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Chapter 15: The Perks Of Being The Bad Guy

One Month Later, Honnouji Academy

One month had passed since the Cultural and Sports Festival. Honnouji Academy was hijacked by Ragyo and the COVERS began to spread all over Japan. 

But enough about the situation, let's get one point across.

Rei Hououmaru was a stressed woman.

You're problably thinking 'She's Ragyo's and Nui's accomplice, of course she'd be stressed'. No, that was not the case. She had always handled the two psycopaths with a rather calm and collected demeanor.

When a third one came, s**t hit the fan.

Since (Y/N) (L/N)'s mind was brainwashed by Kamui Shinketsu, he had entered their ranks. It was supposed to be perfect now. The champion of the Life Fibers had awoken and all would go according to plan. He was supposed to be obedient and silent, like a knight. Yeeeeah, if only the world could be that easy.

(Y/N), although he (rarely) obeyed, seemingly had the mission to annoy them until they died. I shall elaborate, he had retained his careless personality and didn't give a f**k.

Ragyo, with her (not) busy schedule, and Nui, who was making a secret project, could not babysit him. The job was handed to her, and she accepted it without complaining.

Not twelve hours had passed and she already regretted that decision.

First of all, he did A LOT of needless destruction. Everytime he was dispatched on a mission to aid the COVERS, he would destroy things for the sake of destroying. A lot of COVERS had been lost to his random bouts. 

And the worst part was, everytime a city was attacked, he would go out of his way and loot every little thing he could, as if he suddenly had kleptomania. 

His excuse: 'This is what playing Assasin's creed and Fortnite did to me'.

Oh, and he always shouted 'Kono (Y/N) (L/N) niwa, yume ga aru!' before he started attacking things, for some reason. 

While saying that, he also sometimes struck a dramatic pose, just for shits and giggles.

That being said, Ragyo and Nui didn't get it any easier either.

Everytime Ragyo tried to do... R-rated stuff with him, he would just yawn loudly and blur out of sight. That's the best case sceanario.

The worst case scenario was that Ragyo became so frustrated and used the Life Fiber thread controlling his nervous system. If that happened, he would just deadpan and go along with it.

To his surprise, she wasn't as kinky as he thought she'd be. Just the two of them and a lot of beds, cuz they tended to break some.

To his disgust, Nui sometimes joined the... fun. Fun for them, of course, he couldn't do anything but take it.

Speaking of Nui, she and him had a sort of running gag. It's better if I show you a flashback to explain.

(Flashback Begin)

(Y/N) was walking on a hallway, minding his own business with his headphones on.

(Y/N): *singing* I am no one's blessing, I'll just bring you harm, I'm a cursed black cat, I'm an albatross, I'm a mirror broken.

Nui: *appears behind him* Hiya!

(Y/N): Da f**k? *removes headphones* Who the f**k are you?!

Nui: Oh come on! We were so close last night! You could at least remember my name!

(Y/N) looked at her with the greatest poker face of all time. He raised his hand in front of him and looked like he was about to make a magic spell.

(Y/N): Begonus Thotus!

...

...

Nothing happened.

Nui: That... didn't do anything!

(Y/N): That's cause it was only the set up, now for the punchline.

He raised a hand and used his new special move.

(Y/N): Get The Hell Outta Here You Shitty Hoe Pimp Slap!

SLAP

(Flashback End)

Yeah, he was a hazard to their mental healths (Not that they had any to begin with).

Today, Hououmaru was on babysitting duty, but she couldn't find her baby to sit. And that made her worried. Not for his health, but the craziness he could be up to if he was left alone.

Last time it happened... Well, here's another flashback.

(Flashback Begin) 

Hououmaru and (Y/N) were on a helicopter, making their way to Honnouji.

Rei: I left you for TWO MINUTES.

(Y/N): But mooooom! I just wanted to have some fun!

Rei: Destroying half of Kyoto does NOT count as fun!

(Y/N): Speak for yourself, I had a blast!

Rei: You destroyed half of the COVERS that we're deployed.

(Y/N): ...So?

Rei: *deep breath* I do this for Lady Ragyo. Calm down.

(Y/N) looked back and saw something in the distance.

(Y/N): Oh look at that, the package I asked is falling out of the sky. At Kyoto, I think.

Rei: Package? What package?

(Y/N): I dunno. It saw it on an infomercial, so I bought it. 

Rei: You bought it on a whim? 

(Y/N): *pouts* Don't blame me, they can be so f*****g convincing when they want to.

Rei: What was the name of the item?

