Pain of family
2508 Words
Everyone just stared hard at d**k and Emily who sat opposite each other, their dressing was really drawing a lot of attention as people in the restaurant kept looking at them, d**k was annoyed, he wouldn't be able to eat his meal and unfortunately for him, his sense of smell was far superior than any creature in the Multiverse, he could get the scent of the meal, the word sumptuous and delicious were far too insignificant to describe how the food will probably taste, why the f**k did he give Emily a present, it had been Tom, Leffy and Rudy's birthday a few months back, he had dropped them gifts and they hadn't tried to track him, he hoped the same courtesy would be shown by his daughter but turns out life wasn't as nice as one would expect it to be, d**k frowns as he stares at them all, the silence was killing him, they appeared amazed and surprised, he was just hungry and dying to dine into the dish of this fancy restaurant.
"Whoo Tommy, see you have gained quite the weight, you look like a cross product from Melissa McCarthy and Adele, I bet if you walked past me when I am watching the twenty four hours series, I'd miss three seasons" d**k grins showing his perfect set of teeth.
"Still insensitive as ever" Redoulp frowns.
"Buddy, it really is you" Tommy says, tears dropping from his left eye.
"C.mon, man, drop that charade, you look like the offspring of a..."
"Seriously, stop, we are all so happy to see you, don't be a jerk" Amanda says in his direction with a disapproving look.
"Can't say the feeling is mutual" d**k mutters.
"You know I can hear you" Katharina frowns.
"Yeah, I know, I haven't missed the whole lycanthrope sharp hearing thingy" d**k says with an unimpressed facade as he rises from his cheer, almost immediately, Sarah dashes towards him hugging him tightly.
"Ooh crap, and I haven't even tasted cyborg p***y yet, I really should have done things with Leffy while I had the chance" he thinks painfully.
"I really miss you, I cried everyday, I hoped you would return, I thought I lost you" Sarah mutters out as she hugged her husband tightly.
As he looked at his crying wife, he couldn't help but feel emotional, he did love her more than anything in the world and he'd lay his life down for her anytime and anywhere, the feeling of him being annoyed cause he wouldn't get to f**k more p*****s vanish.
"I love you too, darling, you have been on my mind every single day, I am just so happy to have you back in my hands" d**k whispers gently to her.
"If that's the case, why didn't you return sooner, a lot has changed since you left" Katharina says in his direction.
"Like the lycanpride clan joining the city of Teras, I sorta know that and many other things, been watching y'all go at things" d**k begins as he then turns at Redoulp
"Gotta say, man, with your height, I thought f*****g Kathy was gonna be awkward but dude, you really got some sweet skills making her squeal like that..."
"And he has began, the most perverted man in all of the multiverse" Amanda frowns, Redoulp had a mild smile on his face while Katharina's face was red with anger, Sarah upon hearing that knees d**k in between his legs.
"Why does this always have to happen, second time it's happening today" d**k blurts out in pain.
"It won't be the last" Katharina says with a fierce expression at him.
"I think I will pass, I like to live up to my name" d**k smirks
"Get it, cause my name is d**k and y'all like to hit my d**k, heey, that's a good line, I am on fire today..."
"So how did you find us" Emily says aloud interrupting her father as she gets up from her chair and turns towards the crowd.
"I was worried, after you entered that portal, I waited for over an hour, Bale eventually left, said he had a test he wanted to study for so I kept waiting for you at but when you didn't show up, I thought something had happened" Amanda began
"So I told your Mom, she was with Tommy and I relayed what..."
"Whoa whoa, Tommy, what was you doing with my wife" d**k asks, his facial expression puffing up.
"We were making arrangement for Ron and Kari's wedding" Tommy quickly replies still crying as he sees his long lost friend.
"Ooh yeah, Ron my lycan gee, so the nigga finally wants to get the three rings eh" d**k smiles.
