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Chapter 11: Purity's Enigma

Honno City, Saturday, One-Star District, 1:00 p.m

Mako Mankanshoku, AKA (Y/N)'s self-proclaimed daughter/little sister, was happily making her way to his apartment to play video games. She was glad that Ryuko was alright, even if she was pretty depressed.

She had also met this weird guy called Shinjiro Nagita from the Newspaper Club. He was nice but he seemed a bit off, but Mako saw him as a good guy. Although he had a not-so-healthy urge to make Ryuko use Senketsu...

Mako: Hey! This is pretty close to where we lived when we were One-Stars!

These thoughts brought up some bad memories, only for her to shake her head and return to her usual energetic self. She then arrived at the bulding where his apartment was.

Mako: Let's see, (Y/N) said that it should be this building... Is it? I kinda forgot... Oh well, I'll just go to the floor he told me to go and knock on the door!

She then entered the building and soon stood in front of what she guessed was (Y/N)'s apartment.

Mako: Here goes nothing.

She then ringed the doorbell and waited for a bit. The door unlocked and she smiled when she saw (Y/N).

Mako: Yay! I got the direction right! Hi (Y/N)!

(Y/N): Oh, Mako. You're just in time, come in and get comfy. The other guest's here.

Mako entered the apartment while (Y/N) went to the kitchen. She proceeded to survey the appartment.

Mako: This is a pretty nice appartment, (Y/N)! *sniff* Are you making tea?

(Y/N): Number one: Thanks. Number two: Yeah, the other guest was pretty demandin' about it, she wouldn't drink anything else.

Mako: Oh, so it's a she?

(Y/N): Yep, she's in the livin' room. You can go meet her if you want. I'll start the game in a little bit, so y'all get to know each other.

Mako: Okie dokie!

Mako then went towards the living room while guessing on who could (Y/N)'s mysterious guest be. She looked at the ground deep in thought.

Mako: Maybe it's his mom? She's gotta be a pretty nice person.

She turned on a corner, still looking at the ground. She then stopped for an unknown reason. Then she thought out loud.

Mako: Maybe it's his girlfriend? If she is, I wonder how Ryuko would react?

???: If you do not want to be seen as a lunatic, I suggest that you stop talking out loud, Mankanshoku.

Mako widened her eyes at the mention of her name. She then looked up and she was f*****g blown out of her mind. Why you ask?

(Y/N)'s mysterious guest was none other than Satsuki motherfucking Kiryuin.

Mako: Eh? Eeh?! EEEEEEEHHHHH?! Lady Satsuki?!

Satsuki: Correct.

Mako: How?! When?! Why?!

Satsuki: It was a request of his. Yesterday. Confidential.

Mako: Wow! I thought that (Y/N)'s friend would be someone like his mother or girlfriend! I didn't even think for a second it would be you!

Satsuki: I can see your surprise clearly.

Mako: Are you going to play video games with us?!

Satsuki paused, feeling dread inside of her.

Satsuki: ...Video games?

Mako: Oh! Didn't he tell you? He said that we would play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!

Satsuki's eyebrow began twitching. Mako saw this and felt nervous.

Mako: (Y/N)! Where are you?! Please help meeeee! She's so scary!

As if responding to her cry for help, (Y/N) stepped into the living room with a cookie.

(Y/N): Sorry I'm late, I had a call to make. That kinda rhymed. Hey Mako, here's a cookie.

Mako took the cookie and started nibbling it. (Y/N) was about to have a cuteness overload when he sensed someone glaring daggers at him. He turned to see Satsuki glaring f*****g swords at him.

(Y/N): Oi, what's up with you? Do you also want a cookie?

Satsuki: You invited me here... to play video games?

(Y/N): Mmm-Hmm. I told you that opposites attracted, didn't I? I wanna see how you interact with Mako. And I'll whoop your ass on Smash, so it's two birds with one stone.

Satsuki: You see me as a guinea pig for experiments? Do you realize how much time I am losing here?

(Y/N): It's funny that you actually think that I care about that. 'Sides, it'll just be a few hours, no need to go ape-s**t over this.

Satsuki stood up and began to unsheathe Bakuzan while Mako felt scared. (Y/N) stepped in front of her in a protective manner.

