MY SILLY PERSONAL ASSISTANT

Chapter 4

“Mom, are you sure that the new helper you hired can be trusted?” Jake asked his mom while they're on their way to the photoshoot location.

“Of course. You don't trust my instinct? Vince is so nice. Though he lacks knowledge of a lot of things I'm sure he can slowly learn.”

“I wonder which era he came from. Imagine he called me......a pet?” Jake doesn't know if he will laugh or be annoyed.

“Your what?” Crystal didn't get what her son wanted to say.

“Mooommmm, you wanted me to emphasize that he plays with my pet here.” He is pointing at his private part.

Crystal laughed. “How did he play it? Hahaha!”

“He told me he poke it with his finger when I was sleeping last night when I came back drunk. He said it was moving. He thought it's my pet that wanted to come out.”

Crystal laughed so hard at what Jake told him. Though she doesn't understand why Vince doesn't know it's Jake's private part, she can't stop herself from laughing.

“He is telling the truth. With your size my dear son, whoever can see it, will not be able to resist it.” Crystal continues laughing.

“Well, I'm just blessed with a big fat d!ck. Hehehe!” He chuckled while chest out when he proudly said it to his mom's face.

“But I don't want you to use that big-sized d!ck of yours to anyone you don't love. Just give that to the person you wanted to grow old with. Don't be like other men out there, fvck whoever they want and so many eldest sons and daughters will show up and claim he is their father. I will kill you if you do that. Understand?”

“Mom, men are playful sometimes,” Jake said to his mom laughing.

“Um!”

“Ouch! Mom, why do you always like to slap my nape?”

“Because you're naughty. If a woman came and claimed you impregnated her, you better don't show your face to me. Okay? I and your Dad didn't do it till we were married so you better behave.”

“Okay! Okay! Stop nagging. Haist!” Jake said looking outside the car window. It's gloomy as there is an indication of rain but it seems he felt hot even though the air condition inside his car is on as he thinks of his new helper, how he told him that he played his private part.

“s**t” he cursed in his mind as he felt his “pet” twitched underneath his trousers. Luckily, his jacket is on his lap so it's not obvious to his mom what is happening to him. He leaned on the seat and closed his eyes.

“s**t! s**t!” He repeatedly cursed in his mind as Vince's face appeared when he closed his eyes, his mole, and the way he smiles. He is chasing his breath as his heart pounding so fast makes his chest racing up and down.

“Jake, what is happening to you? Are you okay?” Crystal asked worriedly as she saw Jake's chest going up and down, chasing his breath.

“Don't touch me, Mom.”

Crystal's eyes widened when she understood what was happening to her son. “You! Perverted son of mine, can't you control yourself and wait for that to the toilet not here while on our journey.” She starts nagging again but Jake just ignores her. Their driver just shakes his head and smiles while listening to his bosses.

Back at Jake's house, Vince started cleaning the house after washing the clothes. He started dusting off pieces of furniture and appliances in the living room. Then he decided to do the cleaning of Jake's room.

“Luckily, Mama taught me how to do some cleaning.” He mumbled while happily making the bey. After making the bed, he picked up Jake's trousers on the floor, planning to put them in a laundry basket when something dropped from the pocket.

“What is it?” He picks it up. It's a small silver pack. He tried to feel what was inside. H9s curiosity strikes him when he feels there's a small circle inside. “But he might get mad if I open it.” He sat there hugging the trousers, thinking of what to do. He ended up deciding to open it when his curiosity won over his thinking about Jake's anger. He bit the corner of the silver packet and took out the thing inside.

“Eeeh?! Plastic balloon? But why does it have so much oil in it? Is this the balloon here?” He holds what he called a plàstic balloon with his thumb and forefinger and looks at it closely, putting it right in front of his face. “I didn't know he loved playing this. Hmm, since I burnt his breakfast I'll make it up to him, I will give him a surprise. Hihihi!” He then opened some drawers to find if there was more of that plastic balloon and at the bedside table he found some of it. He took them out and sat on the floor, started blowing them.

“Yey! It's done.” Vince clapped his hands in happiness when he saw all of it on the bed. He then went to the kitchen to find some string to tie them up. “Where should I hang them?” He mumbled as he looked around the room. He then saw at the window where the curtain was hanging, he climbed up there and tied both ends of the string.

“When he wakes up tomorrow, if he is coming home tonight, he will be surprised and happy seeing it when he wakes up.” He was smiling as he looked at the window.

He then continues cleaning the room, picking up all those empty silver packets, and throwing it into the dustbin. He tidies up everything including the bathroom area. When he thought it's all done, he came out of the room whistling and found something to do outside.

“Jake ah, are you going home after the shoot?”

“I'm going to meet Leandro's mom.” He responds but his eyes are still on his phone as he is playing his favorite mobile game while he is on a break.

“I am thinking, why don't we make Vince your assistant?” Jake suddenly put down his phone and looked at his mom.

“Mom, you wanted me to die of stress? You see how he doesn't know anything. How can he be my assistant?”

“I will train him.” Crystal said.

“Hire a new one but not with your new hired helper.”

