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Chapter 13: (Y/N) (L/N): Origins

Osaka, Japan

Mikisugi and Tsumugu were standing in front of a body of water that had some debris in it.  

Mikisugi: Ryuko, I'm amazed you fought Satsuki Kiryuin to a draw. Well done. Come.

Not like that, damn it!

Ryuko: What the hell are you on about, Mikisugi?!

MIkisugi: There is no reason to keep secrets any longer. It's time I exposed everyhting to you.

People without context must be havin' a field day right now... Anyway, Mako's mind was blown. Again, no.

Mako: Oh My God! Were you really Mr.Mikisugi all along?!

Mikisugi: That's right. You've never seen me like this before.

Mako: I never knew you were an exhibisionist!

Mikisugi: Correct. We are Nudi-

Mako: You've found a comrade in arms, Ryuko!

(Y/N): Not bad at all, Mako.

Ryuko: Don't lump us together!

Ryuko walked to Mikisugi and turned to the Father/Daughter duo.

Ryuko: You should go home for now, Mako.

Mako: Why?

Aikuro: Mankanshoku, (L/N), if you come with use you will need to hurl yourself into the maelstrom of battle. Do you two have that resolve?

Mako: Nope, I sure don't!

Ryuko: Should have seen that coming. Go home, then.

Mako: I don't have the resolve to go nude yet!

Ryuko: That's what you're talkin' about?!

Mako: But what I do have is the desire to be Ryuko's friend forever! So I'll go with you!

(Y/N) had a manly tear of pride on his face.

(Y/N): They grow up so fast!

Ryuko smiled, then turned to him.

Ryuko: What about you?

(Y/N): Hmm?

Ryuko: Are you coming or not?

(Y/N): You're givin' me a choice? Who are you and what did you do with the Scissor b***h?

Ryuko: I'm giving you a choice cuz I kinda dragged you into this thing. If you want to go home, then go. I won't judge you.

(Y/N) blinked then wordlessly walked up to her until their faces were close. Cue Ryuko blushing.

(Y/N): True, you dragged me into this. This s**t is too much work and I wanna go home, play videogames and read manga.

Ryuko: Figures... Go ahead then...

(Y/N): But you forgot that I was the one who offered you help.

Ryuko: Huh?

(Y/N): Yep. I could have just stayed quiet and leave you to deal with your s**t. But I didn't. I made a promise to help you and I'm going to keep it, believe it.

I guess this fic's ready for Naruto references now, oh well.

Ryuko: (Y/N)... *smiles* Thanks a lot.

(Y/N): Plus I wouldn't watch you getting your ass kicked on a daily basis, which for your information is hilarious.

Ryuko: And you just ruined the moment, asshole.

(Y/N): You said that's not how you roll, right?

Ryuko: Heh. Guess not.

Mikisugi: Very well. Follow us!

Mako and Tsumugu jumped into the water. Ryuko was confused while (Y/N) was beginning to run out of f***s to give, which is weird cuz he should have run out of f***s a long-ass time ago.

Ryuko: Wha-? Why are you diving?

Mikisugi: Beyond here lies the truth you must learn. Let's go skinny dipping!

He then jumped into the water, leaving the two alone. (Y/N) shrugged, took Ryuko's hand and dived to the water in a way that would make Michael Phelps jealous.

(Scene Break)

Nudist Beach Hidden Base

The group of five breached the water in Nudist Beach's wrecked base.

Ryuko: There was a place like this underneath Osaka?

They then got out of the water and walked amogst the rubble.

(Y/N): It's in pretty bad shape though. Like someone went Allahu Akbar on these f***s.

Mikisugi: Jakuzure sure did a number on us. However, there is more to it than meets the eye.

They walked a bit further and eventually made their way to... an underground beach.       

NUDIST BEACH HEADQUARTERS

(Y/N): A f*****g beach under a city, ten outta ten...

As they entered, they were greeted by numerous Nudist Beach troopers, they were naked of course. It's NUDIST Beach for a f*****g reason.       

These officers, specifically the females, made (Y/N) react in a... spontaneous way.

(Y/N): OI, OI, OI, BLUE MOTHERFUCKER, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT THERE WERE LOTS OF NAKED CHICKS IN THIS b***h! I WANNA JOIN BUDDHIST b***h RIGHT NOW AND HAVE A REVERSE GANGBANG WITH ALL OF THESE HOT MAMAS! SIGN ME THE f**k UP, I DEMAND IT!

Ryuko heard this was filled with no small amount of... what was that emotion again? It started with a J...

Ryuko: WHAT THE f**k, YOU ASSHOLE?! STOP WANTING TO f**k EVERYTHING THAT HAS BOOBS AND ASS!

(Y/N): OI, YOU'RE FREE TO JOIN THE f**k-A-THON ANYTIME!

And that's all it took to shut Ryuko up.

Mikisugi: First: It's Nudist Beach. Second: You can if they agree to it-.

(Y/N) had a massive grin on his face while looking at the female officers. He was a man with a mission now.

Mikisugi: Third: Ryuko, this was all because of your father.

Ryuko: My dad?

Mikisugi: He was an amazing scientist. Using the patents he held, he collected money from corporations worldwide. And with those funds, he created this organization.

Ryuko: Don't tell me...

Mikisugi: Indeed! Nudist Beach was founded by Dr. Isshin Matoi!

Mako's mind was blown for the second time in the chapter. Seriously, stop it.

Mako: WHAAA?!!

Oh, and about the female officer reverse gangbang... Let's just say that they weren't too opposed to the idea... Wink Wink.

(Scene Break)

Mikisugi had taken the group to an indoor pool with no water. In front of them was a virtual board in which Mikisugi drew something for the upcoming explanation.

Oh yeah, and Tsumugu changed his wardrobe into one of a Nudist officer. I prefered the old one though...