(Y/N): Oi, let's not do this in front of the kid, we can do it when you do your test s**t or whatever.

Satsuki gave a small grunt and sheathed her sword and sat at the couch with an annoyed look on her face.

(Y/N): Good girl, I'll give you a cookie as a reward later.

Satsuki: Very well, but I will NOT take part in this tomfoolery.

(Y/N): We'll see about that. Yo Mako, let's get this s**t on the road!

Mako: Uh, okay!

They then sat at the couch. (Y/N) was in the far end while Mako was on the middle, right next to Satsuki, who grew more irritated. Mako felt very nervous and decided to make a conversation.

Mako: So, um, (Y/N), how did you, um, get Lady Satsuki to come?

(Y/N): Oh, it goes like this...

(Flashback)

The Day Before, Honnouji Main Tower

The lady of war was finalizing the final touches for the upcoming Tri-City Schools Raid Trip with her council.

Satsuki: Iori, are the special Goku Uniforms ready?

'Who the f**k is Iori?', I hear you ask.

He's a blond motherfucker who always wears a transparent mask, cuz apparently he's too cool to breath normal air. Or maybe he just has a special supply of air that contains some sort of cocaine-esque s**t on it.

If it's the second, it would explain the crazy designs of the uniforms. I mean you'd hafta be f*****g high to come up with those.

Oh, he's also the one who makes the Goku Uniforms and Soroi's nephew.       

PRESIDENT OF THE SEWING CLUB: SHIRO IORI

Iori: Yes, Milady. Development and manufacture of the Anti-Osaka, Anti-Kyoto, and Anti-Kobe Combat-spec Goku Uniforms are complete. They are being distributed as we speak. As for you Elite Four, new Three-Star Goku Uniforms are currently being made for all of you, in the meantime you will have to use the same Goku Uniforms as the other students.

Satsuki: Your new Three-Star Goku Uniforms have been improved based on your battles with Ryuko Matoi and Nui Harime. Look forward to them. There is no shame in your defeat at the hands of the Pure Life Fiber Kamui Senketsu and the Grand Couturier Nui Harime.

Jakuzure: What about (L/N)?

Gamagori: Do not interrupt Lady Satsuki, Jakuzure!

Satsuki: It is fine, Gamagori. Although scarce, Inumuta was able to gather information on (Y/N). Unfortunately, this information cannot be integrated into the Goku Uniforms.

Sanageyama: What kind of information?

Inumuta: It's more of a theory provided by Lady Satsuki. Some time ago, when (Y/N) invaded the tower with the idiotic reason of getting revenge for a videogame-...

A certain overpowered jackass had the sudden urge to kill people with blue hair that loved computers.

Inumuta: ...-you may remember that our uniforms were wriggling.

Jakuzure: Oh yeah, it felt like the thing had a mind of it's own.

Inumuta: Precisely. Lady Satsuki's Junketsu was writhing too, but it was more erratic. Lady Satsuki then came up with the hypotheses that (Y/N)'s intense rage caused the Life Fibers in our uniforms to activate.

Jakuzure: Not to be rude, but there is no way that's possible.

Gamagori: Pardon my insolence, Lady Satsuki, but it seems too farfetched for someone's emotions to have effect on Life Fibers.

Satsuki: I am aware of that. I was doubtful about that at the beginning. But you all should know at this point that (Y/N) is extremely unpredictable, not to mention another fact...

Inumuta: What is it?

Satsuki: I will not reveal that information, for I gave my word to him to keep silent in exchange for said information.

Elite Four: As you wish, Milady.

Satsuki: We will indulge in the matter some time later. For now, I expect you to lead the Raid Trip Brigades to victory! We are set to leave at 0200 hours in three days.

Elite Four/Iori: Understood!

The meeting was about to be dismissed, when suddenly...

BOOOM

The f*****g door had bursted open for the second time in this story. Take a guess on who did it. You have three tries, the first two don't count.

The Elite Four stood ready for battle, while Satsuki sighed mentally.

(Y/N): WHAT HO YOU LOT!

Satsuki: (Y/N), what is it now?

(Y/N): You.

Satsuki raised an eyebrow, slightly confused and a little bit curious.

Satsuki: What do you want with me?

