My Name is Professor Mysterious!

Lessons done in a grand hall filled with 500 people or more

Ficfun... ficfun... ficfun... Why are you doing this? I can't count my readers anymore...

How can I? Oh how can I know if my readers reached over 500+ already?

I am helping the world awaken these NPCs! These simpletons! I was just like them!

Do you know that there are many dumb people in America and that's a fact!

America itself, the government... the elites... and those who control the cards... they are dumbing down their people. I keep telling you that the movie Idiocracy is bound to happen sooner or later!

I was supposed to deliver a good lecture, but I guess I will settle with something like this. I will give you facts people! Like J Jonah Jameson except for his hate for spiderman! People like you... like us! We are bound to become woke!

This is a warning to the people in 'Murrica! You are being dumbed down by your own systems! There is a reason why Feminists begun there! There is a reason why Slavery intensified there! There is a reason why Aliens are there! There is a reason why Illuminati and other secret society and cults are there! That is because... this world is a lie. This is not the main world. It is just one of the many worlds...

The gods had abandoned us already! It is the truth.

"But Professor M, how can you EXPLAIN the miracles?!" a Roman Catholic asks.

They are from lesser gods my child... from angels and their relatives devils. Do you know about the story of bigfoot, sasquatch, or the yeti? Weird flex... but they are descendants of lesser gods or they were the lesser gods themselves. How do I know? Probably because I am cursed to live forever reincarnating from one life after another. I aim to end this fate of mine. I need to wake other people up!

Conspiracy theories, the remaining just a conspiracy...

Segway to a different path instead of the truth. The more you lie, the dumber the people gets. And when the time comes that you have to tell the truth, the people will never believe because your truth is lie to them. Take Roman Catholics and the Islam for example.

Their religion... your religion... if you are a believer, believe it or not is a truth under piles of lies. Your belief has been tampered with...

[Ficfun! I don't have discord, f*******:, or whatever, BUT PLEASE GET THIS THING FIXED! I NEED TO EDUCATE PEOPLE!!! Dreame is already in good hands, now focus on fixing FICFUN!]

My dear children... Life is precious. Do not lay it to waste. Do not be led by these lies that your chosen... or did you really choose your leaders? Think about it... Were they predetermined by the elites themselves?

Without elites and their cashgrabs the world won't be like this. The world would not have become like this...

What do I care, right? That's what you'd normally say or do...

In my case I care about you and your future. Don't let this chance go under the radar again. There are very few people I considered woke in my entire life. I have met people already... I'm not alone anymore. This is the reason why I was gone for a while. Someone found my messages. We are ready to move in subtle ways such as writing for the sake of those who need awakening. Do try to wake and wake up for real.

I'll be back soon for more...

Stay Tuned my dear class.