My Name is Professor Mysterious!

Hi everyone, my name is not really that important, but I would like to express my sincerest apologies for what I am about to tell everyone. All the names written here are probably works of my own twisted mind that none of what I am going to say is real... or is it? It does not make sense, you know? The fact that I am conveniently writing a fictional work like this not knowing how many of you would be reading it... probably none. So uh... Life, What the hell is Life anyway? People going on about saying, "Get a f*****g LIFE!" or you know, stuff like uh, "What is my life?" For an "average person" like me, I guess I would say that Life is what you think of it you may say that life is something that starts when someone is born. Some might argue that life starts when a person finally gets to realize his own value and worth, or it's just that life is the proof of existence... that's too vague for an answer. Let's dive deeper into my psyche... without the average person thing. For me now... Life is irrelevant... because for me... it is a never-ending cycle where you get to experience different versions of yourself until you reach the point where you have FINALLY realize your true purpose. Don't get me wrong, my life, when I finally get to realize what it really is, is a difficult thing to accept... specially with reality slapping you in the face and spits everything in front of you life there is no tomorrow? Do we even get the need to have a concept to understand how people of this contemporary world had not yet have this realization that they are living life repeatedly in the face of a person that might be their last? What I mean to say using my life is that I was err a soldier in the World War II in the previous one, but do I get to have a recognition of my existence? NO! Of course not! Maybe the only people who would be valuing my existence were my previous family and friends in my previous life... they are probably dead (those who finally fulfilled their mission) or reincarnated into another individual just like me (who has not yet fulfilled his own purpose). Surprise, surprise... I know this is a bit of a stretch, but have you ever thought that life is a simulation? Not in the "Matrix-type of way" or the "Glitch in reality type of way", but in a way that does not involve computer program or stuff. I mean... I do have the belief that some people aren't really... how should I say this... SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO AUTOMATIC TO BE CALLED PEOPLE. They may be... you know unaware that they are doing things that are too regular and too repetitive, do you get me? In the gaming sense of an open world type or just any role-playing games or any game at all that involves YOU... the character that is aware of everything and THEM (some of them at least) that are there just to become a relevant or mostly irrelevant character. They are what you call as non-playable characters. Unaware, and programmed to be repetitive and very average, I mean... even villains tend to be like that... repetitive and always have a reason to be evil. In movies, series, and shows, you have the extras, side characters and the audience who fit a lot of the description. We all hope to become a part of this kind of society by participating and hoping that we'd get recognized... When I was me in my previous life, it took me until the age of thirty-three to awaken just like this. In this life that I am in right now, I awakened when I was twenty years of age. It was too sudden too! I suffered a massive headache and the next thing I know I was diagnosed to have a ruptured aneurysm and the shock... it actually led me to forget almost my entire childhood. However, the side effects were simply waking up realizing that I am still living on. I can't seem to realize how I got here to where I stand (or sit) right now. What do you expect when reading this highly fictitious and suspicious work? I don't know... maybe theories about life from different sources... YOU NEED TO HAVE f*****g SOURCES NOW BECAUSE THEY MIGHT SUE YOU, YOU KNOW? I am aware of the general pool of knowledge that exists in all of our minds... they call it Akashic Records here, I think. If you are not knowledgeable of this, you'll have to check the internet... this thing's got all the answers you need, but to kill your curiosity... the Akashic Records is the... err I guess... this is the communion of all the knowledge in the world. Truth be told, I suggest you just look for it in the internet... GOOGLE it. For example, you have to check this out! People in history called Inventors claiming to be the first to innovate the world, when in fact there were other people of different race to have claimed to be the first to innovate it! Think about the airplane and those to have claimed to have invented it! For somebody like me... not the average... the Akashic Records, as they say is for me... is called the Sleep Verse/ Dream World. This place is full knowledge, inspirations, events, concepts, and ideas waiting to be discovered through the power of imagination, dreams, and simply inspirations. This place is full of knowledge, believe me. Some people in the history even used hallucinogens or drugs to get themselves into that spiritually inclined state (I'd say it is just them getting HIGHER than the Empire State) to be able to convene with these so-called gods... and reveal to them of what in store for them. Using the records for great purposes without the threat that money will ruin it in the end is what I as ME right now yearn for. In my previous life... in a world else where, you know about the person called Nicola Tesla? Damn, that person is someone to look at for... except that he was screwed by Thomas Edison... MONEY! Harnessing electricity is the best thing a person like him can really do! It is closest to Magic! There is one world though... where a person was successful in using Nicola's innovation to mankind. You see, Tesla wanted electricity to be free for all and the person that made it real... he was criticized by the electric companies and the like but it did not stop him from making sure that Nicola's vision would come to fruition. He made a tower that generates electricity... like an electrical aura in the ground and that it did not affect the people at all. The occurrence of lightning-related deaths, plug-related deaths, live wire-related deaths disappeared! All technological equipment that would require electricity would work anywhere within the radius of the tower. It was a global innovation and it was the first step to a better future... better than this one we are living in now. But what about overcharging and overheating? Of course, with the innovation of the Electricity Generating Towers, people had to adjust with the change! This is apparently the most difficult part! For our inventor, however, he catered to their needs. A genius person just like me... though I am hiding under a rock, he was able to cater with the smartphones of people and the watts needed. He somehow made the electricity travel towards the material such that it would only recharge when it is necessary. The government tried to... make use of his influence, but this genius was prepared for the worst. He said that he only wanted to see his ideals in this world by making sure that it will not fall behind! He received donations from a lot of people who where inspired by his work and he made sure to deliver his promise. Soon enough, the electric companies closed and those who lost their work were rehired to work on keeping the towers working. It would be a dream come true if someone with the access of Nicola's old files were to do here in this world... Who am I thinking? This world's full of toots... You'll expect to see this kind of bullshit in my writing... Love me or hate me for being real is up to you. This is a work of fiction and I am just your "average person." Experiencing love... Now that would be a great topic in the next Lesson. The emotions and how it makes you, YOU! as a person. I guess that would be a great topic... Then I will dive into the psychology of the human person and the what makes a person crazy. Everyone is CRAZY. There is no sane person in the world... except for those automatics... NPCs... To end this Lesson, I want to hear from you guys... if you'd read this s**t though and try to understand the complexity of this world. So, I want to know what you guys think? What should we talk about next? We can talk even the most sensitive of the topics! I am open for that! If not, then I'll just continue with Emotions. Thank you readers! Until the next Talk about "average things!"