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Chapter 14: Blumenkranz

The Next Day, Nudist Beach Hidden Base

It was morning as the Power Rang- I mean, colorful fivesome of misfits were looking at some footage from the academy. Well, three of them, as Mako and (Y/N) were sound asleep.

Ryuko: What the hell is this?

Mikisugi: A video feed from hidden cameras I had set up inside Honnouji Academy.

Tsumugu: If even Ragyo Kiryuin is involved, this must be something big.

(Y/N): *wakes up* Who's involved?

Ryuko: Oh, you're up.

(Y/N): Yeah, I wake up to a chick with two naked guys at each side of her, what a f*****g morning.

Ryuko: *deadpans* Good morning to you too, asshole. Anyway, that b***h is involved?

Mikisugi: Yes. She's currently using her position of REVOCS CEO to sell clothing laced with Life Fibers all around the world.

Ryuko: Sheesh, she's blinding! She's gaudier than Satsuki! Like daughter skank, like mother skank.

(Y/N), meanwhile, focused on the video feed that showed images of Ragyo and her grandeur.       

(Y/N): Oi...

Everyone listened intently, thinking that he had become serious.

(Y/N): Why does the internet look like that?

Everyone: ...What?

(Y/N): Why doesn't the internet have color? Why does it look so monotone?

He then came to a realization.

(Y/N): THAT'S IT! No wonder everyone in this b***h is sexually frustated, it's cuz the internet's got no color! Porn would look so lame with that type of resolution!

Ryuko: ...(Y/N).

(Y/N): What is it, you poor soul?

Ryuko: ...Are you high?

(Y/N): ...It's possible.

The two then blinked at each other in surprise.

Ryuko: Uh, deja vu?

(Y/N): Mmm-Hmm.

Mikisugi and Tsumugu were looking at the scene, questioning what the f**k was going on, before the latter noticed something in the video.

Tsumugu: What's this? They're bringing Life Fibers in bulk. What are they up to?

Mikisugi: Oh, no... She plans to conduct the final experiment at Honnouji Academy!

Ryuko: And that means?

Mikisugi then went onto another explanation on how the Goku Uniforms were a method of studying the people with high resistance and then they would be offered as sacrifices- blah, blah, blah. Of course, (Y/N) tuned this out immedieately and went for a power nap.

And then Ryuko got pissed off. You may be thinking: 'Ryuko Matoi? That happy ball of sunshine? Pissed off? No way!'

Yeah, I'll give you a moment to recover from your shock... Aaaand we're back.

Ryuko: f**k that! Not on my watch!

(Y/N) did not get his power nap, the poor bastard.

Mikisugi: Ryuko?

Ryuko: Ragyo Kiryuin and Satsuki Kiryuin, I'm gonna take them both out!

(Y/N): Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Skittles b***h is mine to kill.

Mikisugi: *smirks* So you'll leap straight into the jaws of danger?

Ryuko: Yeah! I'm gonna jump down danger's throat and rip out its guts with my teeth.

(Y/N) was about to comment on how that made no sense, before realizing that would be extremely hypocritical.

Tsumugu: *smirks* Heh. This will be interesting.

Mikisugi: Oh, brother. I guess you leave me no choice. Let's hurry, then. We don't have much time.

They then were led to a place where some vehicles were, including a motorcycle that suspiciously looked similar to the one that had gained sentence. (Y/N) soon noticed that there were only three vehicles.

(Y/N): Oi, Blue Stripper, gimme a bike or somethin'.

Mikisugi: Sorry, there aren't any more available. You'll have to go with me in the Nude Shooting Star.

(Y/N)'s face told a very dark and grim tale. He brought out 'Merica and pointed it at him.

Mikisugi: Er... Maybe Mankanshoku can go with me and you go with Ryuko?

(Y/N)'s face told him exactly what he thought of that. It cannot be repeated here, for fear that impressionable young children may read it and carry it out.

Mikisugi: *sweats* Well, we leave in an hour, so I guess I can get something for you.

(Scene Break)

Night, REVOCS Headquarters

The RPM (Rainbow Psycho MILF) herself was discussing her plans with her assistant, Rei Hououmaru.

'Who the hell's Rei Ho-whatever?' I hear you curious people ask.

She's, long story short, the most sane woman involved with Life-Fibers. She also has aviator sunglasses that boost her coolness factor by 60% percent.

REI HOUOUMARU

Ragyo: Tomorrow, we step onto a new stage. The next step of the awakening of COVERS. By the way, Hououmaru, is the special Life Fiber thread I requested complete?

