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Chapter 12: Kansai Raid Trip

Raid Trip Day, Morning, (Y/N)'s apartment

(Y/N) was searching through Hammerspace, seeing if he could take one of his gadgets to f**k s**t up. Oh, and protect Mako.

(Y/N): Let's see. This?

OMNITRIX

(Y/N): Nah. This?       

CRESCENT ROSE

(Y/N): It's cool, but nah. Uhhh, this?

EA

(Y/N): Hmm... nope. Should I use the Rubber chicken? No, I already used it's power. Okay, next thing I get out comes with me! Ready and...GO!

THE PENETRATOR

(Y/N): ...Well... I guess this is the day bitches die, cuz holy s**t I hit the jackpot! As a bonus, I'll take this!

CAPSULE CONTAINING ???

He head an excited grin, thinking of all the penetr- ahem, ass-kicking he was going to deliver. He put the weapon in his back and got out of his apartment.

(Y/N): I feel like that was the last time I saw my apartment. Oh well, probably nothin'. Hammerspace is coated with Fuckyounium, so it's alright.

Yeah, he still doesn't know the meaning of foreshadowing, Fufufufu... Uh, moving on.

He walked up to the academy, then stopped as he remembered something.

(Y/N): ...How the f**k am I goin' to get to Osaka? They set out at 2:00 a.m! f**k! I can run, but it's just too far!

He raged like the calm and collected person. He suddenly heard a motorcycle reving up in the distance. I'm sure you know what his reaction was, don't you?

(Y/N): OI, WAIT THE f**k UP!

He dashed in the direction of the sound, only to arrive late as the motorcycle was long gone, as if the owner stole it or somethin'. He was about to scream in a very Asura-like way, when he saw a familiar figure at his side.

(Y/N): Oi, you... who are you again?

Mataro: I'm Mataro you bastard!

(Y/N): Yeah, sure thing. Ya still hung up on that non-existing first kiss?

Mataro was about to lash out, when a blue-haired motherfucker appeared out of nowhere. No, not Kamina. Wish it was though.

(Y/N): Oh, it's the blue MADAO.

Mataro: Huh? What are you doing here, Mr. Mikisugi?

Mikisugi: Ah, (Y/N). Just in ti- wait, MADAO?

(Y/N): Middle Aged Dumb Ass Oldie.

Mikisugi: I'm not that old, thank you.

(Y/N): Wait, why is this conversation about you? I'm the main character. And what's this 'just in time' s**t?

Mikisugi: Right. I take it you want to follow Matoi? You just missed her by the way.

(Y/N): Huh? f**k no! I wanna penetr- I mean, kick ass. And check on Mako. But I guess that I should check on Scissor b***h too. You gonna gimme a lift, teach?

Mikisugi: Yeah, but I am no longer a teacher...

(Y/N) suddenly had the urge to back the f**k away and never look back.

Mikisugi: The time has now come. Today, I bid farewell to my cover identity as the homeroom teacher for Honnouji Academy's Second Year, Class K...

(Y/N): ...Mmm-Hmm?

Mikisugi: Today, I return to be my unadorned self!

His clothes then suddenly started to fall off. (Y/N) for once stood speechless as he watched with wide eyes, as was Mataro. Then his n*****s started to shine...       

Mikisugi: A splendid naked officer, the nude warriors of Nudist Beach who do battle agaisnt the threat of Life Fibers!

He then slicked his hair back, making him look much younger than his previous appearance.

Mikisugi: Aikuro Mikisugi, let's begin! Come on, Nude Shooting Star!

Fuck, that must have been a shock, let's check our protagonists mind, shall we?

(Y/N): What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. Wha-

Yeah, that's pretty much anyone's reaction... Ahem, Little Mac is the best character in the Smash Bros. Roster and Weiss is not best girl.

(Y/N): THE f**k?! WHO SAID THAT?! I'LL f*****g KILL YOU!

(Y/N)'s Berserk Buttons: Do not say Little Mac is a good character and do not disrespect the holy ice queen in his presence.

(Y/N) was still raging as he faced Mikisugi, who had snapped his finger soon a car drove up next to him.

Mikisugi: Hop on, (Y/N). Let's drive towards fate!

(Y/N) reached behind his back and pulled the Penetrator in front of him. 

Mataro: The hell?!

Mikisugi: Is that a...