Mikisugi: Er... Now, Ryuko, how many organisms on this planet do you know of that wear clothes?

Ryuko: Just us humans, duh.

Meanwhile at Honno City, a certain hoodie-wearing dog felt insulted.

Mikisugi: That is correct. Out of the countless species on Earth, the only one to wear clothes is homo-sapiens. And Why do you think that is? It is not that only humans wear clothing, but rather that the creatures who wore clothes became mankind as we know it today! Life Fibers caused homo-sapiens, previously just one of the many anthropoids, to evolve this far. That right. Mankind was chosen by clothing!

(Y/N) groaned mentally and began to tune out the conversation while starting to mind his own business, y'know, like the lazy and irresponsible person he was.

(Y/N): Hmm, I wonder how Eyebrows is doin'? Probably sipping tea or taking a bath, or both...

Yeah, he probably doesn't want to know... What? You wanna know, reader? Alrighty then, don't say I didn't warn ya.

(Scene Break)

Kiryuin Manor

Satsuki had arrived at her family's mansion after Nui Harime turned out to be the pilot of her helicopter.

Yeah, yeah, 'How is she still alive after the Plus Ultra banishing?' I can hear your whining. One answer: Plot.

Moving on, the Eyebrow Princess had been asked to take off Junketsu and to wait for the CEO of REVOCS at the grand bathhouse.        

She entered the water and flinched, as if it was morning and the only water in the shower was the ice-cold one. She waited for a moment then a rainbow light started to come from behind the statue. A figure emerged from the same place the light came.

???: You're pulling off that Kamui quite well, but it would appear that you are pushing yourself.

Satsuki: Mother.

Well folks, this is it. Prepare your rape whistles, call your thot slayer reinforcements, summon the FBI, whatever the f**k you want to brace yourself. Because it's time to introduce the main contender for the Mother Of The Year award...       

RAGYO KIRYUIN

The woman of the hour walked towards her daughter with that sardonic smile of hers. She then cupped Satsuki's chin and her smile grew a tad more... Rape-y.

Ragyo: My, such nice skin you have~. Entrust your heart to me. I shall purify you.

Satsuki gasped. And Ragyo proceeded to fin- 

Huh? What's that? 'HELL TO THE f**k TO THE NAW' I hear you yell? 

That should teach you a lesson to stop the f*****g innuendos... Oh well, not like you're gonna stop now, I'll do ya a favor and fast forward this....Aaaaand done.

After the 'Bath', Ragyo stood up.

Ragyo: You can get out now. There is somewhere we need to be.

Satsuki: Does that mean...

Ragyo: Yes. You did well, Satsuki. As a Kiryuin, and as my successor, it is now time for you to learn where it all began.

They then headed to-WHOA.

(Scene Break)

Nudist Beach Headquarters

What the hell?

(Y/N): OI, DAMN AUTHOR-KUN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON ME! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WRITIN'?!

Damn it (Y/N)! I told you not to hijack the scenes! I had a problem with that earlier! And I still don't know who did it!

(Y/N): f**k whoever did it, this chapter has even my name on it! It's about me this time, bakayaro, konoyaro!

Ugh, remind me to get you a Snicker when we finish this joint. You tend to say japanese s**t when you feel left out.

(Y/N): Wakata.

Ugh, movin' on... (Y/N) had finished his internal rage and noticed that everything was quiet. He scanned the room to find Ryuko glaring at Mikisugi while Mako was trying very hard not to fall asleep... He had tuned out the entire explanation.

Then Ryuko went ape-s**t and smashed the chair on the ground, nothing new here.

Ryuko: TO HELL WITH THAT!

(Y/N): To hell with what?

Everyone stared at him, as if they had forgotten he was there.

Mikisugi: (Y/N), you didn't hear any of it?

(Y/N): Nope.

Tsumugu: Where the hell were you when he explained all of this?

(Y/N): I was right here, dumbass. I just didn't give a f**k. 

Mikisugi: I really don't want to explain everthing again...

(Y/N): Then don't. Mako, Abridged version! No more than 20 words!

Mako: Senketsu's an alien. Life Fibers are baddies, Nudies are goodies. 

(Y/N): Hot damn, rhyme and all! Gimme five!

They did a Father/Daughter high-five. He then turned to Mikisugi.

(Y/N): See, no need for bullshit. Proceed.

Mikisugi: Right... Ryuko, calm down.

Ryuko: You mean to say Senketsu's just a weapon? A combat outfit made purely for battle? You've gotta be kidding me. He's got a mind of his own! And you're telling me he was created to kill his own kind? I feel so damn sorry for him!

She pulled off Senketsu and threw him onto the poor chair, which was on the verge of gaining sentience and go to a tavern to join the motorcycle.

Ryuko: This is Nudist Beach, right? What's wrong with me stripping off?!

Senketsu: Ryuko...

Ryuko: I don't want to fight while wearing you! And you don't need to fight either!

Tsumugu then pointed his needle SMG at her while preparing to pull a Viral.

Tsumugu: Let me tell you two useful pieces of information. One, there's no reason for a Kamui that doesn't fight to exist. Two, I won't hesitate to dispose of any such Kamui.

Ryuko: You'll have to do it over my dead body.

Tsumugu: Fine by me.

Meanwhile, Mako tried to calm down her nerves by eating some snacks. It did not go well.

Ryuko: I was jsut thinkin' that I'd have to settle things with you.

Tsumugu: Ha. Right now, you don't have your Kamui or your scissor. Do you think a half-naked high schooler can beat me?

Ryuko: Oh please. I can go full-on naked if it'll even the odds.

Mako: No, you can't! 

HALLELUJAH

Ah, the good ol' Mako to the Rescue, the solution to every problem aside of the Rubber Chicken.

Mako: A girl only reveals herself in her full glory to the person she loves the most in the whole world! And Mr. Mohawk isn't that man! 