Rei: Yes. If I may be so bold, what is the purpose of such a powerful thread?

Ragyo: Patience, my dear. Think of this thread as a collar.

Rei: Collar?

Ragyo: Yes, I am planning to use it on a special someone of importance. Has the Life Fiber resistance decreased?

Rei: Yes. Lady Satsuki is most impressive. She masterfully conquered the teen demographic, which has the highest resistance to Life Fibers.

Ragyo: It was ingenious, negating their resistance to Life-Fibers by getting them hooked on the power of Goku Uniforms.

Then another psycho, this time a pink one, appeared unsurprisingly out of nowhere.

Nui: But things are so dull if they're too neat and tidy.

Ragyo: Oh, right. It was Matoi's daughter thet you were more interested in.

Nui: Yep. To think that she gathered up the pieces of her Kamui and stitched them together all by herself. There aren't many girls who can be quite that rude.

Ragyo noticed that despite her normally cheerful (creepy as f**k) behavior, she was twitching repeatedly and she wasn't smiling.

Ragyo: Is there something bothering you, Nui?

Nui: *twitch* Sort of. *twitch* A human naked ape that I just can't stand. *twitch*

Ragyo: Oh? A mere human is troubling the Grand Couturier? How amusing.

Nui: *twitch* Don't be a meanie, Lady Ragyo. *twitch* I'll kill him, I'll torture him, killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillkillkillkillkill-.

Ragyo: My, it seems like 'he' has done quite a number on you. May I know the name of this individual.

Nui: *twitch* (Y/N) *twitch* (L/N).

Ragyo widened her eyes, then her smile grew much more sinister.

Ragyo: You've met him, eh? That naughty boy~.

Nui: Huh? You know him, Lady Ragyo?

Ragyo: Oh, yes. I know much about him. It is not surprising that he managed to best you. He is the perfect warrior chosen by the Life-Fibers.

Nui: Perfect warrior? Is there something you haven't told me?

Ragyo: I haven't told you about quite a lot of things, Nui. But the story of (Y/N) (L/N) will be for another time. *stands up* The Great Culture and Sports Festival is tomorrow, and I must prepare.

Nui: For what?

Ragyo: *smirks* I must dress up appropiately for a long awaited reunion~.

She then entered the elevator and went down the main bulding. She went all the way until the door opened in a long hallway. She walked the path until she came upon two huge metal doors. The doors opened, and Ragyo entered a large chamber. At the center, there was a medium sized case. The case contained a high-tailored black tailcoat jacket.

Ragyo: At last, Project True Blood is complete. (Y/N), you will return to me soon, whether you like it or not~.

In the jacket's right side, a lone ominous silver eye opened.

(Scene Break)

The Next Morning, Day Of The Festival, Honnouji Academy

The academy had been turned into a stadium and it was filled to the brim with people.       

Every citizen of Honno City was obligated to come and celebrate the arrival of Honnouji's director. When everyone was accounted for, the festival finally began.

Satsuki: Attention, all students and families of Honnouji Academy! We have succeeded in conquering of all the nation's academies! All of the fools who dared oppose our Goku Uniforms have been eliminated! Today is a celebration of those accomplishments! Eat and drink your fill! Praise the Kiryuin name! The Honnouji Academy Cultural and Sports Grand Festival begins now!

With that, the academy's marching band began to play and the One-Star students started to march around the stage with flags holding the Kiryuin symbol. After a few minutes, a familiar holy backlight came from the Lady of War.

Satsuki: And now, what you have all been waiting for. Let us offer a welcome with the utmost respect. I present to you this academy's founder, Director Ragyo Kiryuin!

With a flourish of rainbow lights (seriously, that s**t was f*****g lit!), Ragyo made her grand entrance to the stadium.       

Yeah, I know, 'What possessed this b***h to dress up like that?' you ask. She's Ragyo 'Fashionista Pyschopath' Kiryuin, that's why.

Meanwhile, the Mankanshoku family payed her no attention as they were focused on eating food.

Satsuki: As grand an entrance as one would expect from our director.

Ragyo: A ruler must shine like the sun at all times.

She slowly sauntered to the center of the stage, and then spoke.

Ragyo: Ladies and gentlemen, I put a question to you. What is the world?

STANDO POWAH- Ahem.'Scuse me. Moving on.

Ragyo: The world is clothing. Life Fibers are the ruler of this world. I, Ragyo Kiryuin, know and carry out their will! Honnouji Academy was created for just that purpose. The weak will serve as the foundation for what is to come. You should consider that an honor. Now, let the celebration begin!

