as soon as I can. You deserve a better story. If you don't mind. Could we please get back to this story? Hugh, I have been writing this whole time fighting with you. Trella, " Fine but I'm not a monster or a villain character, I want to be treated like a work of art. Author: It was a dark misty night. Trella was a half-breed that only had ears and a tail. Trella, " Half breed, what, trying to say I'm not good enough to be a pure breed. huh. huh. That I'm done being a wolf,. Change me back right now. I don't want to have wolf ears or a tail anymore. Author: Oh my God, fine. Okay, hold on. Just give me two seconds. I will change you once again, jeez. Trella," Jeez what are you five, what I'm getting on, your nerves, huh? Author: That is it. Could you please stop what I'm trying to think? Trella, " That is a first. Could you try to make this story good? Author: we did things you're way. Now let's get back to the actual story itself, shall we? Trella," Look, Author, if you are going to be serious you have to stay focused on what you want. Author: I'm trying to but you keep complaining about everything. Trella, "And that's my fault because "Author: because I'm trying to write.