“No! No one wanted to apply as they heard your name only they will not continue. You are lucky that your fans didn't leave you despite the rumors that you behave like that. And you need a personal assistant as I am leaving with your Dad for a holiday to celebrate our wedding anniversary.”

“Haist! Are there any other options?”

“Options, like what?”

“Like one of my bodyguards to be my assistant.”

“No! They must protect you from the crowd.”

Jake leaned on his seat and heaved a sigh. He found himself no choice but to accept his mom's idea. It's not that he doesn't like Vince but he had this indescribable feeling when he first met him. The way he told him he played with his pet brought his mind to panic.

“That ass, s**t!” He cursed in his mind as he remembered Vince's ass. “Jake, behave yourself. You are not going to like a man like you.” He scolded himself but deep inside of him there's an urge of desire for Vince.

“Oh, why did you suddenly become quiet?” Crystal, who noticed her son's silence, asked.

“Mom, what do you think of the same-s*x relationship?” Subconsciously, he asked his mother about it and it's too late for him to take it back.

“Why a sudden question? Do you like someone like you?” Crystal responded to him with questions.

“It just came out in my mind.”

“Well, if you're serious about that question. For me, there's nothing wrong with same-s*x relationships as long as they both love and respect each other. There's a sincerity from both sides to have a successful relationship.” Jake nodded then fell in silence again.

Crystal just quietly observes her son.

Evening came and Vince cooked dinner for himself as he is not sure if his boss is coming home. He didn't receive any message from him so he assumed that he was not coming home or might be late.

Past eight o'clock when he is winding up the kitchen when he feels that someone is staring at him. He stopped what he was doing and looked behind. He was startled as he saw Jake standing by the kitchen door looking at him intently.

“Yi.....Jake?!” He stuttered.” Do you want dinner, I mean have you eaten your dinner, Sir? I didn't cook for you as I don't know if you are coming or not.” Then his eyes go down to the paper bag that Jake is holding.

“Don't worry, I bought our food on my way home.” Jake then lifts his hand with the paper bag. “Help me prepare for this and eat with me.”

“Ah-ah, I've eaten already.”

“Just sit with me then. I'll go to my room to change. Make sure the food is ready when I'm back.” Jake then immediately left for his room. He changed his mind and told Leandro not to meet him tonight. He doesn't know why he likes to go home early this time. When he opened his door he immediately threw himself on the bed and rested for a while with arms and legs spread open. He stayed there for a few minutes and when his tummy started grumbling he opened his eyes and got up but when he looked at his side where the window is, his mood changed.

“Viiinnceee......” he shouted, screaming the name of Vince. The latter then hurriedly came as

He heard his name echoed in all corners of the house.

“Yes, Jake?”

“What did you do here in my room?.” Jake is trying hard to suppress his anger.

“I just cleaned your room. Make your bed, that's it.”

“And what's that on the window?”

“Aaahh, are you surprised? I blow the balloons for you as I thought to give you a surprise.”

“What?!! Those are not balloons, those are CONDOMS!” Jake emphasized the last word hoping that Vince would understand pointing the hanging condoms on his window.

“What is a condom?” Vince asked innocently not even noticing his boss' anger hidden behind his handsome face.

He brushed his fingers on his hair, gritting his teeth, and tried hard enough not to shout at Vince.

“Just leave my room now.”

“Okay!” Vince pouted but there was hesitance on his face as he wanted to do something on those balloons. “You like me to take those down?” He pointed to the blown condoms hanging on the window.

“Leave now! You're tarnishing my handsome face with stress. Go! Out!” Jake waves his hand asking him to go out.

Vince then goes out thinking about what a condom is and why Jake didn't even like what he did to it.

“Jules might know what it is.” He decided to call his cousin after Jake finished his dinner.

After Vince left, Jake dialed his mom's number.

“Mom, I don't think I can take longer with Vince.” He said with a deep sigh when Crystal accepted the call.

“Why?”

“Imagine he blew up all the condoms I have in my drawer 'cause he thought they were balloons. Mom, how can he be my assistant if he is like this?”

Crystal just laughed it off. Jules already told her how innocent, naive and silly Vince is. He didn't consider him as an i***t as she also noticed that if someone will teach him he is a fast learner.

“Just be patient with him. I already told you about him. By the way, why do you have those condoms? Jake doesn't tell me you're being naughty. I know you are a pervert but don't ever do such a thing to women.”

“Mom, why do you need to keep telling me I'm a pervert? I'm not?”

“You want me to remind you what you did this morning inside the car?”

“Okay, fine. I have to go now. I'm already very hungry.”

“Hungry at what?”

“Hungry for food, of course, I haven't eaten my dinner.”

“Okay go. Don't eat Vince.”

“What?” Jake's eyes bulged with surprise at what his mom said but too late to ask as she immediately cut off the line. “Don't eat Vince! Don't eat Vince!” It repeatedly echoed in his mind. “Mom, you're gonna blow up my mind too because of what you just said.” He mumbled as he knew his mom teased him.

He then decided to go to the dining room to have his dinner.