The Author Argument

chapter 3 medieval maybe

Trella, " Ah yes, a time they didn't have soap or a bathroom. Author: Trella makes her way through the village. Trella, " Making my way downtown. Author: Trella, we are in a village, not a town. Trella, " It's fun to stay at the Ymca. Author: No, will you stop ,Nevermind let's do a different story about a murder mystery. Trella, " That could work if you stop complaining about my antics. Author: It was a cold summer day. Trella received a letter of invitation from a very rich family. Trella, " Sweet, I'm gonna charge them by the hour." Author: As she arrived at the manor, a bulter greeted her, showing her the way through. Trella, " Hell yea. Author: she sees the other guest all look very grim like they saw a ghost. Trella, " What the hell are you looking at? "Author: behave, Trella, Trella studied the paint all around the wall Family portraits of their living and the no longer. Trella," Dead, just say that. Author: Trella heard the telephone ring as bulter answered it he then looked scared and handed the phone to Trella. Trella, " Hello operator can you get me a better story this one stinks" Author: Trella knock it off, The caller on the phone was eerie as it said lights out Suddenly the lights went out, and a scream was made. Trella, " You guys wanna see a dead body? Author: The light came on, and Trella saw the one person stabbed to death, Trella stopped poking the dead body, and why was there a knife in his hand. Trella, " It was me now where my evil laugh. Author: That is it were changing the story again. Trella, " Awe come would have been so good if it was me it was the bulter he looks so pissed off right now. Author: No okay fine it was the bulter there. Are you happy? Trella eventually when you write me a good story. Author: Great, now I have to start over again. Trella, " Well, it's kind of your fault since... Author: Since what. Trella, " Since you suck. " Author: Trella, would you be opposed to a futuristic story? Trella, " That is very different than your romance. Author: I know. Trella, " I mean, didn't you say this stupid sappy story of 3 God one love? Author: well yes I mean, it was my very first story. Trella, " I meant good you need to do a lot of editing and much more. Author: Will you stop provoking my characters? Trella," Ohhhh, did I hit a sore spot? Well, get used to it. Author, there are a lot of readers who probably think the same way. Author: Trella enough let's get back to the story. Trella, " Alright, no need to get your panties in a bunch. Author: You're terrible. Trella, " How about you make me half human and cyborg? That would be cool, huh? Author: a cyborg, you want me to do that after you're a little stun? Trella, " Well yea don't you want the world to read me? Author: hmmm. Trella, " Or would rather them read lames stories of yours. Author: Trella, will you cut it out? I know what you're doing. Oh my God, Merit, getting back in the story. Merit - I'm sorry but will you be so kind as to have Miss Trella keep it down? Trella, " Excuse but what the f**k are you. Author: Merit I'm sorry for her behavior please get back to your story. Merit, -As you wish Author allow me to say you're very lucky the Author is even writing you, Trella. Trella, " Oh golly I'm so f*****g special right now. Author: Trella I hate to do this but I need to go to bed. Trella, "You can sleep when you're dead now come on let's get some ideas Author. Author: no I'm very sleepy and can't right and think anymore. Trella," Awww come on Author don't be like that beside you don't even have a brain. Author: I can erase you know. Trella, " You don't have the balls to do it, face it you're stuck with me b***h hahaha. Author: You're such a pain in the butt. Trella, " True but I'm you're a pain in the butt. Author: Can you please cut me some slack here? Trella, "Look at me I'm nothing no story or plot and no setting. Author: look it's not easy doing this. Trella, "Author you have many good ideas there just not me. Author: then what is? Trella, "I don't know you tell me " Author: God dammit you little s**t. Trella, "Jeez you must be tried. Author: You know what I quit your too much. Trella " awe come on don't walk away from me ,Author, Hey Author hey come back here don't ignore me, hey, Author you can't just walk away from this. Saint * well well if it isn't Trella all by her lonesome I believe I told you to be respectful to the Author from what I heard you have been very disrespectful. Trella, "Author hey come back Saint gonna kill me she brought her men, I don't wanna die without an ending Author why have you forsaken me come back she gonna kill me. Author: Saint put Trella down now and go back to you're story all of you Neo, Bulter yea I see you. Saint, * Consider you're self lucky my boss was here to save you. Author: Ahhm. Trella. "Well. Saint, * Sorry Author best be on my way. Trella, "Author Saint needs some therapy or medication. Author:well I made her cold blood. Trella, "Now let's finish this story but first I need to change I s**t my pants when Saint came back. Author: oh my God !"