She pressed a button. Suddenly the clothes that the crowd were wearing began to slowly encase them. The entire arena erupted into panic as the audience watched as they were devoured by their clothes.

Well, almost everyone, since Mataro Mankanshoku just had body paint on him.

(Scene Break)

Same Time, Outside The Stadium

The Super Senta- I mean, (Y/N) and the gang had arrived in time to hear the screams of the people.

'How did (Y/N) arrive?' you ask. Let's just say that he has gained a permanent hate to blue haired people.

(Y/N): Jeez, sounds like a cheap-ass horror movie theater in there.

Mikisugi: Sounds like it's started. Let's hurry.

He then unloaded the trailer he brought with Nude Shooting Star, unpacking one of Nudist Beach's shitty mechs.

Mikisugi: I'll use the DTR to jump us in one go. Come on, Ryuko! (Y/N)! Tsumugu!

Ryuko: You mean Dotonbori Robo?

Mikisugi: DTR!

Ryuko: It's Dotonbori Robo, right?

Mikisugi: DTR!!!!

Tsumugu: He hates that name.

(Y/N): Oi, that troll was kinda nice, Gear Eyes...

He then eyed the mech, then Mikisugi, then at the mech, then at the sky, then at Mikisugi again.

(Y/N): What the f**k is that?

Mikisugi: I just told you, it's a Nudist Beach battlemech, the DTR.

(Y/N): OI, YOU CALL THIS SHITTY HUNK OF METAL A MECH?! DON'T MAKE ME f*****g LAUGH!

He then got up and climbed on the trailer.

(Y/N): That s**t leaves the pilot exposed to damage! Not to mention you look like a f*****g retard while piloting it! And it's too weak lookin' to be called 'Mech'. But the most important thing is...

He paused dramatically and pointed a finger at the blue nudist.

(Y/N): THAT! s**t! CAN'T! GATTAI!!

Everyone: ...Gattai?

(Y/N): Hell yeah, Gattai! A mech doesn't deserve to be called mech if it can't perform the awesomeness of manly combining! Oi, ask Gurren Lagann, Gundam, Voltron, Transformers, Getter Robo, even motherfucking Power Rangers! I refuse to address that thing as a mech!

He then begrudingly got on top of the machine. Everyone stared at him, before letting it go believing it to be a product of his frequent bouts of insanity.

Mako: Ah! What about me?!

She tried to climb on but she couldn't find a place to grab onto.       

Ryuko: Go and hide. I'll give you snacks!

Mako: Pringles?

Ryuko: Uh, yeah.

Mako: Shake Shack hamburgers?

Ryuko: What the hell even is that?!

Mako: I dunno, it was the first thing that came to my head. Good luck!

Nobody noticed (Y/N)'s proud/satisfied grin.

With that Mikisugi launched skyward and jumped over the stadium wall to reveal the whole crowd encased in Life Fibers (except Mataro). The once loud and bustling stadium was now dead silent.

Ragyo: Such wonderful silence... The cacophony spewed forth by the foolish creature known as humanity fades away, and nothing but tranquil vibes will fill the world.

These 'tranquil vibes' she spoke of were interrupted by Mikisugi's mec-machine landing in the stadium, just behind behind Ragyo.

Ryuko: I'm putting an end to this, Satsuki Kiryuin! Turn everyone back to normal!

Ragyo ignored that, as she was staring into the eyes of a certain individual with... uh, let's not state those emotions here.

Ragyo: Well, well, the guest of honor has arrived~.

(Y/N): ...

Ragyo: It has been such a long time, my sweet (Y/N)~. How wonderful for us to reunite at this crucial mome-

(Y/N): Oi, who the f**k invited a clown with giant boobs here?

Everyone was struck silent in astonishment. (Y/N) turned to Mikisugi.

(Y/N): Oi, Blue Stripper, who the hell's that over there?

Mikisugi: (Y/N), that's Ragyo Kiryuin.

(Y/N): ...

His mind was on overdrive. Give him a few secs.

(Y/N): OOOOOOOHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

He then turned to Ragyo and burst out laughing.

(Y/N): OI, SKITTLES b***h *wheeze* WHAT THE HELL MADE YOU DRESS UP LIKE A f*****g RULE 63 RAINBOW PENNYWISE?! HOLD THE f**k UP, I GOTTA TWEET 'BOUT THIS!

He then took a quick snap of Ragyo and sent it.