(Y/N): A metre long dildo with a bat handle, yes. And I'll shove it up your ass if you lay one finger on me while were on the way! I'll ask you what the hell is all this 'Buddhist b***h' later, now f*****g drive!

He got on the car, riding shotgun of course, while muttering he will find who insulted his snow waifu and praised the little s**t. Mikisugi got in the car and they sped off in the direction Ryuko went.

Mikisugi: It's Nudist Beach.

(Y/N): f*****g DRIVE, YOU BLUE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Yeah, this was gonna be a long ride. Not like that, pervs.

(Scene Break)

A Few Hours Later, Osaka, Japan

Mikisugi had drove (Y/N), who was STILL raging, to the city of Osaka, which looked like something out of a Kaiju attack.        

Or maybe the Wi-Fi had ran out. Whaddya think, readers?

Mikisugi: Here you are! Good luck! *drives off*

(Y/N) looked at the war-torn city for a second. Ah, he's probably wondering how many innocent lives were lost in the destruction, what a selfless guy.

(Y/N): I wonder if I can buy an Amiibo here?

Oi, I want that respect I had for you back, damn it... Ugh, moving on. 

(Y/N) made his way through the destroyed city. Much to his disappointment, there was no fight for him to join in. He soon met with a familiar face.

(Y/N): Yo Mako!

The brunette in question was zooming between various shops, not unlike a certain green-haired coffee addicted teacher, purchasing a variety of foods and souvenirs.

(Y/N): Mako! Over here!

Mako saw him and gained a huge smile on her face. She launched herself at him and gave him a hug.

Mako: (Y/N)! You're here! Wait, I didn't see you in the trucks coming here, how did you get to Osaka?

(Y/N): *twitch* Our good teacher gave me a lift...

Mako: Mr. Mikisugi? That's pretty nice of him!

(Y/N): Yeah, whatever... Oi, what's with that huge backpack?

Mako: This is all the stuff from Osaka that I'm gonna bring home! Look at all the cool stuff I got! 

(Y/N): How'd you get the money for all of those things?

Mako: Oh! Some guy was shooting money from a machine gun at me! So I caught them all and began to buy all of this!

(Y/N): A money-shooting...machine gun?

Mako: Yepadoodle!

(Y/N): ...I need one of those... Anyway, where's Matoi?

Mako: Huh? She's here?

(Y/N): Figured as much. Uhhh... I dunno where to go.

Mako: Me neither, but let's start walking, I got more things to buy! We'll probably find her in the way!

He was about to comply when a group of students in green tracksuits wearing black patches on their shoulders bumped into them.

Random Student: Hey, you're Mankanshoku and (L/N)! The second-years! What are you doing here? Don't tell me you've been goofing off?! What do you think the Raid Trip is about? Purge them!

(Y/N) got in front of Mako and took the capsule from his pocket.

(Y/N): Finally, some test subjects.

Random Students: Test subjects?

(Y/N): Yep, I haven't tested this new weapon, so you'll be my guinea pigs for the evening. Now, KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!

He pressed the button on top of the capsule and it exploded in a cloud of smoke, enveloping him. When it cleared, (Y/N) stood with his weapon on hand, and it caused a variety of reactions.

Mako's eyes were wide and then they began to sparkle in awe. The students were astonished and a little bit awed as well. What was the weapon, you ask?

It was, it was... Holy s**t, that's awesome!

(Y/N): Feat your eyes on 'Merica!

'MERICA

Mako: Wow! That looks soooo cool!

Random Student: What the hell? That's kind of awesome, but how many weapons did you put on that thing?!

(Y/N): Not much. A Light Machine gun, a Sub Machine gun, an Auto Shotgun, a Heavy Pistol, a Minigun, a Rocket Launcher, a Flamethrower, and a huge-ass Combat Knife. Plus some firework launchers.

Random Student: Why would you need firework launchers on that thing?

(Y/N): Felt like it. Now, time to go Broforce on your asses. FREEDOM!!

He pulled the trigger and the chaos began. Every weapon listed from 'Merica began to fire uncontrollably, making (Y/N) put his other hand on the handle because of the recoil. Explosions flew everywhere, people got burned, countless bullets were spent, and freedom was on the air.

It was beautiful. 

In a matter of seconds, the dream-weapon had decimated the group. (Y/N) let go of the trigger and was satisfied with his handiwork. He looked at the sky and saw a lone eagle flying at the horizon.