Ryuko: Uh, not the point, Mako.

Mako: After all, the reason you wear Senketsu is because you love him the most, right?

She then paused and talked again.

Mako: Oh, right! He's the second on that list! I think you and I both know who's the first!

Ryuko was confused until Mako pointed her eyes to you-know-who, who found his nails more interesting than the conversation.

Ryuko: *blush* U-uh, no idea of what you're talkin' about...

Mako: *giggle* Sure you don't, Ms. Tsundere. Anyway, snap out of it and put Senketsu on!

Senketsu: Ryuko, I am flattered that you are angry on my behalf. But I still say this: Put me on.

Ryuko: Senketsu...

Senketsu: If you don't, you'll catch a cold.

Ryuko: THAT's what you're worried about? Heh, I can't belive you two.

Tsumugu: Playing at being friends with clothing again, huh? I don't feel like shooting them anymore.

It looked like everything was alright, so a certain jackass decided to intervene.

(Y/N): Yeah, that's nice and all, but what's your beef with the Kamui, Mohawk Bastard?

Tsumugu: Oh yeah, forgot about you.

(Y/N) was about to flip his s**t when Tsumugu interrupted him.

Tsumugu: You of all people should know the answer to that.

(Y/N): What the hell are you on about? I've never met you until some weeks ago.

Tsumugu: True, but doesn't the name Kinagase ring a bell on you?

(Y/N) stopped dead in his tracks, stood up and faced Tsumugu with a serious gaze.

(Y/N): ...Who are you?

Tsumugu: Her brother.

(Y/N): She had a brother?...She never told me about that... What happened to her?...

Tsumugu: I thought you knew about the accident, your parents should have told you.

(Y/N): ...

Mikisugi: Tsumugu, do you know something about him?

Tsumugu: Yeah, but why doesn't he tell you?

He then sat and waited expectantly. Ryuko and Mako were confused and the former walked up to him.

Ryuko: Hey, (Y/N), do ya know the Mohawk Guy from somewhere? And who's 'she'?

(Y/N): No one.

Ryuko: The hell you mean 'no one'? 'She' sounds like a pretty important person to make YOU of all people turn serious.

(Y/N): I told you, Gear Eyes, it's nothing. None of your business.

Ryuko: It may be none of my business alright. But this looks like a pretty hard thing for you, the least you can do is vent out.

(Y/N) looked at her only to met with concerned blue eyes. He took a deep breath. It was time.

(Y/N): ...You and the Blue Motherfucker, take a seat.

They complied and (Y/N) stood in front of the board while steeling himself.

(Y/N): ...You may be wonderin': 'Where did he come from?' 'Who is he?' and 'Why is he here?'. Those are good questions. This remains between us and don't interrupt me. It began 13 years ago...

As the Merc with a Mouth would say: ORIGIN STORY TIME, YAY-YUH!

(Flashback Begin)

13 Years Ago, Hokkaido, Japan

In the foot of a snow-covered mountain in Hokkaido, we see a small child running through the snow. He was having fun in the winter wonderland... and then he tripped. He got his face out of the snow, revealing a face you've all come to love.

(Y/N) (L/N): AGE 4

He soon resumed his path until he came just outside a house that looked very modern for a snowy-mountain setting.

(Y/N): I wonder if Mom is bringing cookies? She said Ms. Rose had a batch just for me!

He came to the doorstep and was about to ring the doorbell, when the door opened. It revealed a tall man with (F/C) hair and (E/C) eyes, along with a white lab coat.

???: Oh, (Y/N), I was about to look for you. You know Mom's going to be mad if she sees you playing in this cold.

(F/N) (L/N)

The man stared at the letters wearily before shrugging it off.

(F/N): Well c'mon kiddo, I'll make you some hot chocolate.

(Y/N): Yay! 

They entered the house. It seemed comfortable enough for a small family.

(Y/N): Is Mom bringing Ms. Rose's cookies?

(F/N): Hmm, I dunno about that. But what I do know is that a special someone is coming with here for dinner.

(Y/N): Really?! Who is it? *starts running around* Tell me, tell me, tell me!

(F/N): Woah there, Usain Bolt, calm down. It's a surprise.

(Y/N): Awww... Wait, who's Usain Bolt?

(F/N): You'll know when you get older, squirt. Now, how about you wait in your room while I make the chocolate.

(Y/N): Okay! With marshmallows!

(Scene Break)

A Few Hours Later

(Y/N) had gotten tired of waiting and was going to go check on the chocolate.

(Y/N): Daaaad! When is the chocolate ready?!

(F/N): *downstairs* It's ready, come and get it!

(Y/N) got out of his room and raced down the stairs, only to collide with a tall woman with short black hair.

???: Oh my, I come to visit my little nephew and the first thing he does is tackle me.

(Y/N): *le gasp* Aunt Kinue! 

KINUE KINAGASE

Kinue: Oh, you are just so cute! Come here, you!

They embraced in a warm hug, then they heard a melodious voice laughing from behind them.

???: (Y/N) sweetie, what's this I hear about you going ouside on your own to play?

(Y/N): U-Umm, I was close! It was nothing to worry about, Mom!

He let go of his aunt to face a beautiful woman with long (E/C) hair, a voluptuous body and an angelic smile.

(M/N) (L/N)

(M/N): Still, there are dangerous animals out there and I do not want you getting hurt.

(Y/N): Okaaay... Hey, did you bring cookies?

(M/N): Unfortunately not, I apologize. I did bring some carrot cake from my friend Kaguya.

(Y/N): Oh, her. She likes rabbits, so I guess she's a good guy.

Kinue: A good guy, huh?

(M/N): I suppose that is true. Now (Y/N)... where is my hug?

(Y/N) ran towards his mother and embraced her. At the same time, his father came from behind the two and it became a family hug.