(Y/N): Uhhh... I forgot, something like... Tsar Bomba or somethin'...

Hououmaru's expression could only be described as Category 5 Hurricane-like.

(Flashback End)

Needless to say, Ragyo was not pleased with the chaos that followed that day, to (Y/N)'s not-so-secret glee.

After an hour of searching, she finnaly found him at a the rooftop, overlooking the courtyard infested with COVERS. A giant mechanic device was being buit on th middle. He was talking to someone, or so it seemed.

(Y/N): I'm just sayin', I would totally bang Blake over Yang.

He paused, as if getting a reply.

(Y/N): Who cares that Goldielocks has big boobs? Blake's boobs aren't exactly small. More importantly, It's all about the Bellabooty!

...

(Y/N): No, I don't hate fiery women with big boobs. In fact, my favorite women are fiery redheads.

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(Y/N): Why not? Fiery redheads are the best in bed. Ask Mereoleona Vermilion, Erza Scarlet,  or Rias Gremory. ESPECIALLY Mereoleona. Jeez, she has a volcano fetish for f**k's sake!

...

(Y/N): Whatever. *turns around* 'Sup, didn't notice you.

Rei: It does not matter. Who were you talking to?

(Y/N): Myself. I am a disciple of Deadpool, you see.

Rei: Do I want to know who he is?

(Y/N): If you wanna keep the sanity you have left, then no.

Rei: Understood. Now then... What did you do?

(Y/N): Uhh, whaddya mean?

Rei: WHAT did you do?

(Y/N): ...You can't get mad at me.

Rei: Tell me and I shall think about it.

(Y/N): I was... teaching the COVERS the Default Dance...

Rei: The... Default Dance?

(Y/N): Yep. Look at them. I'm proud of my work so far.

Hououmaru focused on the courtyard and saw that some the COVERS were actually performing some strange dance moves. She looked back at (Y/N) with a dead look.

(Y/N): I didn't destroy them, so you can't be mad!

Rei: ...*sigh* At least, you did not repeat the Kyoto incident... Lady Ragyo requests that you visit Ryuko Matoi at Osaka.

(Y/N): Why?

Rei: She wishes to use you as bait to lure her to Honnouji Acadamy, she will take care of the rest.

(Y/N): Okay, but why doesn't she go herself?

Rei: Do you have anything important to do?

(Y/N): Yeah! I gotta teach the COVERS the Shoot Dance! And the Orange Justice!

Rei: Quit fooling around and go.

(Y/N): But moooom!

Rei: Go.

(Y/N): *pouts* Fine, I'll go have fun with Gear Eyes.

He then kicked the ground, jumping a bit. In midair, he suddenly jerked upwards and rocketed to the sky, then to Osaka.

(Scene Break)

Ruins of Osaka, Japan

Okay, so the following sentence has been said before. A lot. But, for the sake of argument, let's pretend you've never heard it before and that this is a new and totally unique concept at the moment, 'kay? Ahem.

Ryuko Matoi was pissed.

Why? She had found out that she was a Life Fiber-Human hybrid. A monster, in her own words. She had awoken after one month of being in a coma in the Nudist Beach Headquarters and the first thing she did was destroy a lot of COVERS with a single swing of her blade. Senketsu approached her, only to be met with fierce hostility.

Ryuko: I'm done with you. I'm never putting you on again.

Senketsu: Ryuko...

Ryuko: Just looking at you pisses me off! 'Cause we're both the same breed of monster! That's right, I'm not human. I'm a Life Fiber monster!

Mako, who, along with her family, joined Nudist Beach, immediately tried to reason with her.

Mako: That isn't right, Ryuko! Isn't Senketsu your friend? *gets on top of her* This isn't like you at all!

Ryuko: Well, yeah, I'm not my usual self. 

Mako: What?

Ryuko: Turns out my whole life until now was a lie, and I'm actually a monster. Just some unkillabe freak, just like Ragyo.

Mako: No...

Suddenly, a psycopath appeared out of, you guessed it, nowhere.

Nui: Hmm. You're looking awfully grumpy today, Ryuko.

Ryuko: *growl* Nui Harime!

It was Nui Harime, but it was sort of a white clone made out of Life Fibers.

Nui: Yep! But I think you're getting mad at the wrong person.

Ryuko: The hell?

Nui: I remember you wanting to avenge your father. But you're ignoring me, his killer, and playing with a bunch of weaklings instead. You're making me sad, Ryuko.

Ryuko snarled and cut the clone to pieces, only for it to reform into a bigger psycopath.

