The Author Argument

Chapter 5 Thanks alot Trella

Trella, what did I do now? Author: we are now court order to do therapy. Trella " s**t why. Author: You traumatized Gaston and upset Cinderella and offended Hook, and Snowhite is wanting to press charges, and 7 dwarfs want a personal apology for the damage you did to their mine. Trella "I do not apologize. Author: Trella, this is serious they could shut down our story. Trella " oh for f**k sake fine will do therapy everything else is not doing. Author: The doctor will be in soon just relax and be nice. Trella " what up doc. Doc; good afternoon Trella we are here to talk about your problem so just tell me how are you feeling and what going on with you. Trella "how I'm feeling huh let me start by saying f**k you. Author: Trella! Doc; tell me Trella do you always get this aggressive and feel the need to talk rudely. Trella "Rude let me tell you something d**k I mean doc I'm only here because of this stupid bs. Doc; let's talk about that why did you scare Gaston. Trella " okay don't look at me like I'm the bad guy here you know dam good and well he was always harassing bell I the dam time, That arrogant prick need to get knocked down a peg or two and beside the Author even laugh. Author: Don't bring me into this we're talking about you, Trella. Trella" abandon in my time of need . Doc; it seems like the problem are your temperament let's try an exercise shall we. Trella " we shall not Doc. Doc; I'm gonna be a sad person. Trella " oh come on this is pointless and a waste of my time Author get me out of here. Doc; you seem very argumentative and would like a hug. Trella " don't touch me. Doc; Come on Trella let's be friends huh what do say? Trella " pass stop trying to get on my good side look times up geez doc I would love to stay I would but I gotta go Author let's get out of here now. Doc; we're not finished yet Trella. Trella " this suddenly got cold I here. Doc; sit down right now Trella we are not done till I say. Trella " is that so. Doc; you are difficult, and for some reason, you want to push people who try to reason with you. Trella"And yea I still don't care. Doc; My God Trella you know what I can't handle you get out. Trella" don't mind if I do let's get out of here Author. Author: there is no helping you is there. Trella " nope you should know Author you created me. Author: Fair point let's get on with this story Trella. Trella " Can we go back to fairy tales that was fun. Author: no besides I don't want to go back to this place. Trella " yea that Doc is a nut well anyway let's get on with it any ideas since you left me with that Doc. Author: not really no I was listening in I couldn't help but find it weird that she brought up Gaston and not the others. Trella " could it be nah. Author: what? Trella " a waste of time come on Author let's go already. Author: well how about you're the bad cop in a murder investigation huh? Trella "hmmm well I guess it could work. Author: you could be mean and cuss all you want. Trella " I mean I'd I can cuss all I want I guess it could work for the both of us I'm shocked Author you want me to be at my worse huh I'm considering after the disney ordeal. Author: hmm good point maybe you should be a school counselor huh? Trella " haha you're trying to shut me down I would make all those kids cry and everything honestly I'm surprised you not have me in your romantic stories you do. Author: thought they were cheesy. Trella " you got the imagination but not so much the editing skills yet. Author: jeez Trella that's the nicest thing you ever said to me what do want huh what the motive behind all this I'm on to you. Trella " oh just take the compliment and don't read much into it I still think you need to get my story up and running. Author: maybe that Doc did some good for you. Trella " oh go to hell I'm just trying to fight with especially when I had to deal with a psychopath have you read the Doc file she f*****g crazy. Author: wait how did you get that? Trella " I took it duh why do think I was being difficult, You honestly think I'm difficult huh? Author: Yes. Trella " That just means Author anyways what scene are you putting me in now huh still writers' block huh? Author: no I got a few but I want to make sure this is the right one no complaints or jumping in or out of the story we need to brainstorm here. Trella " we ha you mean you, You're the Author after all. Author: yes well every time I try to do something you want to make a fuss about everything Trella let's face it you're not the easiest character to get along you know. Trella " and that's not my fault because. Author: Because what. Trella " because I'm bored already started making the story already jeez all this time you could made one and instead you have been doing what exactly. Author: Do you think this is easy huh? Trella " yes I do 100%. Author: you couldn't even make it in one scene. Trella "That's because they all suck. Author: Take that back. Trella " nope come on while I'm still young. Author stop suddenly and took a deep breath Trella knew how to drive Author nuts.