(M/N): Hello dear, how was your day?

(F/N): Eh, nothin' much, REVOCS might be a huge-ass company, but-

(M/N): Language in front of (Y/N), sweetheart.

(F/N): Uh, sorry. Anyway, don't worry 'bout it. Let's dine, I made ramen today.

Kinue: What are we waiting for, I'm starving!

(Y/N): Yeah, food!

They then went to the dining room and ate some ramen, Naruto style. After dinner, (F/N) went to his room, saying that he had to make a call. (M/N) stayed in the kitchen to clean the dishes like the awesome housewife she was, and (Y/N) went to the balcony with his aunt.

(Y/N): Hey auntie, who's Usain Bolt?

Kinue: Let me guess, your father.

(Y/N): Yep!

Kinue: Figures. Him and his weird talk.

(Y/N): I think he's funny.

Kinue: Yep, very funny... But sometimes he gets out of hand with his craziness...

(Y/N): Hey auntie... why does Dad work so much?

Kinue: He has to. He works very hard to spoil you, you little devil.

(Y/N): Yeah! Wait... what does spoiled mean?

Kinue: Eh, you'll know later.

(Y/N): Hey auntie... Where do babies come from?

Kinue: W-Wha? What's with that question?!

(Y/N): I wanna know!

Kinue: Uhhh...

(M/N): My, oh my, Kinue dearest. You weren't about to tell my little boy about 'that', were you?

(M/N) had appeared out of f*****g nowhere, startling the two. She had this cute little innocent smile as she leaked killing intent, scaring the hell out of Kinue.

Kinue: O-Of course not, (M/N)! I was about to tell him that you'd tell him when he was older!

The smile didn't disappear, but the killing intent vanished.

(M/N): Good, I don't want him to be corrupted.

(F/N): *steps in* Oi, (M/N), settle down, will ya? She's not that dumb.

(Y/N): Dad! Who were you calling?

(F/N): Let's just say your uncle and his wife will come tomorrow.

(Y/N): *le gasp* Yay! I wonder what gift he'll bring me? And how his wife looks life.

(F/N): She's an... extravagant woman, to say at the least.

(Y/N): I don't get it, but she sounds like a good guy! Imma go to bed to speed up time!

He was about to race to his room when he turned back and brought the three adults into a hug. He then went to his room, lied on his bead and closed his eyes.

He dreamt of cookies, chickens and a lot of rubber. Weird, right?

(Scene Break)

The Next Day, Noon

(Y/N) was waiting eagerly for the arrival of his father and his two guests. His mother stood behind him with an amused smile.

(Y/N): Is he here yet?

(M/N): No sweetie, but he will be if you remain patient.

(Y/N) pouted adorably, then he heard a car pull up to the front of the house and grinned.

(Y/N): They're here!

He raced to the entrance, missing his mother's concerned frown. He opened the door to meet his father.

(F/N): Hey there, kiddo. You miss me?

(Y/N): Where are they?!

???: Heh. He totally ignored you, (F/N). 

A man stood behind his father and was tackled in a hug from (Y/N).

???: Well, hello there, (Y/N), miss your uncle?

(Y/N): Yep! Long time no see, Uncle Soichiro!

SOICHIRO KIRYUIN

Soichiro: Yeah, it's been a long time. And look at how you've grown! You're a giant! How's your mother doing?

(Y/N): She's inside making dinner. Oh, did you bring me anything?

Soichiro: I brought you a guest.

(Y/N): Oh yeah, Dad said something about your wife, is she here?

Soichiro: Yes, she-

Suddenly a rainbow light began to shine at the house. Soichiro gave a sigh and stepped aside. (Y/N) was momentarily blinded by the light. A loud heel-click echoed across the area.

(Y/N): Wha? Who brought this light here?

???: Oh my, is this the little one you wanted me to meet, Soichiro?

Soichiro: Yeah. Energetic, isn't he?

???: Yes, young people these days are quite lively.

(Y/N)'s eyes accustomed to the rainbow and when he opened them fully, a white haired woman in a feathery haircut with a rainbow underside. She was smilling down at him.

(Y/N): Um, hi... I'm (Y/N), nice to meet you, miss...?

The smile grew a tad bigger.

???: Well, aren't you a polite little gentleman? You may call me... Ragyo.

(Flashback End)

Mikisugi: Wait, you mean THE Ragyo Kiryuin?!

(Y/N): No, it's the f*****g Skittles-Human Hybrid.

Mikisugi: I want to say that you're being sarcastic, but...

(Y/N): Oi, shut the f**k up and let me finish.

(Flashback Resume)

After introductions were made, the family had dinner along with their two guests. 

(Y/N): That was vey good, Mom!

(F/N): You said it, kiddo.

Ragyo: Indeed, it was nothing short of delicious.

(M/N): Oh my, I am glad that it was to your liking...

She seemed serene like always, but (Y/N) didn't notice that her kind smile seemed a bit forced with you-know-who's presence.

(F/N): Hey, Soichiro, can you come with me for a sec? I wanna show you the results of my research.

Soichiro: I don't see why not. *to Ragyo* Excuse me for a moment.

Ragyo: Always the hard worker, aren't you, (F/N)? I hope you've made a breakthrough.

(F/N): Thank you, Ms. President.

The two left, leaving two women and one child. (M/N) looked slightly conflicted while Ragyo held that taunting smile she was known for. The latter spoke.

Ragyo: Such a nice man you've found for a husband. You seem to be quite the happy couple.

(M/N): Yes, (Y/N) here is the proof of that.

(Y/N): What's that supposed to mean?!

(M/N): Nothing important, sweetie. Now, I will talk with your aunt Kinue over the phone... You will stay with Ms. Ragyo on the meantime, do not be naughty.

(Y/N): Okay! Say hi to auntie for me!