Ragyo: That is the spirit, daughter of mine!

Ryuko: DON'T f*****g CALL ME YOUR DAUGHTER!

Ragyo: I can understand your turmoil. Soichiro Kiryuin-no, I suppose I should call him Isshin Matoi instead. This was a dastardly scheme concoted by that foolish man. He treated his own daughter as but a mere tool. As your mother, I understand your rage so much it hurts.

Ryuko: ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT!

She then sent a flurry of frenzied slashes at Ragyo's clone, who dodged them all.

Ragyo: Do you hate your mother? Do you hate me, Ragyo?

Ryuko: I'm gonna kick your ass all the way to Hell.

Ragyo: Such vigor. (Y/N) will be pleased to see you again.

Ryuko froze. She remembered (Y/N)'s brainwashing at the festival. She bristled and glared at Ragyo with even more rage than before.

Ragyo: You bitch... What did you do to him?!

Ragyo: I would be delighted to explain it to you, but...

She then looked towards the sky, seeing a small dot rapidly closing in on their location.

Ragyo: Why doesn't he tell you himself?

BOOOM

A huge crater had been produced, and a lot of dust. Whe it dissipated, it revealed that an even BIGGER psycopath had arrived.

(Y/N): WHAT HO YOU LOT!

He jumped in the air from the crater and scanned the area. s**t was blown up, Ryuko was pissed, Mako being Mako, Elite Four had joined Nudist Beach, Ragyo and Nui were here-...

(Y/N): Wait, wut?

He turned to see the clones of Ragyo and Nui.

(Y/N): ...WHAT THE f**k, DISCO MILF AND PIGTAIL b***h?!

Ragyo: Ah, (Y/N) we were just talking about you.

(Y/N): I DON'T GIVE A s**t! YOU MADE ME COME- hey Gear Eyes- ALL THE WAY FROM HONNOUJI- hey Mako- TO f*****g OSAKA FOR NOTHING!

Ragyo: *giggles* Think of this as a small payback for all the trouble you've caused.

(Y/N):  I'M- hey, Blue Motherfucker- GONNA SHOW YOU- Mohawk Bastard, what's up?- TROUBLE WHEN I GET BACK!!

Ryuko/Mako: (Y/N)!

(Y/N): No, it's the f*****g Cookie Monster. Long time no see.

Ryuko: You're with HER now?! And what's with that outfit?!

(Y/N): Oh, this? It's Shinketsu. I feel kinda badass with it.

Ryuko: Damn it, she brainwashed you!

(Y/N): I guess she did. 

Mako: So you're... evil now?

(Y/N): I'd like to call myself chaotic neutral, but I guess I'm the bad guy now.

Ryuko: *to Ragyo* GIVE HIM BACK, DAMN IT!

Ragyo: Then come-

(Y/N): HELL NO!

Ragyo: What is it now, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): IF SOMEONE'S TELLING HER, THEN IT'S GOING TO BE ME! I'M ALREADY HERE, SO I'LL DO IT! 

Ragyo: *sigh* As rebellious as ever. I will have to teach you respect when you return~.

Nui: Oh, I can't wait! Adieu, mon amie!

The clones then dissipated, leaving a fuming (Y/N). He turned to Ryuko.

(Y/N): Go to Honnouji. She'll be waitin'. 

Ryuko: Fine by me. I'm going for her head!

(Y/N): Yeah, whatever helps you squirt when climaxing. It's probably a f*****g trap, in case you haven't noticed.

Ryuko: Why the hell are you telling me that?

(Y/N): Cuz she made me come all the way here.

Mikisugi, who was on a DTR, approached the two.

Mikisugi: He's right, Ryuko. Barging in in a fit of rage would put you in too much danger.

Ryuko: *growl* Quit acting like you're my goddamn teacher!

She destroyed the DTR, but didn't hurt Mikisugi.

Ryuko: This is all YOUR fault in the first place. You played dumb, despite knowing everything. Deep down, I bet you were laughing at this freak of a girl!

(Y/N): Drama queen.

Ryuko: What?

(Y/N): You look like the usual trigger-happy Scissor b***h to me. Why are you being a f*****g drama queen about this?

Ryuko: What do YOU know? You're human! You can remove those Life Fibers on you, but I can't! I'll live with them until I die!

(Y/N): ...SO WHAT?!

Ryuko: The hell did you say?!