(Y/N): What DON'T I want with you? That's what you should be askin'.

Gamagori: DO NOT SPEAK TO LADY SATSUKI IN SUCH A CASUAL MANNER, (L/N)!

(Y/N): Hello to you too, f*****g frog. You still plannin' to kill yourself? If ya do, tell me and I'll bring the popcorn.

He then looked at the rest of the Elite Four and prepared to deliver some roasts.

(Y/N): Oi, f*****g dog, you still bruised from the asswhopin' I gave ya? Yeah, that's what happens when you have an armor designed for fighting and you just focus on gathering data.

He looked at Jakuzure and smiled evily.

(Y/N): Yo Pepto-Bismol, how'd it feel to be almost killed by the manliest weapon of all kind? That should teach ya to never piss me off and let me play my battle jams.

Then Sanageyama.

(Y/N): After all that 'sacrificing everything' s**t and getting Haki, you were beaten by a f*****g pink loli. With an umbrella. In one shot. How hilarious is that?

He then looked towards Satsuki, ignoring the fuming four generals.

(Y/N): Come to my house.

Elite Four: WHAT?!

Satsuki: ...Come again?

(Y/N): f**k, didn't I tell you to to clean the wax outta you ears last chapter? I'm inviting you to my house.

Gamagori: HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH A REQUEST FROM LADY SATSUKI?!

Satsuki: Calm down, Gamagori. (Y/N), what could I possibly gain from visiting your house? I'll have you know that I have more important matters at the moment.

(Y/N): I'll let you do that test you said.

Satsuki's eyes widened in actual surprise.

Satsuki: This is unexpected. You will allow me to test you in exchange of going to your apartment?

(Y/N): Yepadoodle. Tomorrow at 12:00 a.m.

Satsuki: What is the motive for this?

(Y/N):Just don't be late. See ya later.

He then abruptly blurred out of sight and out of the tower.

Gamagori: Lady Satsuki, surely you are not going to humor that fool on his request?

Satsuki: On the contrary, Gamagori. I shall attend to his summoning.

Sanageyama: But what if he has some kind of underhanded move?

Satsuki: I am more than capable of handling myself, thank you very much.

Jakuzure: What's that 'test' that he said?

Satsuki: I shall keep that to myself. My decision is final, do you understand?

Elite Four: Yes ma'am!

Satsuki: With this, I will finally find the answers I have been searching.

If she only knew what she would be getting into, she would have denied (Y/N)'s request immediately.

(Flashback over)

(Y/N): And that's about it. Anyway, let's start this s**t, for it is time to smash! Readers, no 'FBI OPEN UP', you pervs.

Satsuki's growing headache only got worse.

The game soon started. They were soon in the character selection screen. Oh boy.

Mako: Which should I choose?

(Y/N): Whoever you like.

Mako: Oh! This one seems fun!

She was about to selct Little Mac. (Y/N) did not take this well.

(Y/N): You can select whoever you like but that one.

Mako: But...-

(Y/N): Not. That. One.

Mako: *pouts* Okay... I'll choose Sonic then!

(Y/N): Alright then, I'll show you the ropes. Here's how you jump...-

He soon gave her a crash course on the basic controls until the point in which she remembered the basics. She looked adorable as she had this determined face because she wanted to learn how to play. This cuteness briefly distracted Satsuki before she shook her head and resumed her brooding. (Y/N) saw her slip-up and smirked.

Mako: So what should I do to be a good Sonic player?

(Y/N): Press Side B. The end.

Mako: That's it?

(Y/N): Mmm-Hmm. Don't believe me? Just play and you'll see.

He then put her against a Little Mac level 1 CPU. She was doing fairly well for a first-timer, as she followed (Y/N)'s advice and spammed Side B relentlessly. She had gotten off the couch and stood on the ground in front of the TV. She was pretty fired up, and looked adorable while being so.

(Y/N): So f*****g cute.

He looked at Sonic, then at Satsuki, then thought of Ryuko. His trademark trollish grin was on his face a few seconds later as he offhandedly spoke to Mako.

(Y/N): Oi Mako, y'know that Sonic has a rival right?

Mako: Does he? What's his name?