With a nod, she left the room. (Y/N) was left alone...with Ragyo.

Ragyo: (Y/N) (L/N), eh?

(Y/N): Yep, that's me! Dad called you a Presi-something, are you his boss?

Ragyo: In basic terms, yes, I am.

(Y/N): Cool! You look like someone important, and by the way I like your hair, it makes you look like a sun! 

Ragyo: Yes, those who rule must shine like the sun at all times.

(Y/N) had absolutely no idea of what she was talking about, but he just smiled and rolled with it.

Ragyo: You know, I have a daughter who's your age.

(Y/N): Really!? I didn't know I had a cousin!

Ragyo: You two would get along just fine. Can you escort me to the balcony? I merely wish to take some fresh air.

(Y/N): Umm, the balcony? Sure, it's right this way.

He led her to the balcony and she stood there for a few moments, gazing at the snowy landscape. She then turned to him.

Ragyo: (Y/N), in your words, what is clothing?

(Y/N): Clothing? Uhh, I guess it's the things that cover our bodies and we wear it almost all the time...right?

Ragyo: Precisely. However, it is much more than that. Clothing is the world.

(Y/N): The world?

Ugh, I can already hear the ZA WARUDO, KONO DIO DA and WRYYY comments. Moving on.

Ragyo: Yes, my dear. Clothing is the will and bind that covers all. The heavens, the earth and humankind. Everything began and will end with clothing.

(Y/N): I don't get any of it, but it sounds kinda cool!

Ragyo: *sigh* I suppose that the intent of COVERS is still to much for the mind of a toddler to process.

(Y/N): Ow!

(Y/N) suddenly felt a small prick in the back of his hand, he looked towards it to see a small hole in his hand, but couldn't find the object that did it.

(Y/N): I think a bee just stung me.

He turned to Ragyo, who was suddenly looking at him with much more interest than when she had arrived. Her smile, unknown to him, had turned sinister.

Ragyo: Perhaps we should get back inside? We don't want you to be exposed to any more harm, do we?

(Y/N): Okay! 

He raced inside the house, leaving REVOCS' CEO by herself. She brought a small needle that was shining a very bright rainbow color to her face. She chuckled evilly before entering the house to find her husband and the (L/N) family male members.

Soichiro: I'm finished on my part. (F/N) has made a fascinating discovery that I think you would like to hear.

Ragyo: Splendid. Do keep up the good work, (F/N). Soichiro, it is time to depart.

Soichiro: As you wish.

(Y/N): Awww, but I didn't get to spend time with you!

(F/N): Don't worry. You'll spend time with your uncle some time later.

Soichiro: Yeah. Besides (Y/N), It looks like you enjoyed spending time with Ragyo here.

(Y/N): Oh, yeah! She's really nice! *to Ragyo* I hope you can visit us more often.

Ragyo: *smirks* Perhaps I will, on a later date. 

They then got into the high-tech car they arrived in. (Y/N) got out of the house waved at the car as it drove away. As he turned back to the door, he had the sudden feeling he was being stared at, before it disappeared. He met with his father.

(F/N): So, whaddya think of her.

(Y/N): She's pretty cool, but I didn't get what she was saying. Something about clothes and the world.

(F/N): Oh, she gave you that speech. That means she likes you, kinda. By the way, we called Rick, he says hi.

(Y/N): Oh! I wonder if he'll come to visit someday?

The woman of the house appeared in all of her housewife-y glory.

(M/N): Oh my, they're gone. I didn't even have a chance to say goodbye.

(F/N): Eh, you didn't miss a lot. Anyway, it's gettin' late. You might as well go to sleep, kiddo.

(Y/N): I don't wanna!

(M/N): (Y/N) sweetie, please go to sleep.

(Y/N): Okaaaay...

(F/N): Oh, come on! He only listens to you!

(Flashback End)

(Y/N): Those were pretty good times. We laughed, cried and joked a lot. But the second I met that rainbow b***h, it was the moment where things went downhill, fast.

Mikisugi: What do you mean?

(Y/N): She started to visit the house more and more, while uncle Soichiro began to visit less and less, until she was just visiting by herself. But it wasn't a visit, it was a check-up on me. This went up for a year, until the accident.

Mikisugi: Wait... I know this... That one year later was the year when Soichiro Kiryuin died.

(Y/N): ...Heh, right on the money, you Blue Stripper. But the body wasn't found, so I still have my doubts whether if he's alive or not.

Tsumugu: What about Ragyo? Did she visit you after his death?

(Y/N): One time. A week after his death, she looked sad and I believed it. I was kinda stupid back then. Then she just... stopped, not like that's a bad thing. 

Mikisugi: How did your parents react to this?

(Y/N): Dad was pretty bummed out, but he got over it like a month later. Mom didn't have that much of a bond with him, so the most she felt was mild sadness. We went back to being the happy little family we were, and 9 years went by.

(Flashback Begin)

3 Years Ago, (L/N) Residence, Hokkaido

BOOM

(F/N): God damn it, (Y/N)! What the hell did I tell you about swinging that thing around the house?!

A 10-years older (F/N) yelled to a teenager that was jumping around the family house with a rubber chicken on his hands. The teen then looked at his father with a careless grin.

(Y/N): Oh come on, pops, one does not simply deny violence to the Rubber Chicken!

(Y/N) (L/N): AGE 14

(F/N): s**t, what possesed me to give Hammerspace's key to him on his birthday.

An older (M/N) stepped up next to him with an amused smile.

(M/N): Oh shush, you. I kept asking you that question ever since that day and you only replied with your carelessness. Reap what you have sown, dear husband of mine.

(F/N) groaned in mock-regret while she called out to her son.

(M/N): Alright (Y/N), your aunt is coming here, so I wish the house to be quiet for her arrival. That means no more playing with Hammerspace's toys.