(Y/N): *tweet* I'm 'bout to fight a f*****g big-boobed rainbow clown, how hilarious is that?... TheCrimsonFucker says: Sounds like my kind of fight. #fuckragyo #skittlesbitch.

He then pocketed the phone and calmed down.

(Y/N): Whew! Haven't laughed like that in a f*****g long time! Anyway... *looks at Ragyo and laughs* b***h, I can't take you seriously! I just can't!

Everyone conscious at the stadium facepalmed. And Ragyo? Well, she had the most unexpected reaction. Why? She was as calm as ever.

Ragyo: *sigh* That foul mouth of yours has only gotten worse over the time.

Why was she so calm? Well, she did have (Y/N) captured for a year. Knowing him, he would have turned the air blue with curses and insults towards her. She had developed a nonchalance to his insults.

(Y/N): Whew! Okay, I'm done. Oi, you still getting off by talkin' down to people?

Ragyo: Yes. I am the one who knows everything in this world. Why you ask? Because I am the leader of the Kiryuin Conglomerate, Rag-GAH!!

She was then cut off by a blade piercing through her back and coming out from between her breasts. Trust me, it's not a preety sight, lotsa blood.

Ragyo: What are you playing at, Satsuki?

Satsuki: The time for speeches is over, Director.

Using her strength, Satsuki impaled her mother further and threw her on the cross at the center of the stage, pinning her to it. As the blood shot out from her impaled mother, Satsuki stood up.

Satsuki: As of this moment, I, Satsuki Kiryuin, along with Honnouji Academy, declare rebellion!       

(Y/N): Oh, would you look at that? A plot twist. Hooray.

Ryuko: What... the f**k?

Hououmaru's (who was also there, by the way) sleeves grew into whips and tried to attack. She was stopped by Gamagori, who strangely stopped using whips after his fight with Ryuko. She then was restrained with tape by disciplinary One-Star students.

And no, dear readers, it was not f*****g Flex Tape.

Satsuki then ordered Inumuta to release the audience. A hail of white needles began to shoot into the cocooned audience, and soon the citizens were free.

It may interest you that the Mankanshoku family members that were captured immediately went to eat without questioning what the f**k was going on.

Ragyo: Impertinent high schoolers...

Satsuki: You would be best not to look down on us.

Every One-Star student threw off their formal attire to reveal their new white and gold One-Star Goku Uniforms.

Satsuki: Every student here is a solder that has been trained to fight you, no, to fight Life Fibers! Behold the might of Honnouji Academy!

Meanwhile, Ryuko was trying to process what the f**k was going on.

Ryuko: She's gonna take down her mother?

Senketsu: So, this means her goal is the same as ours?

Tsumugu: What the hell is going on?!

Mikisugi: I don't know. This is out of the blue for me, too.

Meanwhile...

(Y/N): I think only Giorno with GE Requiem can beat Kars. I mean, Tusk ACT 4 has Infinite Spin, but that aztec bastard would just find a way around it eventually...

Yeah, he didn't give a s**t, at all.

Gamagoori: Matoi. Lady Satsuki planned to fight Life Fibers from the very beginning. But in order to trick Director Ragyo, she couldn't let even a shred of her true intentions show.

Ryuko: Then what the hell was you guys fighting against me and Nudist Beach all about?!

Satsuki: I have no need for half-baked allies. If you can't beat my army, then you don't stand a snowball's chance in Hell against Life Fibers.

Ryuko: Say what?!

Satsuki: If you do not like my methods, then I will gladly take you on afterward. However, if you have the resolve to protect the freedom of man, then fight with every ounce of strength you have for now.

Ragyo: Hmmm... Your ambition is impressive. You have no qualms about literally stabbing your mother in the back?

Satsuki: Of course not. I will use any means necessary to defeat a monster such as you! Even if it invites scorn as a conniving villain, I gladly welcome it!

Ragyo: You call your own mother a monster?

Satsuki: A woman who is unfazed by being stabbed through the heart should not be saying that. You monster the merged with Life Fibers and forsook her humanity!

Ragyo's wounds were healed in an alarming rate. Like, Deadpool-fast rate.

Ragyo: I am no monster, young lady. I am a life-form that is one step away from divinity. *wipes away blood* Tell me, when did you decide to turn against me?

Satsuki: I did nothing of the sort. Ever since I grew old enough to make my own decisions, I've lived in anticipation of this day.

Ragyo: What did you say?

