My Name is Professor Mysterious!

Lessons that are Chemically Unstable

It seems like 15 more students are here to sit in with us! Probably you guys got bored that you really wanna read these things, eh? How can I possibly here you out? I am a fictional Professor and a Mysterious one at that! I am also trying to wake up as I am really trapped here trying to struggle, but finding myself still in deep sleep!

All I can say is that I would like to thank you guys! Of the Sitting Inners!

Asst. Dawson: Prof, they came here for the lesson so please start!

For the love of the GODS, Dawson! Fine...

Removing the AVERAGENESS>>>

Let's get back with how this automatic world is driving the world in a state of automatism and madness...

You people do realize don't you? I can go deeper and more taboo but... I can't for now for some reason because I haven't yet dug in deep yet... We are still here at the brain zone... the skin color zone would trigger some death flags but I must do it sooner since I've reincarnated in worlds where the one's thought to be the minority here are the supremacists there... There is an N word with the whites to be honest and saying it here would be not as bad as I said it there in my previous life...

TO BE HONEST! I hate this... Differences in races, in religion, in language, in color, in culture... In the end we are all the same HUMAN BEINGS! we live, we eat, we sleep, we age, and we die... Let's get back with the brain games shall we? By the time I am writing this, There were already 31 sitting inners... here in the class, let me ignore Dawson... not important... of course...

The Adventures of Alice in Wonderland... too many different stories, games, and adaptations... but they all tell one thing! Alice is mad... that is of course... the interpretation of people here in the contemporary world because this world's so-called "programs" do not allow us, except for me who is very much aware... and others like me out there... BROTHERS! SISTERS! I am calling out to you!!! I know that I am not alone here!!! T_T

So this world is full of limitations that people just think of those as mere fantasy. However, Fantasy is another form of reality! That is very true! Let me quote Dumbledore from the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2! when he tells Harry in the Supposed King's Cross Station, "Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry. Why should that mean... that it's not real?"

I like that part because it really resonated with me as someone who knows at thing or more about these. A guy with a spiky red hair once told me that in your dreams, you need to wake up because you can control them.

"You are the god of your dreams! You must wake up in that dream and create your own world just like I did with my own world..."

He also was someone like me... self-aware... I never knew if he made it... or that he was some kind of divine being hiding among us.

I tried sleeping and making sure that I know that I am dreaming. It is somewhere past the REM stage of sleep where the dreams are very lucid that you think that it is real. It was the hardest thing to do of course. Until now, I struggle to control my dreams. I know that I am awake in my dreams but I cannot control my environment that easily yet because it shifts rapidly. One thing you are in a forest and then you suddenly find yourself in your garage... I mean what the hell happened to the forest?

Why am I not yet proceeding with the Lesson?

So, how do you define madness?

> Committing crimes is a form of madness! not true... they must have a reason! If they don't have a reason... then that is considered madness... antisocial... sociopath... like that Shane Dawson (OMG, Dawson! You have someone with the same nickname as you!!!) on his Jake Paul Series.

> Showing off and going too far just to get noticed is a form of madness! not true again! We need to ask for their reasons in doing it and that is to get NOTICED! that is actually a bit of a form of madness... but not as mad as someone showing off and going too far just because they just want to do it!

> Cheating is madness, right? That is something... Humans are animals right and animals are natural born cheaters, right? That is... not right actually... you see... I learned from a YouTube channel called AntsCanada that Termites are monogamous for life. Once they find their soulmate... they have FOREVER darling. It could be Lust... and lust is a deadly sin... and a deadly sin can lead to great harm... and great harm means lives are destroyed... so it could be. Then again, you need to have a reason to CHEAT! You want to cheat because you are unsatisfied with your partner or just by having one partner or you want to cheat because you just feel like you want to do it? Two choices... Great consequence.

> Lying is a form of madness... nope. Compulsive lying is a form of madness.

> Obsession is madness... true... and with Compulsion is double true.

> Traumatic Experiences could lead to madness... true and false! There are people who had undergone traumatic experiences but they never had any form of madness within them... Instead, they stood back up and treated those bad memories as insight so that it would never happen again!