(Y/N): Oh c'mon, Mom! Are you sure she'll mind? I think she would be amazed by the sheer awesome!

(M/N): That 'sheer awesome' you speak of will not be present while she visits, young man.

(Y/N): Aw shucks.

He then obediently entered the house and put his Rubber Chicken into Hammerspace, which was situated in his room as a gift for his 15th birthday. He then got bored and began sorting through the items in it.

(Y/N): Hmm, what's this?

GOMU GOMU NO MI

(Y/N): Looks tasty. This?

PHANTOM RUBY

(Y/N): I wonder how much it's worth? This book?

KAMASUTRA

(Y/N): Nah, we've got online books like w*****d or k****e.

He threw it back in and sorted through more stuff until a voice called out to him.

Kinue: *downstairs* Hey! You little devil! Come down here or I'll eat all of your Doritos and Mountain Dew!

He immediately got out of his room at speeds Usain Bolt- whose indentity (Y/N) had found out- jealous. He raced to the living room and stood on a chair.

(Y/N): WHO DARES EAT THE FOOD OF THE GODS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! I SHALL SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF-

(M/N): Keep your voice down, sweetie.

(Y/N): Yes, mom.

Fact: (Y/N) (L/N) was a momma's boy, and he was damn proud of it!

(F/N): Oh come on! Not fair!

(M/N): All is fair in love and war, (F/N) dearest.

Another Fact: (F/N) (L/N) was a whipped motherfucker.

Kinue: Ha! You two are so whipped!

(Y/N)/(F/N): Oi, shut the hell up!

(M/N): No insulting guests in the house, boys.

Yet Another Fact: (M/N) (L/N) held the pants in the relationship. 

Kinue was laughing her ass off while (M/N) had her little innocent smile. Both men fumed before sighing in relent. 

(F/N): Ugh, whatever. Yo Kinagase, anything new?

Kinue: Actually, yeah. I gotta tell you something. In private.

(F/N) was about to make a joke when he saw her actually being serious. He nodded silently then gestured her to go into his room, but not without nodding at his wife, who just smiled at him.

If you must know, that was the 'I'm Not Gonna Try Anything' nod.

(Y/N) got bored and tried to sneak outside, only to feel a piercing stare on his back. He just sighed and sat in the couch like a good boy, while his mother rewarded him with Doritos. His father and aunt came a few minutes later.

(Y/N): Finally! I was so damn-

A stare from his mother shut him up immediately.

Kinue: Like I said, whipped. Anyway, (Y/N), I gotta go.

(Y/N): Wait, really? That quickly? You won't stay here for dinner?

Kinue: No, I got some... important business to do.

(Y/N): Must be really important if you're missing mom's food for it.

Kinue: Trust me, kiddo, I really wanna stay, but I can't.

She then surprised him by enveloping him in a hug. He was confused but returned it anyway.

(Y/N): Oi, what's with the sudden hugging?

Kinue: What? Can't a woman hug her cute little nephew for once?

(Y/N): Jeez, fine, just askin'.

She then let go of him and went to leave but not without hugging his mother, who was surprised but accepted it. Then she went to the door.

(Y/N): See ya later, auntie.

Kinue: *smiles* Heh, see ya, you little devil.

(Flashback End)

(Y/N): That was the last time I saw her. I knew about the situation a week later. My dad gave me the news.

(Flashback Begin)

SMASH

That was the sound of a glass teapot falling into the ground and breaking. (M/N) stood over it with her eyes wide open in horror. Her husband and son sat on the couch.

(M/N): She... She's what?

(F/N): She's dead, (M/N).

Tears started to form on the poor woman's eyes.

(M/N): *sniff*B-but, how?

(F/N): There was... an accident... she was part of an experiment... something went wrong, very wrong... I'm so sorry...

The poor mother couldn't hold it anymore and she broke down in tears. Her husband immediately stood up and hugged her to console her grief.

Meanwhile, (Y/N) had a dead look in his eyes. His mind tried to process the information. He slowly got up and silently joined the family hug. The family had lost someone dear to them.

In the midst of (Y/N)'s chaotic thoughts, a face popped up.

The face of Ragyo Kiryuin.

(Flashback End)

(Y/N): I don't know why. I don't know how. But I just knew it had to be her work, directly or indirectly. 

Everyone: ...

(Y/N): My family was never the same after that. My mom still tried to be the stong woman she was, but some nights I could hear her crying herself to sleep. Dad took over the house duties for some time to give her a break, but he was also sad and spent his days into his research. I wasn't the peppy brat I used to be. I mean, I still had fun from time to time, but it wasn't the same without her.

He paused for a moment, taking a deep breath.

(Y/N): Then... a year later... it happened.

(Flashback Begin)

2 Years Ago, Hokkaido

(Y/N), now 15, was enjoying a late night stroll through the snowy woods. After his aunt's death, he went outside more often, as long walks along the winter countryside were very therapeuthic. He had set out at morning and walked around the entire area. He hadn't returned home ever since.

(Y/N): Hmm, maybe I should go back, Mom's gotta be dead worried. Might as well call and tell her I'm okay.

He took out his new phone and dialed his house's number. No one picked up.

(Y/N): That's odd, she's in the house most of the time. Dad's probably in his room doing research, so he won't pick it up.

He dialed the phone again. No one picked up. Dread filled him.

(Y/N): Oi, something's wrong.

He dialed a third time. This time someone picked up, someone that definetely wasn't his mother or father. He froze at the voice.

???: Well hello, (Y/N)~.

His eyes widened like dinner plates, he dropped the phone and raced towards his house as fast as he could.

(Y/N): No. Not her. Please God, not her! Dad, Mom, hang on!

He kept running at top speed until he finally arrived at his house. He kicked the door open and saw that the house was deathly quiet.