Satsuki then proceeded to tell her origin story. It goes like this: When she was fi-

Ugh, ain't nobody got time for shitty origin stories, we did that last chapter. Let's go with our main character, shall we? Oh, look at him with his headphones on.

(Y/N): *singing* Get down, We all let you know this time, Can you bring me down, Back up, gets far off the sky, Black Rover!

He was singing one of his jams when he smelt something delicious. He tracked the smell until he saw the Mankashoku family blue truck with a sign that said: All-You-Can-Eat Kansai Souvenirs. At the top of the car, there was a plate with Takoyaki. His stomach growled.

(Y/N): Welp, as Monkey D.Luffy said: 'If you're hungry, eat'

He then dashed to the truck. Some meters away, he saw Sanageyama fighting some pink chick that he felt like he saw before. He arrived at the truck and settled on top of it.

Mako: (Y/N)! You're here! What's up?

(Y/N): Nothin' much, to be honest. A lot of talking and no fighting. I was hungry and I saw the truck with food. And now I'm here. You?

Mako: Gamagori ordered me to evacuate the people! Everyone likes food, so I thought I'd attract them with the smell. It's working so far.

(Y/N): Hmm, seems legit. Anyway, Itadakimasu. *Nom*

Yeah, he's gonna be like that for a while. Anyway, one of the huge monitors of the stadium showed Iori in the Life Fiber Palace, coating The Original Life Fiber in Life Fiber jamming foam.

Sigh, yeah, I hear ya. 'What the f**k is the Original Life Fiber?'

It's basically the thing that made Life Fibers land on earth and that Ragyo worships like a god. It'll be introduced later, so let's skip this s**t.

Iori: I've put a stop to the Original Life Fiber's activities.

Ragyo: Those scum are wandering around beneath the mansion?

Satsuki: I took out Kuroido and everyone else who served you. Ragyo! In the name of human liberation, your life is forfeit!

Before Satsuki could kill Ragyo, Rei jumped free from her bindings and jumped between Satsuki and Ragyo. When Satsuki attempted to counter-attack she destroyed the cross and Ragyo was gone, #slenderman. In a matter of seconds, Ragyo was in the center of the army of One-Star students with a smile on her face.

Ragyo: Satsuki. I will help myself to your troops.

By extending her arms, Life Fibers flew all around the students and after a moment they each stopped struggling and gathered into formation.

Ryuko: That b***h! She turned the students into her puppets!

Ragyo: They have been mentally refitted. I sewed my Marionette Thread throughout their brains. Go forth, my puppets.

With her command, the army of One-Star students charged at both groups. Satsuki took immediate action and transformed.

Satsuki: Do not hold back! Consider anyone who attacks you to be the enemy! Unitl Ragyo is defeated, turn your hearts to steel! Life Fiber Override: Kamui Junketsu!

She then leapt at the army and with a swing of her sword, she made quick work of them.

Meanwhile, (Y/N) had finished his takoyaki. He felt satisfied and then saw s**t going down.

(Y/N): Oh, s**t's going down. Finally. *stands up* Mako, Imma go join the party. Try to be careful, will ya?

Mako: Sure thing! Good luck!

He then took a leap to the air and crashed on the ground, right besides Satsuki, who was facing Ragyo.

(Y/N): Noot noot, motherfucker!

Satsuki: (Y/N), you wish to join me?

(Y/N): Eh, I figured I'd do some hero-like s**t, so here I am. Wanna tag team on this, Eyebrows?

Satsuki: Most certainly. I warn you, do not underestimate her.

(Y/N): Whatever ya say, Apple Bottom. Now be a good girl and wait here for a sec.

He started to walk in a careless way towards Ragyo. She saw this, smirked and did the same. They soon stood face to face... Or face to boobs, 'cause Ragyo is tall as f**k.

Ragyo: Isn't it lovely to be finally reunited like this, (Y/N)?~

(Y/N): *smirks* Hello. My name is (Y/N) (L/N). You killed my family. Prepare to die.

He was about to strike at her when suddenly something got in his way. It was a red scissor blade. He looked up and saw that Ryuko was being controlled by Ragyo.       

(Y/N): God damn it. She was so close! I almost could feel my fist in her face!

Ragyo: She is my pawn now. What a shame...

Ryuko then lunged at him. He just deadpanned and grabbed her shoulder.

(Y/N): Ain't nobody got time for this s**t! Eyebrows, be a good girl and deal with her!

He then yeeted her towards Satsuki and they clashed instantly.

Satsuki: That irresponsible little... *grunts* You fool!

Ryuko, without being transformed, began to slowly overwhelm her.