(Y/N): He's called Shadow the Hedgehog. He's BLACK and RED, edgy as f**k, and was originally on a roll to take revenge for a person he lost. Sonic is his BLUE rival who uses WHITE gloves.

He emphasized the colors while looking straight at you-know-who. The woman in question stared back, then connected the dots quickly.

Satsuki: You are comparing me to an anthropomorphic fictional animal.

(Y/N): Who? Me? Compare the great and powerful Eyebrow Goddess Satsuki Kiryuin to a hedgehog? Never.

Mako: Yay! I won! Look (Y/N), I did it!

(Y/N) saw that she had indeed won and grew a fatherly smile while giving her a pat in the head.

(Y/N): Good job, I'll give you a cookie later.

Mako: By the way, who made those cookies? Cuz they're really good!

(Y/N): I made 'em. But I got the recipe from a woman named Summer Rose.

Mako: Well, when you meet her tell her that her cookies are really good!

(Y/N): Yeah, when I meet her... Anyway, Eyebrows, take a controller, you're up.

Satsuki: I believe I told you that I would take no part on this.

(Y/N): And I believe I told ya to shut the f**k up and take the controller. Do it, or no test for you.

Satsuki's eyebrow twitched as she took the controller that (Y/N) handed to her. And they again were at the character selection screen.

(Y/N): Choose a character.

Satsuki: Which one?

(Y/N): Hmm, Lucina reminds me of ya, choose her.

She complied and chose Lucina. He then turned to Mako, who was in the floor watching the screen.

(Y/N): Yo Mako, choose a character.

Mako: Wha?

(Y/N): You're goin' to play against her.

Mako: EEEEEEH?! I'm gonna play against Lady Satsuki?

(Y/N): Mmm-Hmm. Don't worry, she won't bite. If she does, I'll just ORA ORA her ass until she behaves.

Satsuki:*twitch* Mankanshoku, get to it.

Mako hurriedly choose a random character, which happened to be Kirby. The 5-stock battle soon started and Mako looked determined while Satsuki hardly put any effort. Mako was soon on the lead.

(Y/N): Oi, Eyebrows, put some spirit into it.

Satsuki: (Y/N), this is idiotic and a waste of time. Why should I pay attention to any of this?

(Y/N): Cuz it's fun, you'll see when you play.

Satsuki had enough of this.

Satsuki: *stands up* I do NOT see how such a foolish video game fit for a toddler could amuse me in any way! Can you not be a manchild and be serious for once in your life?!

Mako was startled and paused the game. (Y/N)'s face was devoud of emotions as he stood up staring at her cold blue eyes.

(Y/N): Mako, can ya wait in the living room? There's a batch of cookies that I baked just for you. Don't come 'till I tell ya to.

Mako: Um, sure thing.

She left to the kitchen, leaving the duo alone in their upcoming argument.

(Y/N): So I'm a manchild huh?

Satsuki: You heard me. I cannot believe a man with your kind of power could be this childish.

(Y/N): Why the f**k are you bringing up my power in this? Don't tell me you're jealous.

Satsuki: Jealous? Nonsense! The fact that you possess such otherworldy strength and you refuse to make use of it is enough of a reason to be angry at you.

(Y/N): Oh? So that's it? You wanna have my power? Or better yet, you wanna use me as a weapon for your shitty school? You don't even know how much you look like your mother now.

Satsuki immediately drew her sword and held the blade next to his neck. She looked at him with a cold stare that had a tinge of rage in it.

Satsuki: Do not compare me with someone like her, (Y/N) (L/N).

(Y/N): Or what? You gonna kill me because I pissed you off? I'm seeing her in you even more now.

Satsuki's eyes only turned colder and he spoke again.

(Y/N): So you're angry at me cuz I don't use my power, huh? Well then, let's use it.

Satsuki: What are you saying?

(Y/N): Your test. Right now. Let's go to the school's courtyard and throw down, you and me.

Satsuki: I see. Very well, let us go to the academy at once.

The two then silently went to exit the house. (Y/N) saw Mako nibbling cookies in the kitchen. She was startled when she saw them.

Mako: Um, are you done? Everything alright?

(Y/N): We're not done. We'll go to the academy to take care of somethin'. You can go to your house if ya want, say hi to Gear Eyes for me. Tell her I'll visit her in a few days.

