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"I'm still mad at you."
"I was busy," He defended. "With work and all. Demanding customers can't wait."
"I'm a demanding customer!"
"Ah, but not in Wendy's."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You hardly order anymore-"
"Because I'm broke. You made me broke."
"You're more like my customer."
"I don't pay you."
"Hmm,"
"And I never will."
"I don't just serve food." She practically heard the wink.
"And what else do you serve?"
"My company, free of charge for a friend."
"I felt that friend zone."
He grinned to himself. "Wanna be more?"
"I never said that." She scowled.
"It's okay to admit, I don't judge. I know behind those thick roles of 4 for 4's you've created you hold me in your heart."
"...Did you just call me fat?"
"Did I?"
"Did you?"
"I don't know. Are you fat?"
"Is there something wrong with being fat?"
"Did I say that?"
"I don't know. Did you?"
He snorted and shook his head. "I'll talk to you tomorrow. My manager is calling for me."
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"I'm not fat."
"I didn't say you were."
"You implied it."
"Come to Wendy's and I'll tell if you're fat or not."
"I'm not!"
"Nothings wrong with being fat."
"Okay, but I'm not."
"You need to eat then, I don't like skinny girls."
Her famous scowl showed. "I'm not skinny or fat. I'm regular."
"Regular?"
"Yes, regular. Nothings wrong fat or skinny tho!”
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"It's Sunday."
"At 1 am." He confirmed.
"One of these days we'll do it."
He laughed shortly. "Do what?"
"You know."
"No no, do tell."
"Don't tease me."
"You want me to have phone s*x while I'm at work?"
"Off the clock."
"But still at work."
"Well how else am I supposed to call you, ding dong?"
"You could've asked for my phone number."
"I was starting to doubt you had one."
"You want it?"
"So I can bother you 24/7? f**k yeah I want it."
"It's-"
"Wait wait wait!"
"What?"
"I wanna call now though."
"Why?"
"Aren't you still at work?"
"No, I dragged the phone to my house."
"Ohhh. It's one of those wire ones?"
"Mhmm."
"Um- a simple yes would've sufficed."
"Yes, I'm still at work."
"You told me the first time we had phone s*x it would be at your work."
"I've never said it."
"You implied it."
"Oh did I?"
"Yes! I swear. I was getting severe waves from you."
He rolled his eyes. "I'll call you when I get home."
"Chicken! I swear to god if you hang up I'll-"
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