Satsuki: Matoi! Control yourself!

Rayo: I tied up her nervous system good and tight. She will never be able to break free of my control.

Sonic and Shado- I mean, Satsuki and Ryuko lost their blades, that didn't stop them from lunging at each other with their fists. However, before their fists could land on their targets, Ryuko's fist hit herself. In the face, of course. She then, somehow, started to pull the string from her head

Ryuko: Don't... look down... on us!

Ragyo: What?

Ryuko: Quite making light of us! This puny thread isn't anywhere near enough to shackle Senketsu and me!

Rei: I don't believe it! How could she break free from your mental refitting?

Ragyo: That sensation I felt just now... *smirk* La vie est juste drole.

(Y/N) shuddered, knowing that when she says that it's either A. She's turned on, B. She just found something interesting, or C. All of the above.

How did he know that? You should know at this point, readers.

Ryuko: Let's go Senketsu!

Ragyo: Life is truly... Drole!

Just then, in front of Ryuko, and out of nowhere (It ain't even funny now), the Thot-with-plot-armor, AKA Nui Harime, made her appearence.

Nui: Long time no see, Ryuko!

Ryuko: You... Nui Harime!

Nui: Yep! You want me to give you back this Scissor Blade, right? Come on, avenge your father right here and now!

Meanwhile, (Y/N) felt that this was enough bullshit for a chapter.

(Y/N): Welp, enough is enough, damn it. I came to kick rainbow ass, not to bullshit. Let's do this!

He then dashed at high speed towards Nui. And I think you know what attack he's gonna use, right? Hint: Dropkick.

(Y/N): ANTI THOT DROPKICK!!

Oh, the Anti Thot Dropkick, huh? It's just the Anti Asshole Dropkick, but (Y/N) gave it another name because it always missed, so he renamed it.

And as you know, newly invented techniques always hit at first.

He kicked Nui hard on the stomach, sending her rocketing to the other side of the stadium.

Ryuko: (Y/N)!

(Y/N): Not the time, Scissor b***h, you deal with Pinky. Oi, f*****g Money Maker, you wanna kill your mother or what?!

He didn't give Satsuki a moment to answer because he took he hand and blurred to the stage in front of Ragyo, who saw him and then mouthed something to Hououmaru.

(Y/N): Oi, I'll give you one single shot! Then it's my turn, so there!

He then gave her a boost and threw her towards her mother. Satsuki regained her composure and drew her sword.

Satsuki: Ragyo Kiryuin! You shall pay for taking the lives of my father, Soichiro Kiryuin, and my baby sister who was never given a name!

Ragyo: This is all about revenge for ancient history? For someone so young, you are so trite.

Satsuki: It is a noble cause resulting from personal feelings. Someone like you whose soul is enchained by Life Fibers could never understand.

Ragyo: Can tou defeat me, though?

Satsuki: If I take your head, not even you will survive! Now, I shall have it!

Using Bakuzan's blade, Satsuki blinded her mother with its reflection and took that opportunity to decapitate her mother. A shitload of blood bursted out of the headless body.       

(Y/N): I wanna say Fatality, but... I don't think it could be that easy.

Satsuki: It is finished...

Ragyo: It is you that is finished, Satsuki.

Ragyo's headless body snuck up on Satsuki and punched her off to the side.

Ragyo: So long as a single strand of neck thread remains attached, my body can regenerat itself.

The body picked up her head and put it back into piece.

(Y/N): Number one, That looked like Gurren just attached Lagann. Number two, I think that Eyebrows is pretty much f****d.

Ragyo then picked up Satsuki by the neck and began pummeling the s**t out of her, while mocking her foolishness. She even broke Bakuzan in half. (Y/N) wanted to prevent this and went to stop it...

He realized, after some seconds, he couldn't move his body.

(Y/N): Oi, what the hell, (L/N)? Oh my god, please don't let it be an enemy Stand!

Ragyo: Your little scheme has given me no end of entertainment. But I think it is time for you to return Junketsu.

With a flash of light, an energy beam blasted through Satsuki, causing her to scream in pain and fall unconscious. Seconds later the sky flashed red and white suits filled the sky above the arena.       

Ryuko, who was busy kicking Nui's ass, was surprised.

Ryuko: What the hell?

Mikisugi: It can't be, those are...

Ragyo: Oh, but they are. Those are COVERS. Beings created from the Original Life Fiber.

The psycopathic mother stepped forth to reveal that she was wearing Junketsu. She carried her defeated daughter by the hair, whom was reduced to her undergarments. Wow, dodn't think she wore them, to be honest.

