Destroyer

EPISODE 20- I MADE A MISTAKE?

I then climb the body of the Megasaurus, aiming to reach its head in ten minutes. I was leaping from scale to scale navigating the Megasaurus giant body. My armor creates a clanking sound as it were a metal hitting a rock.

Old man Razor who was in my back was crying like a little girl, as I leap from scale to scale. “Hey kiddo can you be softer on the landing when jumping, I'm starting to feel my arms are about to be torn off from the vibration that your body creates.”

“Just hold onto me tightly old man and you will not fall.”

“That's easy for you to say, unlike you, I feel tiredness from holding into you for this long. Maybe this was a bad idea after all! Now that I don't agree with you, can you put me back to the land.”

“Stop being such a p***y of heights old man, you wouldn't fall if you just hold tightly.”

Thus I climb the beast heading towards the head with a ranting old man behind my back. Maybe I should've left him on the ground and chose other adventurers with electric affinities.

“Five minutes left before the beast will be mobile again,” spoke Xyra as I climb.

“s**t! I wasted a lot of time climbing this beast.”

I looked slightly behind me and spoke to the old man, “Hey geezer, hold on tight and don't ever let go.”

“Wait you're kinda scaring me now, whaaaa…” before he could even finish his sentence I immediately lunge with all my strength. The height wasn't as great as the last time due to me not having a proper floor to release all of my jumping ability.

Thus, hindering my ability to jump at incredible heights. Normally, with a proper floor where I could use my entire feet to launch myself, I can jump an estimated forty to fifty meters above with a proper ground to push myself above. Now I can only jump half of the height that I am used to.

“AAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Clank! “Can you stop screaming old man,” I spoke to the old man who was still screaming.

“AAAAAAHH.…”

“Feel better now old geezer?”

“Can you please not do that again, I might die from a heart attack instead of a fall. ”

“Sorry old geezer but we have to hurry.”

“Wait! Wait!” confusingly yelled by the old man, as I jump again from the other scale above me.

I continued to jump from scale to scale without any break. I was even creating sparks as I jump from the rock-solid scales of the Megasaurus. The old man continued to yell while I did this, but I was kinda amused that the old man was scared by something like this.

We were near the head of the Megasaurus, but as I was jumping, its eye was staring at us like we're some sort of insects or pest. After passing the eye I immediately went straight above its head with a final jump.

A loud sound of heavy metal being thrown at a rock was created after I landed on the Megasaurus head. The old man behind my back instantly released his grip and jump off me.

He then kneeled on the Megasaurus head and started to kiss it. “Finally ground!” praised the old man.

“Old man Razor, that's disgusting,” I spoke to him as he kissed the head that we were standing on with his own two lips.

“It's your fault young man on why I am acting like this!” He yelled at me as he tries to stand up.

When he stood up with his own two feet, I immediately notice that his legs were shaking, I think it must be due to him being nervous when I jumped from scale to scale.

“Are you okay?” I asked as I look at his shaking legs.

“Do I look fine to you, Mr. Insensitive!?!”

“No, ” I answered.

“Grea…”

“You actually look fabulous as hell, that creepy and scared face of yours is worth a million bucks. ” I spoke sarcastically.

“Hey, kid what are you spouting about, what's a million bucks. Is that some sort of curse word that I don't know about!? ”

“It's not a curse word, it's a term in my old world to tell someone his handsome.”

“Oh! Really then, I Razor will be known as the million bucks face. ” He yelled proudly as he shoved his hair and started to act like a hit model. But to me, I was seeing a sad little virgin old man who has not been called handsome once.

Now let's get back to this beast, how should I kill this thing. I have three W54 grenades but my biggest question would this be enough to kill. I then grabbed my W54 grenades and looked at them and started to look around me.

The old man who has finished admiring himself after being called handsome immediately stared at me and pointed at the grenades I was holding, and asked. “What really are those things kiddo? I remember you told those three down below that you would defeat this thing using that tin can like objects?”

I looked at the old man and replied, “It's a miniature version of a weapon of mass destruction. It is the small version of a weapon that can wipe out cities in seconds.”

