Chapter 6
Austin asked the person in charge of submissions about doing an article on Pastafarianism. I don’t know if enough people would get the ‘Pasta that Looks Like the Flying Spaghetti Monster’ photo listicle, she wrote back. However, you could do one about the top things that would make someone convert to Pastafarianism. Just don’t mention any other religions specifically if you do a comparison. We don’t need more people spamming the comment sections with ‘You’re going to Hell’ comments and all that.
That sounded fun and doable to Austin, so he invited some of his friends out for drinks and a chat to see which tenets of Pastafarianism caught their attention. He invited Erika as well, but she politely declined.
“I don’t want Bunny panicking again,” she said. “Don’t worry, we’ll have