Ryuko: Satsuki Kiryuin!

(Y/N): Well s**t, she Kamui-jacked her. And I still can't move!

Ragyo then threw Satsuki to the other end of the arena. She then did the most predictable move and henshin-ed Junketsu.

Ragyo: Life Fiber Override: Kamui Junketsu.

(Y/N): Uhhh... Smash or pass, readers?... Damn it, not the time. WHY THE HELL CAN'T I MOVE?!

Ragyo then turned to (Y/N) with her trademark sardonic smile.

Ragyo: Oh my, you are probably questioning why is it that you cannot move a muscle, are you not? Well, I have Hououmaru here to thank for that,

(Y/N): Wha?

He then saw Hououmaru near Ragyo with a bright Rainbow Life Fiber thread that was connected to his head.

Rei: It is done, Lady Ragyo.

Ragyo: You see, (Y/N), I had known from the very moment you were in my grasp that you would only get more powerful as time passed. It was only natural. I requested a very special thread to be made just for you and your rebellious self.

(Y/N): ...I don't like where this is going.

Ragyo: Your nervous system has been completely taken control of. And unlike the weak threads I used before, this one is made straight from the Original Life Fiber, just like the COVERS in the sky.

She then approached him... and kissed him right on the lips.

Ryuko, who had seen everything, flew into a rage.

Ryuko: THAT b***h!!

She then treid to lunge at Ragyo, only to be intercepted by Nui.

Nui: Nope, nope, nope! This is a very special moment, Ryuko. This is the moment that will change everything, I can't just let you interrupt like this!

Ryuko: GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY!

Nui: Nope! Mon-Mignon Prêt-à-porter!       

An army of clones stood in front of Ryuko. She snarled and began to slice them apart, but they just kept on coming.

(Y/N): Gear Eyes'll go berserk again if this goes on.

Ragyo: Now, (Y/N), didn't you find it odd that I dissappeared from you life after Soichiro Kiryuin died?

(Y/N): What... the hell are you getting at?

Ragyo: I spent all of those years to make you a special gift. A gift only fitting for the perfect warrior that will serve the Life Fibers~.

Just then, from the sky between the COVERS, a huge and bright silver light shined down on the stadium. It blinded everyone except Ragyo and (Y/N). When (Y/N) saw what it was, he gulped.

Ragyo: Behold, my sweet (Y/N), your very own Kamui!

It was the black tailcoat jaket with the silver eye. It's eye zeroed on (Y/N) and leered at him in hunger. It's name...

KAMUI SHINKETSU (TRUE BLOOD)

(Y/N): Uh-oh...

Uh-oh, indeed...

Ragyo: Marvelous! Let us witness the ascension of the champion of the Life Fibers!

The jacket was nearing (Y/N)'s body. (Y/N)'s slow motion state triggered and he took the time to see everyone around him.

Ragyo had an excited/sadistic smile. Hououmaru and Nui had small smiles on their faces. The Elite Four, Mikisugi and Tsumugu looked in horror. The entire audience was stunned in silence. His eyes then went to a certain trio of women.

Mako had a surprised expression in her face. She looked just as innocent as ever.

Mako: What happening to him? Is it bad?

Satsuki, who was conscious, looked in horror.

Satsuki: (Y/N), no...

Ryuko was doing everything she could to reach him, but Nui's clones were just too many. She made eye contact with him.

Ryuko: (Y/N)!!!

The jacket soon lunged at high speed at him and put itself on him. A gauntlet appeared in his hand, similar to Ryuko's red glove, trigger and everything. (Y/N)'s last thoughts were...

(Y/N): Shit... Did I leave the cookies in the oven? Summer and Mom wouldn't like that...

The trigger went off.

BOOOOOMMMM

A loud explosion engulfed the area, only to be immediately blown away as a humongous pillar of silver light erupted from where he stood.   

When the light dissipated, everyone stood in silent horror aas they waited for the outcome. Ragyo walked into the dust and adressed a figure that was between it.

Ragyo: At last, it is complete. How do you feel, my champion?~

(Y/N): ...Like a transformer just skull f****d me ten times. Holy s**t.

The smoke dissipated, showing the newly transformed (Y/N).       

(Y/N): On a lighter note, I feel kinda badass now. Oh well, Imma do the honors.... Life Fiber Overdrive: Kamui Shinketsu.

Ragyo: That is wonderful to hear~. Now, come, (Y/N), I wish to confirm something.