He then went to the door when Mako spoke.

Mako: Well, I hope that you two solve whatever beef you have. And Lady Satsuki, even if it was short, I really enjoyed your company. I hope we can do this again!

Satsuki: ...We shall see.

(Y/N) and Satsuki exited the appartment and walked silently towards the academy with the intent of solving things in the way that (Y/N) liked, with violence.

(Scene Break)

Half An Hour Later, Honnouji Courtyard

The duo walked through the entrance and soon were facing each other at the courtyard.

(Y/N): Well, this is it. The test you wanted.

Satsuki: Yes, you do know the price should I emerge victorious, don't you?

(Y/N): Yeah, Imma change the rules on that one and give you a handicap.

Satsuki: What are you implying?

(Y/N): A handicap. Since you have absolutely no way of beating me, let's narrow it down to 'If you make a single wound on me, you win'.

Satsuki: You are arrogant and you are underestimating me.

(Y/N): Arrogant? I prefer confident, since I KNOW you can't beat me. Underestimating you? Hell yeah I am. Now let's end the chit-chat and begin.

Satsuki went silent as they stared each other down. Suddenly in front of (Y/N)...

(Y/N) (L/N) VS SATSUKI KIRYUIN: BEGIN   

(Y/N): *Deadpans* Oh would you look at that, comic relief.

Suddenly blue light shone in front of him. When it disappeared, Satsuki stood with Junketsu transformed and in a battle stance.

Satsuki: Life Fiber Override: Kamui Junketsu...Prepare yourself.

She was about to charge at him when (Y/N) suddenly took the initiative and rocketed towards her.

(Y/N): WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM KICK!

He came with one of his signature dropkicks. Satsuki raised her blade just in time to block his feet while a shockwave extended behind her. He then jumped back for some distance.

(Y/N): Man, why do my dropkicks never do damage? It's like my version of the Emerald Splash. I should try punching next ti-.

Satsuki: Keep your focus on the fight!

She was right next to him slashing horizontally.

(Y/N): Oh, forgot about her. Time to Matrix this s**t.

He pulled a Matrix and leaned his body backwards to the point where the sword passed right above him. He then got back up before going for another attack.

(Y/N): GET THE f**k OUTTA MY FACE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!

He then literally pulled a roundhouse kick on her, Chuck Norris style. This time it did connect with her side, sending her across the yard. She recovered immediately and stood on her feet.

Satsuki: This is what I mean by-.

She was interrupted by (Y/N) blitzing towards her while preparing a technique.

(Y/N): SPARE ME THE BULLSHIT AND FIGHT PUNCH!

She narrowly dodged the attack and decided to stay silent. She lunged at him with a blinding speed. He grinned while raising his arms. He created an X with his arms, which were charged with a (F/C) aura. He then dashed at her with (E/C) energy glowing in his hands. He then brought forward his right hand, in which a huge (F/C) energy hand sprouted. The hand was then in front of him wide open.

(Y/N): GOD HAND X!

The hand then stopped Satsuki dead in her tracks as she was surprised to see it. It then faded out, showing (Y/N) had catched her sword in his hand. He wiggled his eyebrows at her and kicked her in the abdomen, making her let go of it.

Satsuki: *stands up and coughs* How did you do that?

(Y/N): Do what?

Satsuki: That glowing energy construct, don't act foolish.

(Y/N): Glowing hand? Chica, are you high? There's no glowing hand around.

Satsuki was very irritated, but then she realized something.

Satsuki: You... haven't been taking me seriously since the beginning, have you?

(Y/N): Mmm-Hmm, 'bout time you realized it. You. Can't. Beat. Me.

As much as she hated to admit it, she realized he was right. He was practically dominating her with no visible effort on his part while she hadn't even touched him, let alone hurt him (not like she could in the first place). She closed her eyes as she began calming down.

Satsuki: *sigh* I suppose you are just too much to handle.

(Y/N): Oi, was that an innuendo?... Yep, right on the money.

He then walked up to her to the point in which their bodies were inches from one another.

(Y/N): You wanna know why I invited you to play with me and Mako?

Satsuki: If you wish.

(Y/N): To give you a break.

Satsuki: What?