(Y/N): So what if you're a f*****g hybrid?! You at least had a peaceful life until your father was killed some time ago, you little s**t! I was tortured for A YEAR by that Skittles b***h, and I saw my parents' CORPSES before that! And I bet Life Fibers weren't even an issue for you until a few months ago! So f**k your 'I'm a monster and my life was a lie' s**t, I'm not taking any of it!

He turned his back, he was very annoyed.

(Y/N): But whatever. It's not like you'll listen to me anyway. After all, it's all about you now, isn't it?

He took off with a sonic boom towards Honnouji. Ryuko's hair covered her eyes, as she stood there for a moment. She then wordlessly started walking away until she disappeared in the distance.

Mikisugi: *sigh* Teenage love is such a rollercoaster.

Tsumugu: Yeah, now we can't count on her assistance. How are we going to fight Ragyo and (L/N)?

Mikisugi: Ragyo, I don't know. (Y/N), on the other hand... someone gave me the key to bringing him back.

Tsumugu: Who?

Mikisugi only stared in the direction (Y/N) took off.

Mikisugi: I'll tell you later... Now then, I think it's time to bring out our final trump card.

Tsumugu: You mean...?

Mikisugi: Yes. It is time to unleash the Naked Sun.

(Scene Break)

Some Time Later, Highway

Ryuko had stolen an intricate looking motorcycle and was making her way to Honno City.

She was deep in thought, as her rage had somewhat lessened. She was thinking on what (Y/N) had said before leaving.

Ryuko: Maybe... He's right... I've lived a sorta normal life when compared to his, but... I just feel so f*****g angry, I can't help it.

She shook her head, creating a new resolve.

Ryuko: I don't like it, but being a hybrid-freak hasn't stopped me before. So why now? I'm still gonna kill those two bitches, but I'm getting that asshole back.

If only she knew what awaited her at Honnouji. But why spoil the surprise?

(Scene Break)

The Next Morning, Honnouji Academy

Everything was prepared for Ryuko's arrival. (Y/N) and Ragyo stood at the top of Honnouji's main tower. (Y/N) was in the mood to annoy Ragyo.

(Y/N): Is she here yet?

Ragyo: No.

(Y/N): How 'bout now?

Ragyo: No.

(Y/N): ...Now?

Ragyo: (Y/N), cease this attempt to anger me.

(Y/N): ...You didn't answer my question though.

Ragyo: No, she is not here.

(Y/N): Figures... What are you up to?

Ragyo: Wait and see, (Y/N) dearest~.

(Y/N): Oh... I wanna go nuke something.

Ragyo: You will not. The incident in Kyoto is enough proof.

(Y/N): Oh, come on! You don't give a s**t about that!

Ragyo: Correct.

(Y/N): Oi, are you messing with me or you just don't want me out of your sight?

Ragyo: Yes.

(Y/N) stayed quiet for a few seconds, before putting a Barack Obama 'Not Bad' face and nodding his head. Before he could retaliate, a cable car suddenly flew into the academy and crashed into the courtyard. A random COVERS went to investigate, only for it to be struck in the front with a tire. The tire belonged to a motorcycle, whose driver was Ryuko. With a yell, she slashed her scissor countless times, destroying the COVERS and freeing the hostages inside them.

Ryuko: Ragyo! Nui! (Y/N)! Where are you?! I've come, just as I said I would!

After that, clapping was heard around the courtyard. I don't think I need to tell you who it was, do I? Hint: Out of nowhere. 

Nui: Amazing! You're just so wild and cool today, Ryuko!

Ryuko: Cut the bullshit. I'm here to kill you and Ragyo. And to take that son of a b***h back.

Nui: And what will that achieve? You can no longer go back to the life you used to have, you know.

Ryuko: Didn't ya hear me? I said cut the bullshit!

Ryuko used her motorcycle and jumped to attack Nui. Only for it to be destroyed. Ryuko appeared behind Nui and started clashing swords with her. The fight spreaded all over the yard.

For some reason, Gurren Lagann-like explosions went off. I dunno how that works, sue me.

Anyway, Chaotic Bastard and Mama Bad Touch watched this from up above.

Ragyo: So it begins.

(Y/N) turned back and saw a missile heading straight towards them.

(Y/N): Uhh, Tactical Nuke Incoming?

Ragyo turned and dodged it at the last second just by tilting her head. They saw a helicopted at the distance. Inside them were Tsumugu and the Elite Four minus Inumuta.

Tsumugu: Have some more!

The helicopter started firing gattling missiles towards the two.

Ragyo: (Y/N), stand at my side. COVERS will shield us.