(Y/N): Innuendo aside, right behind ya.

They then blurred to Ryuko, who was stunned into silence. (Y/N) grabbed her from behind and held her in place.

(Y/N): 'Sup, Gear Eyes.

Ryuko: (Y/N)...Wha-?... What are you doing?

Ragyo: I have that fool Satsuki to thank for allowing me to meet someone I did not expect to see.

Ragyo impaled her hand into Ryuko's chest and slowly pulled out her heart, revealing that it was sparkling red.

Nui: That's!

Satsuki: What in the world...?

Ragyo: Ryuko Matoi, you are one whose body has merged with Life Fibers, just as mine has. And I thought you were dead, daughter of mine!       

(Y/N): Another plot twist, joy.

Seems like he was the same no-f***s-given jackass as always, evil or not.

(Y/N): Deal with it, Author-kun.

Yeah, whatever, konoyaro. Anyway, Ryuko was too shocked to speak. She just stood there with eyes like dinner plates.

Meanwhile, the COVERS began to literally devour people, turning the weak looking suits into hulking masses of Life Fibers. Mako watched the footage of Ragyo with Ryuko's heart.

Ragyo: Beautiful... Very few humans are merged this perfectly with Life Fibers. Truly, you are my daughter.

Mako: OOHH MY GOOOOD! Ryuko's the daughter of the director?!

She then felt herself being pulled up to a COVERS. She struggled and her family tried to save her. Hell, even Gamagori tried to save her. They all failed. She was alomst pulled into the COVERS.

Mako: Somebody, HELP!

Back with Ragyo, (Y/N) heard the cry for help. Wait a sec...

(Y/N): Uh, you seem to have s**t in control around here. Lemme go kick some ass around here.

Ragyo: Very well, think of this as a test of the strength of your Kamui.

(Y/N): Yeah, sure thing.

He blurred out of place. Mako was scared out of her mind as she was almost swallowed, she closed her eyes. She then felt herself being picked up, then a breeze, and then soft ground. She slowly opened her eyes to find herself outside of the stadium.

Mako: Huh? How did I get here?

Another breeze, and she found her family in front of her with confused expressions.

Barazo: What the-?

Mataro: What the heck just happened? We were inside, and now we're not!

Guts: Guts!

Sukuyo: Oh my, that was a rush!

Back at the stadium, (Y/N) suddenly appeared in front of Mikisugi and Tsumugu with an evil little smile.

Mikisugi: (Y/N)... You're baing brainwashed, snap out of it!

Tsumugu: I should have known that a Kamui of all things would make s**t hit the fan.

He then fired countless needle bullets at (Y/N), only for him to shrug them of nonchalantly.

(Y/N): Jeez, Mohawk, ain't you got something better to offer? Kidney shot!

He then appeared between the two and punched Tsumugu in the kidney, rending him unconscious. He then got into Mikisugi's face. He leant on his ear and whispered some words at him. Mikisugi's eyes widened.

Mikisugi: (Y/N), you...

(Y/N): Spare Me The Bullshit And Fight Punch.

(Y/N) then punched the DTR, destroying it, then Mikisugi was punched in the kidney. Making him unconscious. (Y/N) grinned and set out for his next target.

Satsuki was on the ground beneath some rubble. She then saw two black boots in front of her.

(Y/N): You don't look so good, Eyebrows.

Satsuki: (Y/N)... So that was her plan... all along... she wanted to... control you.

(Y/N): Mmm-Hmm, seems like that plan went smoothly. Skittles b***h has your uniform, and everyone's getting eaten by clothes. You failed, hilariously. What you're gonna do now?

Satsuki: I'm... not... done... yet...

She then took out a detonator, then pushed a button.

(Y/N): Oh. Uhhh, Allahu Akbar?

BOOOM

The whole arena erupted into explosions.       

(Scene Break)

Sometime Later, Honno City

Mikisugi had awoken with a headache.

Mikisugi: Ouch... What happened?

He then scanned his surroundings while remembering. He was in the One-Star District.

MIkisugi: Oh, right... *sigh* This just turned into the worst case scenario. I need to go back to headquarters.

He then turned his head to Honnouji, only to see the COVERS spreading around the city. He stood up and got ready to run. Suddenly he felt something in his fist.

Mikisugi: What's this?

He looked at the items that were on his hand. He then remembered something else.

Mikisugi: If what he told me is true *n*****s shine*... then there's still hope!

He then took of to a direction. If one were to look at his fist, they would see two peculiar things.

A paper with directions and a key.