(Y/N): MOM, DAD! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

He went up the stairs and entered his parent's room. No one was there.

(Y/N): DAMN IT!

He then went to the only room left in the house, his room. When he opened the door, there was a sight that would forever be engraved in his memories.

(M/N) (L/N) and (F/N) (L/N)'s bloody corpses nailed into the wall by giant needles.

(Y/N)'s eyes filled up with tears, then he vomited, as he couldn't withstand the sight.

(Y/N): NonononononononoNONONONONNONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!

???: It's a shame, but it had to be done. Now (Y/N), you are mine.~

Then the world went black.

(Scene Break)

Unknown Place, 2 Years Ago

(Y/N): Ugh... What happened? Where the hell am I? 

He had woken up and tried to move, only to realize that he couldn't. He looked around and saw that he was bound by strange red threads in a dark room. Suddenly a door opened and an familiar rainbow light filled the room.

Ragyo: Ah, (Y/N). I see that you woke up, splendid.

(Y/N): *growls* You bitch...

Ragyo: Oh my, look at you. You certainly have grown up to be a fine young man~.

(Y/N): What the hell did you do?! And why the f**k am I here?!

Ragyo: You are here, (Y/N), because you have been chosen-.

(Y/N): Chosen my ass! WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL THEM?! DID THEY DO ANYTHING TO YOU?!

SLAP

Ragyo: Quite a mouth you have. As for your answer, they were a nuisance that needed to be erradicated.

Ragyo then began to run her hands all over his body as her face got close to his.

Ragyo: My sweet (Y/N), you were born with an outstanding affinity to the Life Fibers. More than any other human in the planet. The Life Fibers have chosen you. I shall mold you into the perfect Life Fiber warrior with no equal.

She then smiled maliciously... and kissed him right on the lips. She then went to leave.

(Y/N): Did you do it?

Ragyo: Hmm?

(Y/N): Did you kill uncle Soichiro?

She didn't answer and just smiled sadistically at him. He looked up at her with a defiant look in his eyes.

(Y/N): If I, no, WHEN I get out of here, you better start searching for a god to pray to. Because I swear on my family, I will kill you even if it's the last thing I do.

Ragyo: Oh, that fire in your eyes is just delicious~. We shall see how much can you resist until you break~.

Just then, glowing rainbow threads started to encroach towards his head.

Ragyo: *giggles* Let us begin.

And then he only knew pain.

(Scene Break)

Unknown Place, 1 Year Ago

In the same dark room, a 16 year old (Y/N) was still chained to the wall. His hair had grown past his shoulders and rainbow strands had appeared in it. It was exactly one year since he was captured and endured all the torture every single day. 

At many times, he was on the verge of going insane from the pain, but he always came back since he remembered the faces of his loved ones smiling at him. He also had noticed something.

He was getting stronger.

He hadn't noticed at first, but after the first three weeks of torturing. He had notice that the pain wasn't so bad anymore. Like his body was adapting to the pain. After six months the pain was half of what it used to be. And after another six months the pain was almost non-existant. He took full advantage of this and devised a plan.

He was going to fake the pain to make it look like he was as weak as he was at the beginning, and then break out when the security seemed at it's lowest. That day was once every month, when Ragyo didn't came in the room to check up on him and do... R-Rated things he'd rather not remember. That day was today.

He steeled himself and was filled with determination. He was going to escape.

With a yell, he jerked his hands forward and broke the red threads binding him with surprising ease. He then did the same for his feet, stood up and looked at his hands.

(Y/N): I'm... I'm free.

He shook his head and ran forward, only to collide with a wall. He looked back and saw that he had covered the distance in a blink.

(Y/N): I'm not only stronger, I'm faster.

He then balled his hands into fists, glared at the wall and began hitting it rapidly.

(Y/N): ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAA!!!!!

And that, my friends, was (Y/N)'s first reference.

BOOM

He went through the wall and stood in a very modern-looking hallway. He wasted no time and began running without knowing where he was going. He was a blur as he was getting accustomed to his new speed. He kept running and running until he came onto a window.

He didn't hesistate for a milisecond and jumped through it. He found out that he had broken out of a tower and looked on the city below as he fell.      

He then looked below and saw the ground rapidly closing in. He closed his eyes and braced himself.

CRASH

He had crashed on a random street, making a mid-sized crater. (Y/N) only looked at the sky in a confused manner.

(Y/N): That didn't hurt, like at all, weird...

He quickly got up and went to jump out of the crater. He did not take into account the force he put into his legs.

(Y/N): Whoa!

He had jumped so high that he was above most buildings. And he didn't even put that much effort into it. He soon landed again on the ground with a surprised look.

(Y/N): Holy s**t! In a single f*****g bound! I know I got strong, but I didn't think it was this much!

He looked back at the tower he was held prisioner and then he looked forward. He took a deep breath, put force into his legs and set off.

Many people in the city were temporarily deaf when they heard a sonic boom happen nearby.

(Scene Break)

Three Days Later, (L/N) Residence, Hokkaido

After speeding through Japan for three days, (Y/N) had finally arrived at his former home.

(Y/N): It's been a whole year... Mom, Dad, Aunt Kinue, Uncle Soichiro, I'm free. I did it.

He entered the house to find it exactly as he found it a year ago. He went up the stairs and stood in front of his room's door. He took a deep breath and opened the door.

The room was clean and without any sign of of the corpses. He scanned his old room before making a decision.

(Y/N): I'm not stayin' here. I'm f*****g free and I'm going to enjoy it.

He opened his closet and saw Hammerspace intact. He smiled and pressed a button on top of it. The box exploded in a small cloud of smoke, leaving a capsule in its place. He pocketed the capsule, and then he smelt his armpit, only to gag a second later.

(Y/N): Jesus f*****g Christ! I need a shower!

He took a long shower. He was surprised that there was water even a year later. He then got out, changed his wardrobe and exited the house.