Mako: Oh my god, that weapon really kicked butt out there!

(Y/N): 'Course it did. Did ya expect any less?

Suddenly a motorcycle jumped from the smoke, showing Ryuko as the owner. She was surprised to see all the students defeated, or killed, because some of them looked like they got shot with rockets and flamethrowers.

Ryuko: Wha? What happened here?

She then looked to a side to find (Y/N) with a strange weapon on his shoulders and Mako waving at her.

Ryuko: Oh.

Mako: Ryuko!

Ryuko: Mako! You're takin' it easy and sight seeing around Osaka, aren't you?

Mako: Am I glad to see you!

(Y/N): Long time no see, Gear Eyes.

Ryuko: (Y/N), did ya do this? And what's with the big-ass hunk of metal of your back?

(Y/N): Hello to you too, b***h. An it's nothing you should worry about.

Ryuko: Damn it, still the same asshole as always.

(Y/N): Deal with it. Anyway, I wanted to check on ya a few days back, but some b***h attacked me. Anything wrong?

Ryuko: No, I'm fine, thanks for askin'. Wait, who attacked you?

(Y/N): Some b***h named... Uhhh... I forgot.

Fact: (Y/N) (L/N) tends to forget the names of the thots he's banished.

Ryuko: *sigh* Of course you forgot. So, uh, you okay?

(Y/N): Oh? The mighty Ryuko Matoi is worried about little old me?

Ryuko: *blush* Quiet you!

Meanwhile Mako watched with a knowing smile on her face.

Mako: Shipping it like FedEx!... Wait, what's FedEx?

(Y/N): By the way, why aren't ya wearin' that whatchmacallit on you?

Ryuko: It's a Kamui, you ass. And I can't right now, he's in pieces.

Ryuko then collected the black patches out of each of the students' uniforms and put them inside her guitar case. 

Mako: Hey! Senketsu's all chopped to bits!

(Y/N): Oh. So that's what the b***h said she did to you.

Ryuko: What she did to me?... Wait, Nui Harime attacked you?!

(Y/N): So that's her name, god damn it sounds annoying.

Ryuko: Why the hell would she attack you?!

(Y/N): Cuz I used the Rubber Chicken on her, 'nuff said.

Ryuko: How the f**k does a rubber chicken have to do with that?!

(Y/N): Everything. And say Rubber Chicken with capital letters. Youngsters these days, no respect.

Ryuko: You ain't making any sense! And quit talkin' like you're some kind of old man!

(Y/N): Shaddap, Shinpachi, making sense is for losers. You gotta reject common sense to make the impossible possible. Row! Row! Fight the Powah!

Ryuko: AAAGH!!

Wow, this gives s****l Tension a whole new meaning.

Mako: Is Senketsu gonna be alright?

Ryuko: *sigh*Yeah, he'll be fine. I'll take back every last piece of him and make him good as new.

Mako: Oh, I get it! You're going to these lengths 'cause he's your only uniform!

Senketsu: There's only one left, Ryuko.

Ryuko: Is that so? How are you feelin'?

Senketsu: Better than I expected. You're different don't you think?

Ryuko: How so?

Senketsu: I'm saying that you're stronger than before. Even if you don't have me on you, you're still tearing apart the Goku Uniforms that have fragments of me.

Ryuko: I'm gettin' stronger?

Mako: That's 'cause what you desire is almost in reach! You're so desperate 'cause you're fixated on your wish to get Senketsu back to normal! I get the same way, but with money!

(Y/N): Gettin' Fight Club flashbacks here, Mako.

Ryuko: Thanks. The way you get fixated is pretty hardcore. Alright then, on to go. Can you tell where it is, Senketsu?

Senketsu: Yeah, I can tell. However...

Ryuko: What is it?

Senketsu: The person holding the final fragment is Satsuki Kiryuin.

Ryuko: Kiryuin? Seriously? Fine. I don't give a dman on who has it, I'm getting you back.

Senketsu: But in my current state I'm unable to transform into Life Fiber Synchronize mode. How do you intend to fight an opponent like Satsuki?

Ryuko: Don't worry, I'll think of something along the way. I'm not the usual Ryuko Matoi now. I'm a Ryuko Matoi who's fixated by seeing what she wants almost in reach.

She then felt someone's eyes on her. She turned and stared at (Y/N), who was looking at her like she was crazy.

Ryuko: What are you lookin' at?

