Chapter 16: Purity's Ruin
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The Sea
Near Honno City, the agents of Nudist Beach were atop of their final trump card: An aircraft carrier that was built with the money of the Takarada Conglomerate.
S.S. NAKED SUN
The recently rescued Satsuki had arrived and was offered a cup of tea by her trusty butler Soroi. Mikisugi, who was at the sterring wheel, spoke to her.
Mikisugi: Now that we've successfully rescued you, it wouldn't be safe to stick around in this area. Shall we head back to Osaka for now?
Satsuki: I doubt we will be able to. Soon, we will have to face one of our worst possible enemies.
Suddenly, a radar's alarm rang. Inumuta delivered the news.
Inumuta: Bad news. Something's heading straight to this ship, and fast.
Mikisugi: What?!
Just then, a huge ball of light was seen heading straight for the ship and was about to make impact.
BOOOM
That huge ball of light kicked up a lot of dust and made a huge crater. When the dust settled, it showed none other than Ryuko in Junketsu Override form.
Now, one would expect this to be a badass entrance, but due to the events of the previous chapter, it was sort of ruined.
By ruined, I mean that she had landed face first onto the ground.
On the bright side, Ryuko had developed a new relationship with the ground. Hell, they were even at the kissing stage.
Oh, and it was hilarious, in case you haven't noticed.
Ryuko got her face out of the ground. Three things were made clear: 1. She had a bruise under her chin. 2. Her face stung, and 3. Surprise, surprise, she was pissed.
Ryuko: *growl* That's it, when I next see him I'm gonna kill him. Screw what mom thinks. f**k, he punched me hard. Where am I?
She then looked at her audience, who had shocked looks, than deadpanned and had a single thought running through their heads.
Everyone: Lame.
Ryuko bristled and felt her pride being damaged.
Ryuko: f**k you guys! I'll kill you all!
Apparently, the damage to her pride was super effective and she activated her ability: 'Ape s**t'.
Ryuko swung her sword and started to demolish the ship. Poor girl.
I mean the ship, not the Ax-Crazy Scissor b***h.
Tsumugu decided to be the first to di- I mean, to take action and got on his customized DTR. He started firing countless needles at Ryuko. She wasn't fazed in the slightest and defeated him in a single swing of her scissor.
Ryuko: Look at Mr. Mohawk, drivin' with his ass hanging out. Heh, time to die.
She was about to kill him when a familiar holy backlight shined upon the area. She grinned widely and slowly turned to face Satsuki, who was wearing Senketsu.
Ryuko: Well, well, so that's your game. The two of you joined hands, eh?
Satsuki: Ryuko Matoi. I never expected YOU to be my sister.
Ryuko: Don't go all 'older sis' on me now. Makes me sick.
Satsuki: Oh, you do not have to worry about that. I will crush all lapdogs to the Life Fibers without mercy, no matter who they are. Lend me your strength, Senketsu.
Senketsu: Right!
With her new dagger and short sword, Satsuki triggered Senketsu's transformation.
Satsuki: Life Fiber Synchronize: Kamui Senketsu!
Ryuko: Well, would you look at that? You synchronized with that rag from the get-go. Let's do this, Satsuki!
The sisters began to clash blades on the deck of the ship.
Ryuko: Is that Bakuzan? You're still holding on to somethin' Mom broke in half? Cryin' over spilled milk, are we?
Satsuki: What I am showing is not tears. It is tenacity! It does not matter if it is smashed to pieces. So long as a fragment of it remains, it will return to life without a doubt. Both I, Satsuki Kiryuin, and Honnouji Academy share that tenacity and desire to win. That is what these two blades symbolize!
Ryuko: Run your mouth all you want, but if you couldn't even manage to wear Junketsu completely, you've got no chance of making full use of that fake either.
Satsuki: Are you underestimating me? Then let me show you, Senketsu Senjin!
Senketsu transformed into his bladed form and Satsuki lunged at Ryuko, who dodged the charge.
Ryuko: What the-
Satsuki: Senketsu Shippu!
Senketsu then turned into his aerial form. Satsuki once again charged at Ryuko, this time making contact and making her jump back.
Ryuko: Quit ripping me off, b***h!
Satsuki: This is only the beginning. Senjin Shippu!
Senketsu: Interesting. Senjin Shippu!
