Phone s*x [COMPLETED]

10-12

He cleared his throat. "I'm closing up right now." 

"But its only 12." 

"We only stay open till 12 on weekdays." 

"Oh." The disappointment in her voice was clear. "Well I'll talk to you later Chicken."

"Tomorrow," He started, "I'm working till 1am."

"Oh?" 

"I'm closing up too, my manager has to leave early." 

"Oh." 

"So you'll be like... alone?" 

He crossed his arms over his chest. "Not if you're here."

———————

"I already told you, I was busy." 

"Mhm." 

"I was." She whined. "I had to babysit my niece." 

"Mhmm." 

"We even took amazing selfies if you don't believe me."

"Mhmmm."

She frowned deeply. "Chicken." 

"I have a name."

"That you've never told me."

"Mhm." 

"I'll tell you my name!" 

"I never asked for your name." 

She scowled. "Asshole."

———————

"Uneven balls guy is officially out of my life. I was done with his fuckery." 

"What did he do?" 

"Nope, doesn't even matter. He's gone." 

"I think that's the exact thing you said last time."

"This time is different. My p***y doesn't need his bullshit in my life. His d**k wasn't even all that good."

"..." 

"Only a little." 

"..." 

"Like it was kind of small but thick. You know?"

"..." 

"Ugh."

"..." 

"Chicken?" 

"Please hold while our representatives are attending a customer. To voice a complaint, press 1. To speak with the supervisor, press 2. Regarding refunds, press 3-" 

She hung up with her jaw slack.