(Y/N): Well, since neither Mako nor me can hear the unifrom, you just look like you're talkin' to yourself. Oi, I'm considering putting you into a straitjacket.

Ryuko: I told you! Only I can hear him!

(Y/N): Spoken like a true psycopath.

Ryuko: That's it! Come here, you asshole!'

(Y/N): Jeez, woman, calm down. Anyway, let's go, we have s**t to do.

Ryuko: We?

(Y/N): Yep. Remember, I promised I'd fight with you, so I guess I can give you a hand.

Ryuko: (Y/N)...

(Y/N): Oi, don't '(Y/N)...' me right now. I'd prefer you yell that when we're under the sheets.

Ryuko: *blush* S-Shut up, you damn pervert.

(Y/N): Sure thing, Ms. Exhibisionist.

Ryuko: Anyway, I'm counting on you to watch my back. We're coming for you, Satsuki Kiryuin!

???: f**k THE POLICE COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND-

'Well that s**t just happened' I hear you say. But that song wasn't someone, it was something.

Ryuko: What the hell's that noise?!

(Y/N): Uh, it's my phone, hold on a sec *picks up phone* I'll call you back in a moment. *ends the call* Yeah I kinda have to answer this, you go on ahead.

Ryuko: What the hell?! You said you'd fight with me just a second ago.

(Y/N): I will, goofass. I just need to make a call, you go on ahead and I'll catch up.

Ryuko: Can it wait?!

(Y/N): Nope, I got priorities set. Don't worry, you'll be fine.

Ryuko: Damn it, fine! But ya better come soon or I'll f*****g beat you up!

Mako and Ryuko got on the motorcycle and raced towards the fight. Ryuko was kinda raging and she relieved stress by doing wheelies in a way that would make Grand Theft Auto and Trials Fusion protagonists green with envy. Mako was in for a long ride.

Again, not like that, pervs.

(Y/N): Let's see... Rock Okajima, Ms.Kobayashi, Darkness Ford, Rook Blonko, Dayakka Littner, Akutsu-senpai, Dr. Manhattan, Marceline Abadeer, Byakuya Kuchiki, Richard Watterson, Jessica Rabbit, Zeke Jaeger, Lenka Utsugi, Sir Topham Hatt... f**k, I got so many contacts... Here he is.

He dialed the phone while preparing to deal with his contact's s**t.

(Y/N): 'Sup nerd, it's me... Yeah, how's your father... He's dead? That's odd... You're the new dean? Evil Academy's doomed if it's ruled by you... Don't give me that 'I'm the Overlord' s**t, the blue midget's enough of a pain in the ass... I don't give a s**t 'bout your 1.8 million EQ... f**k you too, anyway, you finished it?... I guess you being a mad scientist DOES have it's uses... No, I won't let you experiment on me... Stop huffing, you're freakin' me out... I'll think 'bout it, see ya.

He ended the call and strutted in a relaxed manner towards the battlefield. He had Penetrator and 'Merica at the ready. He got his headphones out and played his jams on the way.

(Y/N): *singing* Here I come, rougher than the rest of them, the best of them, tougher than leather...

(Scene Break)

Meanwhile, Center of Osaka.

After defeating Kaneo Takarada, Satsuki and the Elite Four-

Ugh, 'Who's Kaneo Takarada' I can hear you f***s asking.

Long story short, a rich motherfucker who uses money for literally averything, even ammo. The fucker even has his own currency. The Takarada he calls it, narcissist asshole.

Oh, he also used a crab-looking mech that Sanageyama, who had a new uniform, defeated by impaling his wooden sword on his ass.

No, you did not read wrong, reader. He really penetrated him, sue me if ya don't believe it.

Anyway, Satsuki and her bitches were about to interrogate the rich asshole. Suddenly, Ryuko and Mako appeared in a motorcycle. Ryuko was still doing wheelies while the poor Mako held on to her. The two women were soon facing each other while Mako ran somewhere safe.

Ryuko: Looks like you're having fun throwing your weight around, Satsuki Kiryuin. Wrecking an entire city, don't you think that's a bit much?

Satsuki: You've come all this way to merely tell me that? If so, your trip was for naught. The fate of any who defy me is sealed.

Ryuko: I think you're takin' a page out of (Y/N), to be honest.

Satsuki: What does that man have to do with any of this?