“Wait by the weapon of mass destruction are you talking about the whistling sound of God, if I haven't told you about this, then I might tell you about some details I know, regarding the fall of the Empire. If I remember correctly, the researcher I was guarding told us that the Empire I told you about was wiped out by a powerful weapon. ”

“They say it was dropped from the heavens above and landed on the Empire's capital. It is a weapon that is said to be dropped by God, this weapon created a whistling sound that was heard miles and miles away. Upon it reached the ground of the Empire, it suddenly exploded and created a bright blinding white light that disintegrates everything it engulfs. Not only that but a mushroom-like dust cloud appears and a powerful wind that is able to destroy solidly built structures with ease comes after. ”

“The water, food, crops, and animals were then poisoned and became inedible after the weapon was dropped by God. It starved the surviving people of the empire, and it also caused a plague that burns your skin until it peels off. ”

After hearing that, I immediately got another information regarding this world. I also know that the weapon Razor talked about was almost identical to a nuclear or atomic bomb.

“I see, but we have to get going old ma…” When I was about to finish my sentence the Megasaurus head started to shake. It was like a magnitude seven earthquake in our perspective.

“What the hell! ” yelled the old man.

“Xyra! How much time was left again before this thing can move!?!”

“You still have three minutes, sir.”

“Three minutes my ass! Then explain why is this beast starting to move!”

“Sir, this beast isn't moving, it's trying to get you off its head, so my timer is correct.”

“Damn it! Can you locate any weak spots to put these W54 grenades? Make sure that spot deals the killing blow to this giant lizard! ”

“Affirmative sir, evaluating beast start.”

“Also, can you hurry up!”

“Negative sir, the body is too large for me to analyze, so getting a result as soon as possible is very unlikely.”

“Damn it Xyra! ” I yelled in frustration as I try to hold onto the Megasaurus head. The old man who was just a few feet away from me was also struggling to stay yelled at me. “Hey kiddo! Got any better plans! If I die here I will surely put a curse on you before I die!”

I reply with a yell, “Shut up old man!”

But as I was struggling to keep my balance on the beast's head, I suddenly felt an idea pop up into my mind. Which, I immediately asked Xyra about it.

“Hey Xyra, what if you just analyze the head and not the entire body!?! Can you do it faster then!?”

“Yes, I might be warned that there is a possibility that this beast has no weakness in its head.”

“I'll take that gamble Xyra, how much time do you need.”

“Thirty seconds is all I need.”

After hearing Xyra I immediately yelled at the old man, “Hey Razor! We have to hold out for thirty more seconds.” But as I yell old man Razor finally lost his balance from the shaking and slid off.

I immediately reacted by dashing towards the old man, but the violent shaking was not helping, as it interrupted my balance when running.

“HELP ME!” yelled the old man as he reached his left hand.

“s**t!” I immediately stopped running and slid towards the old man and stretch my arm as far as I can. Thankfully, I made it on time to grab the old man. I then pulled him up back but the beast was shaking its head violently that standing up was almost near impossible.

“I think I might throw up kiddo.” spoke the old man after I successfully pulled him up and carried him to my back.

He was not kidding as he did throw up the food that he had eaten this morning on my right shoulder. The bits of meat and vegetable were visible. Even I had no stomach, I still feel sick and disgusted after seeing the old man's vomit.

“Why didn't you held it in any longer old man!”

“Sir, I have the results of the analysis. There are two weak parts where the W54 grenades could deal a killing blow. The first one is the mouth where the beast could swallow it and be killed by explosion and radiation on the inside. The second one is the eyes, but you have to put it under its meibomian glands. Where the grenade could slide down easily due to the oil produced by the eyes of this beast.”

“Where it will be killed shrapnels damaging its brain or radiation that came from the grenade. ”

After hearing Xyra I immediately tried to think which is the better option. After a few moments of thinking while keeping my balance and holding into the scales of the beast and checking the nauseous old man at my back, I immediately concluded that the eye was the easiest target.

For three reasons, it's closer to us, second, it's near to the brain everyone knows that the brain is the best target for any monster but mostly zombies. Third I have a lightning magic-user with me who can generate a billion volts to fry the beast's brains. Eyes are always near the brain of any animal, so electrocuting the beast was also a good plan.

I immediately spoke to the nauseous Razor, “Hey can you still use that Thunder God skill of yours?”