> Stupidity is madness. I want to say that it is... but what about those kids that were born to have low IQ... is it their fault? I don't think so...

I'll start with the first Taboo to make you aware...

> the Gods are crazy. Yes. They are and depending on how many gods you believe in, you'll come to know for sure that they are crazy. You believe in Zeus? that polygamous and incestuous son of Cronus! not to mention Cronus himself... or what about GOD_777 who just... I can't do this... I'm gonna get targeted by the religion... I am not free to express my own opinions boohoo... shut up. So God is perfect as they say? Do you believe it? God has never had any sin... he is pure! NOPE! God massacred human beings and burnt them into crisp! Yes they are sinners and yes we are sinners... but really???? REALLY!!!??? Then he sends his son and watched him get slaughtered and then telling them that he sacrificed his son so that our sins may be forgiven?!!! Are you crazy?!!! JUST END THE WORLD ALREADY!!! YOU HYPOCRITE!!!

See that... that is the FIRST TABOO! I know... I know... your faith is stronger than the words of a complete stranger... and this complete stranger happens to have been reincarnated many times... knew that there isn't just one god, and probably the errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is that this Professor Mysterious is self aware and prepared to become the ONE... like that Neo in the Matrix. (FORGIVE ME FOR ALL MY SINS!!! FATHER I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET...) (or am I???)

Professor Mysterious is the HYPOCRITE!!!

That is up to you... just so you know... other religions are so f****d up...

Delusions that there exist supernatural beings that govern life... I'm not an I've seen gods... yeah... I know the real religions... yeah... I did... I know what I am talking about... yep... I know... since I've lived and written these things in my other past lives as well... In the end... you people will return to your daily lives as automatic as you can be.

Why not try to wake up and realize that you are still asleep? You'd probably get your realization...

Just don't do drugs... drugs... they are not good...

Honestly... this world is so full of shit... it is psychologically draining and mentally disrupting... I am just doing this to make you aware and make sure that I would awaken my brethren out there... somewhere or somehow... they've gotten the same dream with that guy... the guy with the red spiky hair. He woke me up and I found him in real life... we talked and told me that I need to awaken the others... we need to start making sure that everybody is awakened.

Moving on with the discussion... are you triggered yet? I hope you are... but I hope you continue to sit in... I'm here to let you know the things that I... a fictitious professor... have known throughout my lifespans...

I considered myself mad at one point because I've done things just because my ID told me to do so... ... ... the temptation is real... the spirit is willing to avoid it... but the flesh is weak and has given in. I fell into depression in one of my lives. I only ate once a day... I took a bath... I don't know if I ever took one... I forgot that I should get out of my bed...

When extreme sadness hits you... it kills you... no man... is an island... no man can leave normally alone. You can... as long as you have people to talk to when you go out. Tell them what your worries are... tell them that you need to release your tension... tell them that you want to share your thoughts. The thing that kills you with depression is either suicide or your body system failing on you.

When I woke up... I was reborn again... it was one of the saddest moments in my existence.

I think that's all the time we have for today's lesson. I am sorry if I did offend you and your beliefs... I am not afraid to go TABOO. I've been through a lot of ordeal just by being self aware deviating from what is automatic and programmed by the confines of this world.

I would like to talk about the women of this world on the next lesson. I am not a feminist but... I'll make sure to discuss my thoughts and experiences as perhaps TABOO as possible. I've already scratched the surface and I am not afraid to get deeper.

If you have a suggestion... tell me, which lesson is it that you want me to discuss... anything that bothers your head or anything that you noticed around your environment that you want to specify. You want my thoughts on flat earth? on aliens? on dreams? just tell me... if not... I'll go with the next lesson.

My name is Professor Mysterious... a fictional... and irrelevant person that you guys sit in...

Until... NEXT TIME...

Dawson, we do not need to use that Powerpoint Presentation! They're just reading!!!

Asst. Dawson: Shit... you're right boss... I mean prof! sorry!