Ryuko: If I could summarize (Y/N) in three words, they would be Over the Top. He literally does almost everything in a way that ends up being overkill or somethin' along those lines. 

Satsuki: True. Speaking of (Y/N), I assume that he is near the victinity.

Ryuko: Asshole said he was gonna make a call, but he's takin' his sweet time, the bastard... Hey, enough about him! Imma take Senketsu's glove back!

Satsuki: *holds up glove* Ah, so this is what you were after. Can you take it back, Ryuko Matoi?

Ryuko: Yu-huh.

The two soon clashed, evenly matched. Satsuki then decided to full throttle, henshin-ed into her Kamui and renewed her attack on Ryuko.

Jakuzure: Why isn't the transfer student transforming?

Inumuta: Part of her Kamui is in the possession of Lady Satsuki. When a Kamui completely awakens, powerful bio-energy flows through its Life Fibers. If part is missing, the flow is stopped. That means she can't transform.

Ryuko was not doing so well against the transformed Satsuki. Well, she was doing well for being in normal form, but you get it, don't you?

Satsuki: Heh. It would appear that you cannot synchronize without this glove.

Ryuko: You transformed know that, huh? That's Satsuki Kiryuin for you! Always ruthless!

Satsuki: Do not whine. You challenged me knowing you were at a disadvantage.

Ryuko: Nobody's whinin'!

Satsuki: But you are shortsighted and reckless!

Satsuki was about to bring down her sword when, out of nowhere, Tsumugu 'Mohawk Guy' Kinagase appeared while firing that weird needle SMG he had on him.

Tsumugu: Matoi, run!

Behind Tsumugu was an army of mechs. Now, when a man hears about mechs, he gets all hot-blooded and s**t, cuz it's giant mechs, amirite? Well, not this time.

The mechs had a weird shape that left the pilot's head and legs wide open, making them look like dumbasses. But that's not the main issue here. That will be adressed by you-know-who on a later chapter.       

Ryuko: Mohawk Guy, you first attack me then you protect me. You bipolar or somethin'?

Tsumugu: We have but one objective. To resist subjugation by the Life Fibers that Satsuki uses.

Then a blue motherfucker, again, not Kamina, landed behind them in one of the shitty mechs.

Mikisugi: That is the goal of Nudist Beach!

Ryuko: Hold the phone, that name was for real?!

Satsuki: So you show yourselves at last, you naked fools.

Gamagori: The true objective of the Tri-City Schools Raid Trip was to smoke out the rebel force lurking in the shadows behind the Kansai academies. That is why Lady Satsuki allowed your activities to continue, Aikuro Mikisugi!

Mikisugi: You saw through me? Figures, I thought I was really killing it as an infitrator.

Inumuta: That's a plan by Lady Satsuki for you. It worked exactly as planned. Well, I was the one who put it together...

Jakuzure: We were worried that you wouldn't show up and our new Goku Uniforms wouldn't get any use.

Sanageyama: Did you think a group with a foolish name like "Nudist Beach" could thwart our grand design?

The four stepped forward and transformed into their Goku Uniforms, Power Rangers style.

Gamagori: Shackle Regalia MKII!

Jakuzure: Symphony Regalia MKII!

Inumuta: Probe Regalia MKII!

Sanageyama: Blade Regalia MKIII!

Elite Four: Honnouji Academy Elite Four Regalia MKII!

HONNOUJI ACADEMY FOUR GENERALS GRAND GARNISH

They then charged at Mikisugi and his army, making lots of s**t blow up, Power Rangers style, again.

(Scene Break)

A Little Farther From the Battlefield

Ryuko, who met up with Mako, had realized that she souldn't beat Satsuki in her normal state.

Ryuko: Senketsu, let's transform.

Sanektsu: Impossible. You may have collected enough to restore my form, but without that glove, the bio enegry can't flow.

Ryuko: Then make uo what's left with my own skin.

Senketsu: No way! Humans cannot withstand the energy that flows through Life Fibers for even a minute.

Ryuko: That's more than enough. You want to be worn by me, right? So don't worry about me. I'm not scared anymore. If you're my friend, believe in me like Mako does.

Senketsu: Friends...

Ryuko: Yep.

Senketsu: You can be so reckless at times, you know that? I guess (Y/N)'s had an effect on you.

Ryuko: *smiles* I guess he does... Wait, now that you mention it, where the hell is he?!