As he walked away, he looked back and briefly considered burning the house down. He shook his head.

(Y/N): Nah. Maybe after f*****g s**t up and taking care of the things I have to take care of, I'll come here and live the rest of my life here. Maybe start a family or something.

He then took a moment and did a silent prayer for his family. Then he turned and never looked back.

(Scene Break)

1 Year Later, Okinawa

A 17 year old (Y/N) was on a beach chillin' like a villain. He was drinking from a coconut, looking like a goddamn pimp. Asshole was really enjoying life. What happened to the whole 'killing Ragyo' shtick?

(Y/N): Oi, Author-kun, calm down. I got an entire lifetime to do that. I'm not gonna go Uchiha-mode and obsess over revenge. 'Sides, Mom and Dad would have wanted me to enjoy my life to the fullest, so here I am.

Hmm, seems legit. Moving on, (Y/N) stood up, did a few stretches and took a walk around the beach. He heard some girls gossiping about some school, so being the nosy bastard he was-

(Y/N): f**k you.

-he decided to investigate.

(Y/N): Oi, you girls, what's all this gossip about some shitty school.

Girl 1: It's not any school, It's Honnouji Academy!

(Y/N): Honno-what?

Girl 2: Honnouji. It's one of the best schools in the world! We're packing and going to Honno city in two days! I'm so excited!

(Y/N): Honno City? I bet they named it because the founder wanted people to confuse the 'Honno' with 'Homo'. Ain't that right, readers?

Oh, by the way, (Y/N) had somehow found out about the fourth wall, so yeah.

Girl 1: Yeah! And the Student Council President Satsuki Kiryuin is the ruler of that city.

(Y/N): ...Kiryuin?

Girl 2: Duh, of course. Who doesn't know about her and her mother?

(Y/N): Her daughter, no. The mother, on the other hand... 

He then left the conversation and looked towards the sea. He pondered for a few minutes and then a crazy grin was on his face.

(Y/N): Time to f**k s**t up! Honno City, here I f*****g come!

(Flashback End)

(Y/N): After some time, I arrived at Honno City. And the rest is history.

Everyone stared at (Y/N), too shocked to say anything. Suddenly Mako tackled him in a hug.

Mako: Wah! *sniff* (Y/N), I'm soooo sorry! *sniff*

(Y/N): S'okay, not your fault.

He then looked towards Ryuko, who grew an angry snarl on her face.

Ryuko: That evil, dirty b***h!

(Y/N): Sheesh, calm your t**s, chica.

Ryuko: Don't tell me to calm down! I'm not gonna stay calm after hearing something like that happened to you!

(Y/N): Gear Eyes, it's okay. I'm okay.

Ryuko: But, you-.

(Y/N): I'm fine, Ryuko. Let it go.

Ryuko: Ugh, you can fool everyone, but you're not foolin' me!

She then stormed off the room, leaving everyone else in silence.

(Y/N): *sigh* What a pain in my ass, that woman...

Mikisugi: It's better to let her cool off.

(Y/N): Yeah. Hey Mohawk Bastard, I told you my story. Now tell me what happened to her.

Tsumugu: ...Take a seat.

(Scene Break)

Some Time Later, Osaka, Japan

Ryuko was sitting down and looking at the ruins of Osaka by herself.

Senketsu: Ryuko...

Ryuko: Zip it. I know you're gonna tell me that I was too hard on him.

Senketsu: If you knew, then why act that way towards him?

Ryuko: He's acting like he's fine, like it was just another day in his life. I know someone can't get out of something like that without a few scars.

Senketsu: Perhaps. But perhaps you are not looking at it from his point of view.

Ryuko: Whaddya mean?

Senketsu: He told us that his mother and father wouldn't want him to be sulking and depressed. They would wish for him to live his life without any regrets. Perhaps he is fulfilling those wishes and living his life how he wants to.

Ryuko: You... You're right. I shouldn't have been such a b***h to him earlier.

(Y/N): Oi, you're a b***h to me all the time, so I see nothing new here.

Ryuko almost jumped in surprise and looked back to see the man in question himself with a cheeky grin on his face. He walked up and stood beside her.

Ryuko: What the f**k, you ass?!

(Y/N): See? Nothing new here. Have ya cooled down?

Ryuko: Yeah... About earlier... I'm sorry.

(Y/N): Eh. I kinda can't blame you.

He then sat in front of her and leaned back until his head was on her lap. 

Ryuko: *blush* Uh, what gives?

(Y/N): I heard that lap pillows are like heaven in anime, so I decided to try it. I'm satisfied so far.

Ryuko: Of course you did.

They then laid there for a few minutes. Then (Y/N) spoke out of the blue.

(Y/N): Mohawk Guy told me what happened to my aunt.

Ryuko: Really?

(Y/N): Yep, he said she died in an accident while wearing one of those Kamui. Specifically a prototype of yours.

Ryuko/Senketsu: What?!

(Y/N): Mmm-Hmm, said that she was taking it for a test drive only to be taken over and killed by the clothes she wore. Your dad used the data of the experiment and perfected the Kamui.

Senketsu: I...killed her?

Ryuko: (Y/N)... I'm-

(Y/N): Oh well, nothing to worry about.

Ryuko: What?!

(Y/N): If you're gonna say you're sorry, don't, I wasn't your fault. As for your uniform...

He stared into Senketsu's eye for a moment before smirking.

(Y/N): It's helped you come all this way, and you're really attached to it. Plus, it was just in a prototype stage, so it didn't know any better. I guess we can let bygones be bygones.

Senketsu: (Y/N)... Thank you.

Ryuko: He says thank you.

(Y/N): Yeah, yeah. But tell 'him' he's gotta keep changing you into that kinky outfit.

Ryuko: *blush* Shut up, you i***t!