Senketsu then combined the blades of Senjin and Shippu's jet engine. Satsuki began to spin in the air, the momentum turning her into a red flying buzzsaw heading straight for Ryuko.
With another explosion, Sonic and Shado- I mean, Ryuko and Satsuki continued to clash.
(Scene Break)
Tokyo Bay, Japan
You may be wondering, dear readers, 'Why the f**k did you bring us here, Author-kun?'
It's because (Y/N) wanted to buy a new helicopter in Tokyo, so he took a detour in his mission. Sadly, they were all out of sale. After sulking for a good half an hour, he sat on a bench.
(Y/N): Man, who the f**k needs these helicopters so bad? I want one, damn it!
Just then, a regal, female voice answered to him. The voice seemingly came out of nowhere.
???: Do not start your whining, (Y/N). The readers will be most unpleased.
(Y/N): Oi, my readers love me. *looks at the wall* Don't you?
???: By the way, didn't you have a mission to carry out?
(Y/N): I did?... Oh, right, kill Eyebrows and her bitches. Yeah, I feel like that's not gonna happen right now, I got plenty of time. They probably are just bullshitting and not fighting.
???: Ragyo will be unpleased.
(Y/N): You and I both know that you don't give a f**k about that. Get off my back, Shinketsu.
Yep, you read right. That female voice was (Y/N)'s new Kamui, Shinketsu.
Ugh, I hear you, 'When did (Y/N) start talking to her? Why does she know about us?'
Well, half a month ago, (Y/N) was talking to himself for no reason in particular. Shinketsu then decided to answer to him. She had a robotic attitude, but being exposed to (Y/N)'s craziness had the side effect of the creation of a personality of her own.
After a week, she became self aware and they soon got into arguments about different things beyond the fourth wall. Turns out she didn't really care about anything as long as she could get his blood, which made him slightly freak out. He got over it and (begrudgingly) accepted her as his new partner.
Shinketsu: True. But will you risk her taking control of your nervous system once again?
(Y/N) Point taken. Okay, I'll buy one last thing and I'll go.
Shinketsu: And what is it that you wish to purchase?
(Y/N): A road roller.
Shinketsu: A road roller? Why would you-... (Y/N) no.
(Y/N): (Y/N) YES!
(Scene Break)
A Few Minutes Later, S.S. Naked Sun
Ryuko charged at Satsuki, who used Senketsu Senjin, only for the blades to be shattered.
Satsuki: Do not falter!
Ryuko: *smirk* I see, you ain't truly wearing that Kamui, are you?
Satsuki: Senketu Shippu!
Ryuko: Too slow!
Satsuki: Senjin Shippu!
Ryuko: STILL TOO f*****g SLOW!
Ryuko prevented Satsuki transforming and sent her onto the ground.
Elite Four: Lady Satsuki!
Ryuko: Whatsamatter? Can't attack me? You can't, can't you? I can see through your every move, after all!
Ryuko grabbed Satsuki by her hair and began to pummel her with her bare hands.
Ryuko: "Life Fiber Synchronization", my ass. You and Senketsu aren't on the same page at all. All you're doing is ordering Senketsu to attack using his powers. That's why your teamwork's all wonky. YOU'RE the one who's just being worn by her Kamui. You haven't improved since wearing Junketsu at all!
She then kicked Satsuki in the stomach, sending her rolling across the main deck.
Satsuki: AAGH!!!
Ryuko: I've had it up to here with your posturing. What's wrong? If ya can't stand by yourself, then let me give you a hand.
Ryuko then picked up Satsuki by her neck and began to strangle her.
Ryuko: You're a pathetic princess who stands atop a mere sandcastle. One wave is all it takes to wash your kingdom away.
Senketsu: Ryuko, stop!
Ryuko: The hell did you say?
Senketsu: Yes, my words don't reach Satsuki. And yes, this Life Fiber Synchronize is but a shadow of ours. But , we stand together in our goal to bring you back to your senses.
Ryuko: Who the hell said you could talk?
Senketsu: Do you have any idea how much stress Satsuki's placing on her body to let me fight? No other human could pull that off, only Satsuki Kiryuin can!
Meanwhile, a certain overpowered jackass felt forgotten.
Ryuko: And look how that's paying off!
Ryuko punched Satsuki, sending her a few yards away. She then turned her blade into it's Decapitation Mode and walked towards Satsuki.