It seems that Ryuko has yet not heard of the proverb 'Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear'

(Y/N): WHAT HO YOU LOT!

Well, not the devil, but close.

Ryuko: AHH! Where the hell did you come from?! And why did you take so much in coming here?!

(Y/N): Ya see, I went to a pharmacy, cuz I was sneezing like crazy. Like someone was talkin' a lot about me.

Ryuko: What's with that shitty excuse!

(Y/N): You think that's my shittiest excuse? Ha! Naive b***h. But this time it was true.

Ryuko: Whatever! Senketsu, let's do this!

Senketsu: Very well. Let's go, Ryuko!

They proceeded to henshin, but Ryuko's left hand glowed a bright orange color and was steaming hot.       

Also, no, she did not get that from giving a hardcore handjob. Just sayin'

Ryuko: Motherfucker...

(Y/N): That looks kinda painful...

Ryuko wasted no time and dashed to where Satsuki was. She clashed with her, grasping the glove with her burning hand and after a bright light, Senketsu was complete.

Ryuko: Kamui Senketsu, b***h. Now I have it all back.

Satsuki: Snatching life from the jaws of death, eh? Nevertheless, you still cannot beat me!

Ryuko: Wanna bet on it?

Then the two clashed swords once again. This time Ryuko had no problem keeping up with Satsuki. That was until the latter launched the Scissor Blade out of her hands. Ryuko was forced to improvise.

Ryuko: Senketsu Senjin!

Senketsu transformed into his spiky configuration and tried to s***h Satsuki. Only for the blades to be shattered by Junketsu's shoulder piece, while the Lady of War looked nonchalant. Ryuko devised another strategy.

Ryuko: Senketsu Shippu!

Growing a jet engine on her bottom half, Ryuko flew away to God knows where, which was weird cuz she was flying in an opposite direction.

Satsuki: Tch.

Jakuzure: Lady Satsuki, climb onto me!

Satsuki: Yes!

Satsuki rode on top of Jakuzure- damn it you guys, stop it!- and gave chase. (Y/N) watched from the sidelines.

(Y/N): So it's two-on-one, huh? f**k that! Foursome time!

He then dashed in a burst of speed towards the Osaka Tower. He soon arrived at the bottom and started running upwards.

(Y/N): PHYSICS!

Satsuki, who had finished attacking Ryuko with a very hard high-heeled kick, saw him nearing their position.

Satsuki: Look alive, Jakuzure.

Jakuzure: Him, huh? Let him come!

Oh my god, what is it with people and innuendos?!

(Y/N) soon had arrived at a point where he stood eye-to-eye with Satsuki. He saw that she was going to open her mouth, and decided nobody ain't go time for bullshit. He jumped towards her and made a secret technique.

(Y/N): SPARE ME THE BULLSHIT AND FIGHT PUNCH!

He almost had her when Jakuzure dodged.

Jakuzure: Not so tough now, are ya?!

He brought out 'Merica and stabbed the combat knife into one of her uniform's engines,

Jakuzure: What the-? Let go you bastard!

(Y/N) smirked, but then felt as if he forgot something. He stared up and found Satsuki bringing down her blade for and overhead strike.

(Y/N): Oh. Welp, it's time.

He blurred out of sight. Both Satsuki and Jakuzure searched for him to no avail. Suddenly, Satsuki felt someone tapping her on the back.

(Y/N): Don't turn around.

Take a guess on what she did. You have three tries, first two don't count.

She turned around and her face was smashed with something purple, sending her off of Jakuzure and down to the ground, where Ryuko had fallen. He stood alone on top of Jakuzure.

(Y/N): Hey Pinkie, you wanna see something cool?

Jakuzure: ...Uh, no?

(Y/N): Too bad, I'm doin' it anyway.

He then jumped so he was above her in midair. He then pointed 'Merica and pulled the trigger.

(Y/N): TASTE FREEDOM!!!!!

You know the drill, fireworks, rockets, and bullets galore. Jakuzure tried to deflect themby using her heart-shpaed lasers, but pink lasers were no match for testosterone-induced freedom. 

She then decided to retreat at flew away as fast as she could. (Y/N) stood on midair for a moment before falling down. He looked rather calm and gazed at the battlefield below. He was nonchalant until he saw something.       

At the ground, Gamagori was trying to intimidate Mako to make her let go of Ryuko's Scissor Blade. But she just had a defiant pout and refused to let go of it. 