“I think I can still use it, why do you ask?”

I then replied to the old man, “Cause we're about to kill this monster.”

“Hey! What are you planning now!?”

“Use your skill old man when I count to three.”

After answering the old man, I then jump off the beast's skull and pulled my grenades, and yelled at the old man.

“Ready!” I then pushed my falling momentum towards the beast.

As we were directly at the beast's eyes, it immediately noticed us going towards moving near its eye. So it reacted to us by starting to slowly close its eye. But too bad it was too slow to close its eyelids.

“Three, Two….”

I then punch my arms towards the beast's eyes destroying its cornea. Blood then splattered my arm as I was able to put my arm deep in the eyes of the Megasaurus. “ONE!”

After hearing my count down the old man immediately use his skill towards me. “Wrath of the Thunder God!”

Multiple lightning coming from above the sky started to hit me. Because my body was conductor of electricity I caused the multiple billion volts to pass-through me and electrocuted the beast's eyes, which probably damage its brain.

I was also taking damage from the attack, but I tried to hold out as long as possible. The loud roar of the agonizing beast then erupted the entire field. Blood then started to pour out in the beast's eyes meaning we did a lot of damage.

After electrocuting the beast I immediately pulled my arm out and did a free-fall straight towards the meibomian gland where I dropped the three W54 grenades in the gaps. The grenades just slide down easily due to the oil produced by the meibomian gland.

After dropping the grenade I immediately realized that I don't have any plan on landing. As we were falling a massive explosion in the eyes of the beast happened, the explosion was too powerful that we even saw the eye of the beast fall off.

“Hey, kiddo I hope you have any plan to land us safely.”

“s**t! I don't have one!”

“The f**k! Why'd you brought me into death's door!?! Now I'm gonna die as a virgin old man, and its all your fault! ”

Shut the f**k up! You think you are the only one who has the right to talk about dying as a virgin. Well, I can only say those to myself as this was also my fault, but I am contributing to society by killing a perverted creepy old man. I hope the girls will finally stop calling me a scumbag after I die along with this creepy perverted old man.

As we were free-falling, the beast beside us started to slowly fall down on the ground. “I guess we will die as heroes old man,” I spoke to Razor.

“Like hell! You are the one who should deserve to die! And not me! I didn't want to die as a virgin but because of your stupidity I am gonna die as a f*****g Virgin!”

As the old man yelled his frustration at me, he was suddenly grabbed by a giant hawk that came out of nowhere. He was carried by the hawk upside down, where he got a direct view at the height that he might fall.

“Heeeelp!” yelled the old man as the bird carries him. But I noticed something about the hawk, it had chain tied to its neck.

I finally realize that the hawk was a tamed beast to one of the adventurers. I finally got to relax after seeing that chain, knowing the old man Razor will be safe.

I guess I'll just die from this fall, that familiar wouldn't be even able to carry my weight. I would only burden it upsetting its owner.

“Sir you can survive the fall but you will take a significant amount of damage. I would say eighty-ninety percent of your HP will be lost.”

Damn it! I already lost twenty-eight percent of my HP after receiving Razor's attack. Guess the chance of me surviving is zero.

“You shouldn't have bothered telling me about that Xyra. ”

I then hit the ground, Booooom! Upon landing flat on my back, my heavy armor was able to create an explosion due to my weight and gravity combined. I was sunk about three feet down the hard ground.

I don't know if I survived but I was still able to see, but my HUD was cracked and showed everything in bright red color, the blue sky turned red and the field around me also became red.

I finally remember, that this was the color you see on your screen when you are low on health or about to die. I fell to the ground facing the sky above me I then saw a flock of birds flying, but they suddenly stopped.

I immediately knew what this means, it seems God has returned once again.

A familiar voice then spoke inside my head.

“Yare- yare.” what the hell is going on with this God did he watch J*jo?

“ My child you have done a big mistake, and I am disappointed. I guess I can not blame you for it, as humans in this world also don't know about these things as well. I guess I should lecture you quite a bit and punish you lightly due to you not knowing about this.”

“But first let's heal you up slightly, just so you could stand up and walk.”

After hearing those words my HUD return to its original state. The c***k was gone and the red color disappeared, I then felt my body was able to move.