Chapter 15: Pull Your Pants UpPam decides two things: “The tree can stay in the front yard tonight, and we’re watching Fight Club.” No one objects.
As the family (minus Jake, Soozie Butterfly, and Bill) settle in front of the flatscreen in the living room to watch the bizarre flick, Jonah and Sandy retire. Because his burn isn’t a blistering, seeping and sopping, third degree mess, Jonah doesn’t have to rush to the Channing Hospital to have his bottom looked at, but Sandy does have to apply some aloe, gauze and medical tape on to the minor burn, just to soothe Jonah’s minimal pain.
What happens in the upstairs bedroom where the soon-to-be-newlyweds are staying is quite the scene for the Icicles and extended family. Jonah can hear Fight Club playing downstairs. He tells Sandy, “There’s a