I'm very sure you know what his reaction to that would be, don't you? Suddenly...

(Y/N): WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM KICK!!!

(Y/N) came crashing down on him with the force of a freight train. 

Mako: (Y/N)!

Gamagori: (L/N)! You're here to battle Lady Satsuki, aren't you?

(Y/N): HANDS OFF MY BELOVED LITTLE DAUGHTER PUNCH!

(Y/N) punched Gamagori hard in the chest, sending him some meters across the ground. He then took Mako, blurred out of place and brought her somewhere safe.

(Y/N): Stay low.

Mako: 'Kay!

He then blurred back onto the battlefield to see Ryuko and Satsuki at a standstill. He then decided to just stand back and watch.

Ryuko had somehow taken Bakuzan and Satsuki had Junketsu's sharpened shoulder pointed at each other's necks.       

Ryuko: Kiryuin, withdraw your troops and I'll lower the sword.

Satsuki: You would be failing to avenge your father.

Ryuko: I can't sacrifice the lives of others to do it.

Satsuki: You are trading my life for theirs, eh? I am insulted at how low of a price you put on me.

Gamagori, who had stood up from (Y/N)'s attack, tried to reason with her.

Gamagori: Lady Satsuki! Please stand down! Yours is a noble goal! You mustn't fall out here out of mere stubborness.

Ryuko: See? He agrees with me.

Satsuki complied and oredered her troops to fall back to Honnouji. Mako ran up to Ryuko to return her Scissro Blade.

Mako: Here you go, Ryuko! You dropped this!

Ryuko: Thanks.

(Y/N) neared the duo and the Three Amigos were soon reunited once again.

(Y/N): Finally, it's over.

Ryuko: Where the f**k were you?

(Y/N): I was fighting Eyebrows and Pepto-Bismol, and then I saved Mako before disaster.

Ryuko: Hmph. Kiryuin, maybe it's ture that you've mastered that Junketsu of yours. But you're alone.

Satsuki: And you aren't?

Ryuko: Nope. Senketsu and I are two on one.

I'm just... I don't... god damn it, you guys.

Satsuki: Are you implying that you have formed a symbiotic relationship with the Life Fibers? That is a fairy tale.

Ryuko: Say what now?

Satsuki: I shall leave Bakuzan in your care. To mark today's battle.

Ryuko had none of that bullshit and tossed the balde towards it's owner.

Ryuko: The Satsuki Kiryuin I know isn't a petty woman that she'd change an order she'd given just because she got her sword back.

Satsuki smirked and walked away, everything seemed just fine. 

And then s**t began to blow up, again.

This time it was an underground bombing, as Jakuzure was destroying the Nudist Bases. When she finished, she bursted out of the ground and landed in front of Satsuki.

Jakuzure: Lady Satsuki, I've destroyed the Nudist Beach base as per your orders.

Satsuki: Well done. With that, we have crushed the group of fools that opposed us. The objective of the Tri-City Schools Raid Trip has been accomplished. There is no need whatsoever to rescind my order to return home.

Satsuki then got into a helicopter and turned to Ryuko.

Satsuki: I compliment you on your valiant efforts, Ryuko Matoi. But your attack was no more than a sneak attack. It will not work next time!

With that she and her forces departed from Osaka to Honno City. When all was quiet, Tsumugu and Mikisugi stood beside them.

Tsumugu: This cost us most of Nudist Beach's forces. 

Mikisugi: Still, we should be grateful that we're alive. You fought Satsuki Kiryuin to a draw. That was impressive, Ryuko. Come with me.

Ryuko: Uh, what?

Aikuro: I gave you my word. It's time to tell you everything...

Tsumugu: That's right, and you.

(Y/N): Whaddya want, Mohawk?

Tsumugu: I will be asking you some questions.

(Y/N): Oh, joy, an interrogation.

He then remembered something.

(Y/N): God damn it, I didn't get to use the Penetrator as much as I wanted to! I just smacked Eyebrows in the face with it! That needs to be fixed.

It also may interest you that Ryuko's motorcylce had become sentient and went to a tavern to drown it's sorrows and forget the pain Ryuko caused it beacuse of the wheelies.

Why did it gain sentience? Why had it gone to a tavern? How bad were Ryuko's wheelies? There is a perfectly good explanation for that.

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What? I said there was a good explanation, not that I had it. Go figure.