(Y/N): You don't want me to deal with them?

Ragyo: The champion of the Life Fibers shouldn't stain his hands with the blood of mere humans..

(Y/N) stared at her with one of his trademark poker faces, before shrugging and walking up to her side. He obeyed cuz he felt lazy, in case you haven't noticed. COVERS immediately huddled around them to shield them from the blasts. (Y/N) soon got an idea.

(Y/N): Oi, I have a way of dealing with them and not moving from here.

Ragyo: *raises an eyebrow* Then proceed, by all means.

(Y/N) brought out... a wireless controller.

GAMECUBE CONTROLLER

(Y/N): Readers, there's only three genders in the world for me. Male, female,...

Behind the tower, something shot up in the air. Something big, black, metallic and very loud.

(Y/N): ...and the Apache Attack Helicopter.

APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER

(Y/N) wiggled his eyebrows at Tsumugu, then pressed the A button. The helicopted immediately opened fire at the enemy, who took evasive maneuvers.

Jakuzure: Where the hell did he get a helicopter from?!

Gamagori: The real question should be on how is he controlling it with that wireless remote control.

(Y/N) had this maniacal smile on his face as he rained death on his enemies. Ragyo deadpanned.

Ragyo: Where did you get this and how did you afford it?

(Y/N): I got it with your money. From an infomercial. I think I'm turning into a compulsive buyer.

Ragyo: You bought this on a whim.

(Y/N): You infused your second daughter with Life Fibers and threw her away on a whim, so there.

While (Y/N) was having a blast, he noticed something out of the corner of his eye. Someone running in the academy's hallway, to be precise.

(Y/N): Oi, there's someone in that hallway. I wanna go check it.

Ragyo: Hallway? Hmm... Ah, I have an idea on who it is. (Y/N), I leave that certain someone to you.

(Y/N): Fine. But take care of one of my many babies. 

(Y/N) threw his controller at Ragyo's boobs, then blurred out of place.

(Scene Break)

Honnouji Academy, Hallway

(Y/N) had crashed throughone of the windows and landed inside. He saw the hallway was crawling with COVERS.

(Y/N): I feel like I'm gonna regret handing the helicopter to her.

He started to calmly walk, occasionally punching a random COVERS just because he felt like it. He soon saw that some of them were slashed in half.

He stopped when he saw a blue light shine from the sky. In the middle of the light stood a familiar uniform.

(Y/N): Oi, it's Junketsu.       

He looked downward and saw that Ryuko was hovering above the ground in front of Nui. She was struggling, but she couldn't move as her skin was stiched by red threads, probably Nui's work. (Y/N) soon connected the dots.

(Y/N): Oh, so THAT'S her plan.

Dread filled him when he saw Ragyo in front of the two. Not for Ryuko, mind you, it was because his helicopter was nowhere in sight.

(Y/N): I swear to Belldandy, if she crashed it...

He then dashed along the hallway until he came to a door. He kicked it open.

(Y/N): HEEERE'S (Y/N)!...Oh, Eyebrows.

He came face to face with Satsuki Kiryuin, who was naked (he took special note of this), dirty and shackled by her arms. She turned to him.

Satsuki: (Y/N).

(Y/N): Jeez, you look like s**t. Where were you in this past month?

Satsuki: I was held prisioner by Ragyo under the academy's grounds. 

(Y/N): Eh, I was her boytoy for a year, so I think I can relate. How did you get out?

She just lunged towards him and struck her right foot out. He raised an eyebrow and leaned his head backwards. He saw that one of her toenails shined a metallic black.

(Y/N): Oh, so that's it, huh? Wait, you slashed all of those COVERS with just a toenail? That's kind of awesome.

She didn't answer as she tried to s***h him a few more times. (Y/N) dodged them all without any effort.

(Y/N): Oi, can't you settle down and not attack me?

Satsuki: You have taken Ragyo's side, therefore you shall be recognized as the enemy.

(Y/N): Okay. I'm the bad guy, then. But do ya really think ya have a chance of beating me with just a toenail?

Satsuki: I am not attemping to defeat you. *smirks* I am only stalling.

Just then, Gamagori, Sanageyama and Jakuzure suddenly dropped out of the sky. Sanageyama broke Satsuki's cuffs with a short sword that was one of the two halfs of the Bakuzan. Jakuzure gave Satsuki a robe to cover herself.

Sanageyama: Sorry we're late.

Satsuki: Nonsense. You Elite Four always show up at the perfect time.