(Y/N): You heard me. I wanted to give you a day off your duties in this joint. As much as a hardass you are, you're still a teenager. You may regret not having a lot of good memories with your pals at this age later. I thought that Mako, being the cheerful cinammon roll she is, would color your life a little. Because if anyone deserves a break, it's you. I guess I blew it.

Satsuki widened her eyes in surprise. She wouldn't admit it, but she was actually touched by the gesture. He immediately grew that cheeky grin she dreaded.

(Y/N): Plus I kinda wanted to make you use Little Mac and use you as a punching bag for like 100 games, just to mess with you.

Satsuki: And there it is.

She then chuckled lowly.

Satsuki: I do admit that Mankanshoku's presence is certainly amusing.

(Y/N): Hell yeah! Imma make her my apprentice/daughter! Mark my words damn it! By the end of this fic, I'll at least make her self-aware! Readers beware! f**k, I'm on fire today with rhymes!

Satsuki: I still have no idea of what you're talking about, you fool.

(Y/N): Like I told ya: You love me just the same.

Satsuki de-transformed and flashed him a mysterious smile. She then turned ad headed towards her tower.

Satsuki: Tell Mankanshoku that I look forward to the next meeting. And about the test, you pass.

(Y/N): Wait, you forgot something.

She turned to face... a cookie.

(Y/N): I told ya that I would give ya a cookie for being a good girl earlier.

He then placed the cookie in her hand and walked away while giving a two fingered salute.

(Y/N): See ya later, Kiryuin... That fight was kind of quick, but I don't know...

When he was out of sight, she took a bite from the cookie while going up the stairs of her tower.

Satsuki: These are actually quite delicious, perhaps I should have Soroi contact this Summer Rose woman for the recipe.

She finished the cookie and then spent the rest of the day reflecting on her life up until now, but she couln't concentrate as a certain badass invaded her thoughts.

(Scene Break)

The Day Before The Raid Trip, No Star- Slums

(Y/N) was on his way to visit Ryuko, who had not made an appearance in this chapter and he decided to give her some screentime. He had his headphones on.

(Y/N): *singing* The speck of fear goes in your eyes, You'll meet your death in no disguise. f**k that song is badass. If I become a bad guy, that would be my theme song.

He clearly didn't know the meaning of 'foreshadowing', the dumbass.

He suddenly collided with a black haired bespectacled young man waring a No-Star uniform.

(Y/N): Oi, get the f**k outta my way, you nameless extra.

???: You! You're (Y/N) (L/N)!

(Y/N): No, I'm the f*****g lawnmower and your ass is grass if you don't move outta the way, jackass. f**k! I should have a mixtape at this point!

???: My name is Shinjiro Nagita, formerly of the Newspaper Club! I am in need of your help.   

SHINJIRO NAGITA

(Y/N): He has letters, so he's at least more important than the other fuckers... And I care because?

Nagita: You're a friend of Ryuko Matoi, right? She's in trouble!

(Y/N): She can handle herself, asshole. She's got that whatchamacallit kinky uniform.

Nagita: Yes. But she's getting attacked by the girl from the other day!

(Y/N): There are many chicks who attack her on a daily basis, I need details damn it.

Nagita: It's that blonde witht the pink dress and the purple scissors!

(Y/N): Hmm... Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

Nagita: How could you forget?! She made Matoi go berserk!

(Y/N): In case ya haven't noticed, Gear Eyes is a trigger-happy b***h who has a 'Hit it 'till it dies' strategy. She goes berserk a lot.

He looked stoic on the outside, but was grinning on the inside as he was enjoying the troll.

Nagita: *twitch* Please! She's in serious trouble! Only you can save her!

(Y/N): Only me, huh? Well then, let's go.

Nagita: Right! It's right this way!

He started to run towards a direction, (Y/N) calmly followed walking and taking his time. Nagita returned to see him all relaxed.

Nagita: Come on, hurry up! We might not make it!

(Y/N): Yeah, I'm not gonna stress myself. If she gets her ass beat, then I'm going to laugh, the give her a hand if she needs it, then laugh some more. See it as a form of revenge for the Fight-Club s**t.

Nagita twitched repeatedly as he walked anxiously beside him.