Ryuko: You sure are annoying for a scrap of clothing. I'll chop you to pieces along with Satsuki-!
BOOM
Ryuko growled and looked at her side to see the human Pepto Bismo- I mean, Jakuzure using two rocket pods and fired them at Ryuko.
Nonon: Don't you dare insult Satsuki! Her sandcastle is made of steel! It won't fall apart that easily!
Ryuko: Stay the hell outta this!
Ryuko esily cut all the rockets, only to engage Sanageyama.
Sanageyama: Don't you realize what Lady Satsuki wants? You must have holes for eyes!
Ryuko: You're just a human. Spare me the lecture. What can you do with those puny knives?
Sanageyama suddenly jumped and Ryuko was face to face with the ship's main artillery cannons.
Inumuta: 'What', you ask? Well, he can lure you into firing range.
BOOM
Inumuta had pressed a button and the cannons fired at Ryuko at a point-blank range. The explosions destroyed some parts of the main deck. Amongst the wreckage, Ryuko stood unharmed.
Ryuko: Did ya really think that'd work on Junketsu?
Gamagori appeared out of nowhere with a strange metal cylinder.
Gamagori: No, but it did give me the chance to close in on you.
Ryuko: What?!
Gamagori: I now shall pull you out from Junketsu!
The cylinder extended and made contact with Ryuko. It then started to spin, as Junketsu was getting sucked on it.
Ryuko: Damn it, Satsuki! This was your plan all along?!
Satsuki: Precisely! Senketsu and I cannot defeat you as we are now. But entrusting the Elite Four with the finishing strike gave us a chance!
Mikisugi watched all of it with Mako at his side.
Mikisugi: Just as planned. Still, I can't believe Satsuki suggested a combination attack with the Elite Four. And most of all, I can't believe Mankanshoku accuarately relayed that complicated message.
Mako: That's 'cause Lady Satsuki wrote it down on my hands for me!
Mikisugi: *smirk* Trust her to be throughly prepared.
Ryuko: *growl* Who would've thought you'd play the decoy yourself?
Satsuki: I will do whatever it takes to win. Did you forget that was my modus operandi?
The massive cylinder Gamagori wore suddenly jammed before it could separate Ryuko and Junketsu.
Gamagori: What?! Why can't I separate Matoi?!
Satsuki suddenly sensed a dangerous presence.
Satsuki: Gamagori, RUN!!
Suddenly, the least threatening out of the psychopath trio appeared from above and destroyed the cylinder with the purple Scissor Blade.
Satsuki: Nui Harime!
Nui: Yep! Long time no see, Satsuki!
Satsuki: I should have known someone like you would arrive sooner or later.
Nui: *giggles* You know it! Athough I wonder why you aren't dead yet.
Satsuki: What?
Nui: (Y/N) should have been here killing all of you. *sigh* Honestly, that i***t is nothing but trouble. Lady Ragyo won't like this.
Satsuki: (Y/N) was supposed to be here? If that is the case, where is he and what is he planning?
(Scene Break)
(Y/N): ACHOOOO!
Shinketsu: Gesundheit, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Thanks. Anyway, I got my s**t, time to leave.
Shinketsu: I still can't believe you're going to do THAT.
(Y/N): Yep. s**t, after this is done, Imma call Zoro and the gang to go to a tavern and get wasted in Dom Perignon and Bacardi.
Shinketsu: Oh, joy.
A sonic boom soon echoed across Tokyo.
(Scene Break)
Nui: Oh well, he'll get scolded when he arrives. And to answer your question, Ryuko can NEVER take Junketsu off!
Satsuki: What do you mean?
Nui: I sewed the Life Fibers within her body and Junketsu's together. If you try to take it off by force, they'll get ripped apart, and she'll die!
Senketsu: What?!
Satsuki: How dare you?!
Ryuko instantly recovered and renewed her assault. With a swing of her Scissor Blade, she blew away everyone near her. She then attacked Satsuki with Junketsu's shoulder pieces, disarming her. In a brutal movement, Ryuko cut Senketsu apart.
Senketsu: AAAGGHH!
Satsuki: Senketsu!
Ryuko: See ya in hell, b***h!
Mako: Waaaaiiit!
The fourth-wall-breaker-in-training came flying at Ryuko, only to miss. She then performed her signature move: Mako to the Rescue.