(Y/N): Oh yeah, right when the badass main character who turned evil is right in front of you. Perfect timing, fuckers.

He looked upwards and saw Tsumugu's helicopter hovering above them. His heart skipped a beat as he remembered something.

(Y/N): If Mohawk's chopper is here... where's mine?

He broke out in a cold sweat as he adressed the four in front of him.

(Y/N): Uh, gottagocheckonmychopperciaolosers!

He blurred out of place, leaving them slighlt baffled, before taking the opportunity and escape.

(Scene Break)

Some Minutes Before, Honnouji Courtyard

Ragyo, Hououmaru and Nui watched with glee as Ryuko was forced onto Junketsu. Ryuko struggled as the Kamui tightened around her.

Ragyo: Entrust you heart to Junketsu, Ryuko~.

With each second that passed, Ryuko's mind was being altered. Her memories were modified to make it seem like Ragyo was the one who raised her to be her perfect child. With a huge flash of light, Ryuko stopped struggling as she said the familiar command.

Ryuko: Life Fiber Override: Kamui Junketsu!

With that, she fused with Junketsu.

Nui: Amazing! You look beautiful, Ryuko!

Rei: Lady Ragyo, Lady Satsuki has escaped.

Ragyo: Did she now? (Y/N) must have been careless.

Ryuko: Satsuki, huh?

Ragyo: I suppose it cannot be helped, I leave her to you.

Ryuko: Gotcha.

Ryuko then picked up Nui, brought her to her face... and kissed her right on the lips. When it finally broke, Nui blushed and giggled. Ragyo smiled a her daughter's affection. Ryuko looked around.

Ryuko: Where is he?

Ragyo: Oh, I have the distant feeling he will be joining us in a few seconds.

She was right, as a certain jerkass appeared above them with a snarl on his face. He landed and made a beeline to an amused Ragyo.

(Y/N): What. Did. You. Do. To. My. Baby?

Ragyo: The fate of your toy matter not here. You arrived just in time to witness Ryuko's awakening.

(Y/N) raised an eyebrow, then felt himself be picked up by Shinketsu's collar and was face to face with Ryuko.

Ryuko: *smirks* Well, well, who do we have here?

(Y/N): Gear Eyes, what the hell happened to you?

Ryuko: Mom just opened my eyes. Now c'mere, you don't know how much I've been waiting for this.

She was about to bring him to a kiss. (Y/N) was confused but didn't move to reject it. 

Ah, finally. Our main character will get that kiss you've all wished for. This is truly a heartwarming scene, isn't it?

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(Y/N): SIKE b***h, YOU THOUGHT!

(Y/N) (L/N) proceeded to Shoryuken the f**k out of Ryuko Matoi. 

Ragyo, Nui and Hououmaru stood in shock as they watched Ryuko launching onto the horizon, unknowingly towards the direction she was going to in the first place.

(Y/N): Ain't nobody got time for hoes! WHERE'S MY f*****g APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER?!

He then smelt the air, feeling a burning smell... like metal burning. He froze and looked towards the direction of the smell.

There, on the ground, was (Y/N)'s helicopter, now a burning wreckage. He got on his knees.

(Y/N): My baby...She was so young... So promising... She had a great life ahead of her...

His sadness rapidly gave way to rage when he felt himself not being able to move.

Ragyo: (Y/N), I expect an explanation on why you just harmed my daughter in such a barbaric manner.

Nui: That was very naughty of you, (Y/N)!

(Y/N) wanted to punch her in the face. Very hard. He took a deep breath and tried to reason (read: bullshit) with Ragyo so that he could move again.

(Y/N): Uhh, I just thought-

He cursed in his mind, this was going to cost him cool points for sure.

(Y/N): -that shouldn't lower myself to human emotions like affection. I am the perfect *cringe* Life Fiber warrior, I have no time for that. I overreacted.

Silence followed, (Y/N) began a chant in his mind.

(Y/N): Please take it, please take it, please take it, please take it...

Ragyo: You know the most amusing thing out of this? I know you are bluffing.

(Y/N): s**t!

Ragyo: But I suppose you are right.

(Y/N): Scratch that, bullshit succesful!

He felt himself be released from his hold. He stretched a bit.

Ragyo: Still, I am most unpleased with your behavior today. You are in luck that she was launched in the direction of those foolish humans. You are to aid Ryuko and dispose of them.

(Y/N), still angry over his chopper, grit his teeth and took off in a sonic boom. When he was far away, he turned the air blue with curse words.

While he cursed, he also began talking to himself, or so it seemed.