(Scene Break)

Sometime Later, Outskirts of Honno City

(Y/N): Oi, where the hell are we? This looks like a place where people would smoke some roll ups and f**k senseless.

Nagita: *giggles*

(Y/N): What's with that giggle, bastard? And where the hell is the fight? Oi, stop making me ask so much questions damn it, I'll kick your ass.

Nagita: There was no fight to begin with, silly!

(Y/N): Oh...

(Y/N) was a bit slow at the moment, so he took a moment to realize the situation.

(Y/N): OI, WHAT THE f**k?! YOU BROUGHT ME HERE FOR NOTHIN'? YOU PLANNIN ON RAPING ME OR SOME KIND OF s**t?! I DON'T SWING THAT WAY, DAMN IT!

Nagita suddenly shifte his appearance into a certain pink psycho. No, not Yuno Gasai.

Nui:*giggle* Bonsoir, (Y/N) (L/N)!

(Y/N): ...

Nui: Are you that shocked? Well, it's to be expected.

(Y/N): Who the f**k are you?

Nui: Huh?

(Y/N): Don't 'Huh?' me. Who the hell are you and why the f**k are you a reverse trap?

Nui: I'm Nui Harime! Don't you remember?

(Y/N): Oh my god, that sounds so annoying! How am I supposed to remember every chick I come across?

Nui: We fought a few days ago!

(Y/N): I fought three people a few days ago. The f*****g dog, that human Pepto-Bismol and... Oh.

Nui: Remember me now?

(Y/N): How the hell did you survive?

Nui: *twitch* What?

(Y/N): How the hell did you tank the ultimate weapon? I mean, it was a fraction of it's power, but you shouldn't survive the Rubber Chicken that easily, you should be Thanos-Snap dust by now. You're a pretty tough b***h.

Nui: *twitch and giggle* A lady's gotta keep some secrets. Now then...

Without warning, she lunged at him with her scissor blade suddenly on her hand and a crazy glint on her eyes. He grew a deadpan face as he caught the blade with no effort.

Nui: Let go you naked ape!

(Y/N) suddenly let go of it and with a good ol' 'Get The f**k Outta My Face Roundhouse Kick' she was across the field and crashed with some houses.

(Y/N): Damn it, I banished that thot with the Rubber Chicken. There's no way she's normal.

Said thot appeared behind him with a crazed smile and went to behead him, only for him to dodge.

Nui: I'm going to torture you in the most painful ways I know, then I'm gonna kill you, just like I did with that girl in that hideous rag!

(Y/N): Hmm? f**k you say?

Nui: You heard me! It was me who attacked Ryuko earlier and I tore off that ugly outfit of hers to shreds! Oh! You should have seen the fear and panic on her face! It was almost orgasmic!

She suddenly found her scissor blade out of her hand.

Nui: Wha? Where did it go?!

Suddenly she tasted metal on her mouth and felt pain in her stomach. She looked down and found thepurple scissor impaled in her stomach.

(Y/N): Time to banish this thot to BegoneThotville for good! Secret Technique!

He then blurred in front of Nui.

(Y/N): Hey b***h, have you ever heard of these words? GO BEYOND!

He charged a megaton punch to the shocked Nui.

(Y/N): PLUUUUSSSSS UUUUUUULTRAAAAAAAA!!!

SMASH

He punched Nui straight in the chest with such force that it sent her flying to the sky until she became a dot on the horizon and then flew out of sight.

(Y/N): It's out of the park! And I didn't break my arm. Suck on that Midoriya!

He stood alone and then remembeed something.

(Y/N): Oh, Gear Eyes didn't get any screen time. Oh well, It'll be next chapter. Oh right, it's the Raid Trip, I wanna stay here but I wanna make sure that Mako doesn't get hurt... Guess I'll go...

It may interest you that some of the families that lived on the houses Nui crashed died on collision, which goes on to show...

Something.

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REVOCS Headquarters

In the top of a very modern-looking skyscraper, a figure stood looking down at the building complex below with a sardonic smile.

???: My sweet (Y/N)~. You thought that you could hide yourself from me forever? Soon, I will have you at my side once more, my magnum opus~.

The figure then turned to a desk and smiled at the black folder that was on top of it. On the front of the folder, there were some letters engraved on it.

PROJECT TRUE BLOOD