HALLELUJAH
Mako: I can understand why you're mad, Ryuko. Yeah, if you can't take those clothes off, you can't wash yourself even if you take a bath, and you can't dress up when you have to go on a date! But that doesn't mean you should go this crazy!
Ryuko: What the hell are you on about?
Gamagori: Run, Mankanshoku! Matoi is not her usual self!
Mako: Ryuko is always herself! Even if she's got Life Fibers in her body, or if she's mad that she's not human, Ryuko's still herself! And Senketsu's her best outfit!
Nui: She's such a nuisance.
As Mako kept trying to reason with Ryuko, Nui walked towards her with the intent to cut her down.
Senketsu: Mako!
At the last second, Senketsu, who had pulled himself together, tackled Mako out of harm's way. Accidentally, Mako ended up wearing Senketsu.
Mako: Woah! Now I'M in the kinky outfit!
Senketsu: Uh, yes. I took some of your blood, just don't get anemic.
Mako: I don't hate you, Senketsu. But I'm not ready to expose myself yet!
Nui: Girls who try to wear outfits that don't suit them are what I hate most. They're so pathetic, I could hurl.
Before Nui could attack Mako, Satsuki, now in a Nudist Beach uniform, attacked her.
Nui: You still don't get it? A mere human couldn't possibly beat me.
Satsuki: Be that as it may, the blade within my heart still stands firm.
Nui: Sheesh, you're persistned,aren't you?
Nui swung her blade towards Satsuki and they began clashing swords back and forth.
Nui: Ryuko belongs to Lady Ragyo. And so does (Y/N)!
Satsuki: I wonder about that. You happen to be the reason I believe there is still an opportunity to turn the situation in our favor.
Nui: I am?
Satsuki: Indeed. If Ryuko Matoi is completely on your side, then why is it that you do not give her that Scissor Blade?
Nui: What?
Satsuki: Those scissors are the last weapon that can oppose the Life Fibers. You are holding onto one half of it because you are still anxious.
Nui: Tch.
Satsuki: And, if (Y/N) (L/N) was entirely on your side, we would be long dead. He posseses the power to kill us many times over, yet he still retains his personality.
Nui: ...!
Satsuki: The look on your face has conviced me. We WILL prevail!
After she spoke, the Elite Four, minus Inumuta, jumped from behind and tried to strike Nui, who jumped away.
Sanageyama: Leave her to us!
Gamagori: You must take care of Matoi!
Jakuzure: You're our only hope!
Satsuki: I will be counting on you.
Nui: Ryuko! Kill that girl along with Senketsu! That's what Lady Ragyo wants. Show these simpletons talking about hope just how dark reality can be!
Ryuko: ...Gotcha.
Mako's family, in Nudist Beach uniforms, stepped in front of her in a protective manner.
Ryuko: Outta my way.
Senketsu: Knock it off, Ryuko!
Ryuko: So you're going to protect her?
Senketsu: Yes, I will. But I also want to protect you!
Ryuko: Me?
Senketsu: That's right. If you kill Mako right here and now, that will hurt YOU most of all! So I won't let you, no matter what!
Ryuko: The hell?
Mako: It's all because you're so selfish, Ryuko! Now Senketsu's been worn by me instead! This just isn't right! I'm sure you can take that outfit off. So hurry up and change!
Ryuko: How about YOU hurry and shut the f**k up?!
Ryuko had her Scissor Blade above her head, preparing to finish it off. Suddenly, Satsuki jumped in and with her two blades tore apart Junketsu's chestplate.
Satsuki: Now, Mankanshoku! Insert Senketsu into this wound!
Mako: What?!
Satsuki: Senketsu! Use your powers to untangle Matoi's and Junketsu's Life Fibers!
Senketsu: Alright!
Mako: I got it!
Senketsu: Here I come, Ryuko! I'm going to force you to change!
Mako: It's high time you learned how powerful one's best outfit can be!
With a yell, Mako shoved Senketsu right into Ryuko's chest. Senketsu was sucked into the wound, taking her with him. Ryuko screamed in pain.
(Scene Break)
Meanwhile, a silver meteor was heading straight to the Naked Sun. Interestingly enough, it appeared to be sentient and was loudly spewing profanities.
It was cursing on how unfair was Vic Mignogna's situation. It was also apparently on an argument between Fortnite and Apex Legends.
