The Author Argument

chapter 6 clean up Trella

Author: Okay, some readers have suggested cleaning it up a bit. Trella " Who are you reading this to kids? Author, what the hell, oh, I see we have sensitive readers. Poor readers never had anyone curse at them. Author: Look, we applied for a contract, and we need to be our best minor editing was done. Trella, "Whoa, how can you not tell me that,we haven't started this story yet. Author: Look, I'm doing whatever it takes to make your story readable. Trella, "Well, look like the pressure on now, Author, so get on it. Author: Okay, let me think I can't think when you're talking Trella. Trella,"Hmmmmm, I got it. Let's do like Tales kinda thing, you know. Author: Maybe be, but I need your best behavior. Trella, " I'm always on my best behavior. Author: Okay, I'm gonna take a leap of faith and have you Trella make this scene. Trella, " You're kidding it's about time. Author: Yea yea shut up. Trella," Let's start with a car lot, not a used one, a very fancy one. Author: Look who, being a very mature adult, buys a nice car. As Trella strolls into the car dealership she spotted this beautiful Lamborghini Trella's eyes twinkle with delight as a kind old car dealer spotted her staring at the car he made his way toward her as his Scottish accents chirped in a comment," You interested in buying this Missy . Trella," yea buy excuse me, sir, sir I would like to take a look a this Lamborghini interior may I see the keys. Author: The car dealer walked away for a second as he handed the key in his hands and said I got to tell you to miss you have a very expensive taste., Trella suddenly clear her throat to ask , "Can you get me some water please? Author: The car dealer smiled with delight said, of course, of course I'll be back in a sec Trella, " you'll see. Author: Trella drove off the car dealership and began to blast Take on me by Aha. Trella, " Let's see how fast you can go. Author: Trella noo, you can't just steal it she was going more than 100 miles. You can see this beautiful sunset view trailer was lost in the zone of the music and the beautiful view. Trella, " Take on mee, I'll be gone..... Author: Trella speed all over the road until oh God no cops Trella slow down are you out of you're mind? Trella, " I'm out of mind, I'll be gone .... ooh. Author: The trailer not hearing the sirens of the cop cars that were chasing her still lost in the music continues to sing the song She's driving to until Sirens woo, she snaps out of it Trella, " Ah s**t. Officer Castlemen look very mad and agitated at the trailer his voice echoed as he shouted get step away from the Lamborghini and I want to see your hands in the air she reached for the steering and then suddenly of officer, Castlemen by the car door the gun pointed at her. Trella finally stepped out of the car and asked what seemed to be the problem officer. Officer Castlemen, very irritated, replied you are under arrest for stealing the Lamborghini ." Trella," This Lamborghini is impossible, You good sir have slandered my name. Officer Castlemen grabbed her and cuffed her when he shoved her back in the back of the cop car. Trella," You're never taking me alive. I always wanted to say that. Author: While they begin to process her, Trella was in line waiting for her to take her mug shot when it is finally her turn her mug shot she flips them off and she faces the other way she then stuck a tongue out real mature Trella. Author: Trella was finally on the way to make her one phone call ... Hold on, I need to take this. "You have a collect call from...Trella, "Hey. Author:Oh my God, Trella, wanna explain why you're calling me? Trella, " Well, you did say I could do the scene, so I did. Author: Fine, I will bail out but just so know you may go to court before we can even start your story. Trella, " Awww, come that's dumb I only burrowed it. Author: No, you stole it. Hold on I'll get you out. Author: Hours later appeared Trella smiling. Trella, " We can sit here and point fingers or. Author: Or what? Trella," Or We can be mature adults and move forward and get back to the story. Author: Despite how reasonable you're being Trella, I believe we need to discuss that fact you have to go court. Trella," f**k! Author: You're telling me I need to hire a lawyer or we can

continue our story until this little problem is settled. Trella," I have a idea Author makes me a lawyer I need a very nice suit and briefcase this is got to be legit so a degree let's see Harvard sounds good. Author: You want to make a lawyer after you stole that Lamborghini. Trella, " Burrowed, and yes. Author: Fine this should be good. Trella," I knew you would come to see things my way, okay let's do this. Author: Okay here are the last finishing touches on you're a lawyer now this should be good. Trella, "Not bad Author I clean up good. Author: Yup I'm just gonna sit here and watch the show. Trella, " You do that I have a case to settle and you will be so shocked by this. Author: Don't screw this up Trella I'm counting on you. Trella, " Relax Author I got this I watched plenty of crime movies I got. Author:Uggggh Trella I'm serious. Trella, " Oh calm down I told you I got this don't get your panties in a bunch. Author: Trella was on her way to court when she saw the video of her stealing the Lamborghini. Trella smiled, " Good times set the scene, Author.