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chapter 2 Here we go

Author: Okay, now where was I? ahh yes. Trella, "Finally, have you decided yet? Author: Quiet I'm working. Trella, "Well come on, let's hear it. Author: Once upon a time, Trella was on her way to the magical kingdom. Trella, " Noooo, I'm not whatsoever doing this stupid magical kingdom. Author Too bad Trella, you're doing it, and I want your best behavior. Trella, " Fine, what exactly am I? " Author: an elf. Trella looked in the mirror and screamed. Trella, " Oh my God, nooo, I look like a Christmas character. Author: You're not. Trella, "An merry go to hell to you. Author: Knock it off. Trella, "No changes me back. Author: No. Trella, "I hate you so much right now. You have me in pink and looking adorable it's disgusting. Author: Are you gonna complain the entire time I'm writing? Trella, " Yup, you bet." Author: What kind of magical character do wanna be? Trella, " A mermaid " Author: Fine, you're a mermaid now. Trella, " Yea, where is the merman at Oh is aqua man here? I need to get his autograph. Trella was in a beautiful clear blue ocean water as she swam deep and discovered a sinking ship judging by the look of the ship it was from the Viking Era. Trella, " Help I'm drowning." Author: You can't drown you're a mermaid. Trella, " I can't swim. How can I see the ship and the salt water burning my eyes? What the hell? Author: As I was saying, she swam toward the ship. Trella, "Crap hey Author. Author: What. Trella, " There is a very huge shark in the ocean gets me the f**k out of here. Author: there is no shark oh my God hold on to it looking at you. Trella, " come on the shark looking at me like I'm sushi. Author: you kind of are. Trella, " You have jokes now get me out of here Author". Author: Just a second. Trella, "Oh please take time here I'm just waiting here half eating before you change your dam mind". Author: Done there. Trella, "About time dam I was this close of being gone." Author: you're welcome. Trella, " Hmm that's funny I can't recall thank you." Author: Ugg you are the most difficult character I have ever dealt with. Trella, " Thank you. " Author: Dammit I had a perfect scene. Trella, " Oh boo hoo think of something else. Author: how about scary scenery. Trella, " Sure that's something a little different I don't want to die though. Author: well how about you're like a demon slayer. Trella, " This sounds good now get me some weapon, and how about a cool outfit. Author: fine can we get on this story. Trella, " Here we go let's do this. Author: ready. Trella "born ready." Author: in the dark of the night Trella was hunting any monster who get her way. Trella, " Now we're talking." Author: Trella makes it to the castle as she heads inside seeing the corpse of lost souls who try to kill the demon lord. Trella, " Ewwww look at this one . Author: she makes her way through the corpse not disturbing them Trella stop poking the corpse. Trella, " I'm sorry I can't help hahaha. Author: Trella then enters the Demon lord maze many have gone inside Trella sees this cat-looking creature Trella put the cat down now. Trella, " You're so cute I'll be you're new what the ...ahhhhh it tries to eat me . Author: I told you to put down Trella. Trella," Demon fur baby. Author: Trella finally came into the chamber of the demon quietly she searched for the demon. Trella, "Hey Demon lord are you in here . Author: Trella. Trella, " Hey demon lord are you here .. hey Demon lord let it be known I'm here to kill you. Author: s**t now you did it. Trella, " Ummm.. you didn't say it was a demon lord was giant. Author: I try to warn. Trella "Oh no oh s**t I'm trapped here me ahhhhhh why does he look like a bat what the hell am I scared of a bat. Author: I did say scary didn't I? Trella," That is a rat wearing leather . Author: Trella managed to hide from the demon lord until he gets her. Trella, " "stop f*****g narrator my heart is beating out of control I'm gonna die Author hey now I'm not the time to play games get me out of here. Author: you have done being dramatic. Trella, "Let me think here I'm being chase oh running away from a demon who looks like you're mom. Author: Trella. Trella, " Tale of the crypt good evening boys and ghouls . Author: okay now your out now can you stop complaining now. Trella," No you try to kill me. Author: no I was setting the perfect scary story. Trella, " Perfect my ass you scared the hell out of me. Author: alright let's take a break and start over tomorrow. Trella, " Tomorrow are you serious, you haven't even started on the story and want to stop. Author: I'm exhausted, Trella. Trella, " Me too of you're terrible setting first the shark and now the demon lord . Author: will you ever shut up. Trella," Will you ever make my story?Author: I did a cool setting what more do you want Trella? Trella, " You know dam good and well you done really good ones cools one like Saint. Author: Will you stop, Saint not you too. Saint, * Word around the books that you have been doing a lot of talking Trella. Trella, " Oh hell yea see Author she's cool calm, and deadly. Saint * you need to shut your mouth or I can always kill you. Author: break it up Saint go back to you're story and let me deal with Trella. Saint, * Whatever you say boss please stop by and get a chapter in oh and Trella do us all a favor and show some respect for the author will you. Trella, "I believe I was just threatened. Author: She has a heart sometimes, now let's start tomorrow Trella.