(Scene Break)
A few moments after Mako and Senketsu were sucked into Ryuko a huge flash of light shot into the sky, followed by an explosion.
A black liquid of questionable chemical structure poured out of her, flooding the ship. When the liquid stopped, Ryuko stood panting.
Satsuki: Matoi...
Nui: Oh dear. Looks like your plan to win her over ended in failure. Come on, Ryuko. Let's send this ship to Davy Jones' locker!
Before she could to anything, a red Scissor Blade impaled her into a wall.
Nui: What?!
Ryuko looked up and she was pissed like never before.
Ryuko: I'm sick, and tired of your f*****g yapping!
Nui: No way.
Ryuko: How dare you make me wear this s**t?!
Mako: Ryuko!
Senketsu: Ryuko!
Ryuko: f**k this s**t. I've had enough!
Mikisugi: Ryuko!
Elite Four: Matoi!
Ryuko, with her sheer strength, literally began tearing off Junketsu from her skin. Blood began bursting out of her.
Satsuki: Stop it, Matoi! You will die if you try to take it off by force!
Ryuko: Fine by me! I gotta take this s**t off, even if it kills me!
With one last pull, Ryuko tore Junketsu off of her skin. A torrent of blood poured out of her.
Ryuko: Otherwise, I won't be able to wear Senketsu again!
Mako: Ryuko!
Senketsu: Ryuko, are you okay?!
Ryuko: I just tore off something that was LITERALLY stitched to me, I am NOT okay! This fuckin' hurts, damn it! But I guess that's what I get for being such a dumbass!
Nui pulled herself off the wall with no signs of being impaled.
Nui: I can't believe you're still alive after severing your Life Fibers. However...
Jakuzure: Her wounds are healed!
Sanageyama: So she's immortal too?
Tsumugu: That's the power of the Life Fibers within her body.
Oh, didn't I tell ya? Nui's a Life Fiber hybrid like Ryuko. Just to point that out. Also, Ragyo's her mother, so Ryuko kissed her step-sister. Yeah, let that one sink in.
Nui: Throwing your Scissor Blade at me was a mistake, now they're both mine!
Mako: Go, Senketsu! Get back to Ryuko and transform into the b**m form we all love!
Senketsu: I don't know what you're talking about, but I got it!
Senketsu reached for Ryuko only to get intercepted by Nui. However, Senketsu passed over her and finally reunited with Ryuko.
Senketsu: Here we go, Ryuko! Life Fiber Synchronize!
Ryuko: f**k. Feels good to be back.
Nui: Aw, I went through all that trouble fitting Junketsu to you, but you're wearing that lame outfit again? I can't stand it!
Nui launched an X-shaped s***h at Ryuko, who deflected it by simply lifting her hand.
Ryuko: Give it up. I'm never going to take Senketsu off again. Right now, Senketsu also has Satsuki and Mako's blood flowing through him. Compared to that monstrous Junketsu, he's much warmer and comfortable to wear!
Senketsu: *cries* Ryukoo! Well said!
Ryuko: Hey, clothing isn't supposed to bawl! I'd feel gross if you got all soggy! You're letting all that comfort go to waste!
Senketsu: *cries even more* I'm sorryyy!
Ryuko rolled her eyes and began pummeling the s**t out of Nui. With a kick, she sent Nui far away. Ryuko, after all this time, had both the halfs of the Scissor Blades.
Ryuko: My father's Scissor Blades are finally back to where they belong! Give it up, it's over!
It seems that Ryuko had not learned of the words: 'Don't tempt fate'. Why? Fate was grinning widely and sent something to entertain herself. Or, well, someone, to be precise.
Inumuta: Everyone, hold on! Something's coming this way, and fast!
Ryuko: Huh?
Everyone heard a loud noise and looked at the sky to see a silver meteor above them.
Mikisugi: Brace for impact!
BOOOM
The object had crashed in a loud manner in the main deck, making a huge crater.
Satsuki: Is that who I think it is?
Nui: Hmph. About time.
In the middle of the crater stood (Y/N) (L/N) with his new Kamui with his eyes closed.
(Y/N): You know, everyone says 'The hero comes at the last moment to save the day'.
He opened his eyes and grinned in his crazy attitude. Only this time, it was a crazy attitude mixed with pure evil.
(Y/N): Yeah, this is not that kind of story.
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