"What do you mean three rings?" Sarah asks as she breaks away from the hug.
"It's really popular, you surely heard of it, the engagement ring, wedding ring and the suf..." d**k couldn't finish his statement as he falls unconscious.
"What happened" Sarah asks visibly worried as she bends to tend to her husband.
"Trust me, you didn't want to hear the last thing he wanted to say, would have caused some serious issues" Amanda says
"Why do I have to keep up with adults like this daily, just one weird occurrence after another, I am really tired of this crap" she thinks.
"I still can't believe he's here, I really missed him" Tommy says aloud.
"Yes, his jokes were most entertaining and hilarious, I am overwhelmed to have him back" Katharina grins.
"Yes, he's really knows how to light the mood up, one of the best creatures I have ever interacted with" Redoulp interjects.
"I gotta admit, he's really kind of hot and the way he speaks, if he wasn't so old, he'd make a nice boyfriend" Amanda blushes.
"I heard that" comes d**k voice as he instantly appears in front of them, all of them look at the unconscious body and back at him as they stagger backward in fright.
"So y'all think I am funny and Mandy thinks I am hot" d**k grins as he motions over to Tommy
"You don't mind if I teach your daughter a few traditions of life rig..."
Before he could finish his statement, Katharina, Sarah, Emily and Amanda had rushed towards him, slamming him heavily to the ground as they began to step and march on his fallen body violently.
"Some things never change" Tommy smiles.
"Yeah, I totally agree with you on that" Redoulp says in his direction.
"Where are the people who requested these dishes, they are ready, are they?" came the voice of the female leprechaun who had attended to d**k earlier, she was holding plates of paella, risotto and lobster, they looked really fresh and sumptuous as they were adorned with magnificent spices which made them even more appealing to eat.
"My food is ready, I gotta get it" d**k says trying to get up from the floor but the overwhelming strength of the four women push him back to the ground where his pummeling was exponentially increased.
"We shall be helping him with his meal" Tommy smiles at the waitress.
"As you wish, you two fine sir's" the leprechaun says as she sets the two dishes on the table, Tommy and Redoulp quickly dash to the table as they begin to chow.
"Excuse me, you handsome sir's, the man who is beaten, can I be permitted to join" the leprechaun asks.
"Let me ask" Redoulp says
"Kate honey" Redoulp says increasing the loudness of his voice so his wife could hear him.
"What love" Katharina asks turning towards him, she was smiling manically.
"The waitress wants to join, is she allowed" Redoulp asks.
"Sure, she can" Katharina says
"He needs to be taught a lesson, he was alive, didn't even bother show his face and he was still peeping at confidential matters."
The female leprechaun smiles happily as she dashes towards the four women stomping d**k violently on the ground, she joins intensifying the effort as d**k wails in pain, not from the beating but from the fact that he wasn't biting into that sumptuous meal
"This really sucks."
After taking one hell of a punishment for several hours, the women finally leave d**k alone, the grounds were obviously shattered, d**k looked over at Redoulp and Tommy as he gets on his feet, the few injuries he had sustained were healing at a phenomenal pace but the plates were empty and they had satisfied happy look on their faces
"f**k you two" d**k frowns at them.
"Fine sirs" the leprechaun says to the two men who had just done just to the served meals
"We hope you enjoyed our dish."
"We certainly did, best I ever had" Tommy smiles.
"You have got to try it, Kate darling" Redoulp says aloud.
"Don't mind if I do" Kate says as she takes a seat, Amanda, Emily and Sarah also take their seats rather hurriedly
"We shall be having what the men just finished eating."
"I trust you would be settling the bill, sir" the leprechaun says in d**k's direction.
"Why the f**k would I be doing that, I didn't even eat" d**k asks.
"It's a policy in this restaurant that the first gentleman who enters settles the bills" the leprechaun begins as she points to a notice board, d**k looks at it as a frown appears on his face
"This day can certainly not get any worse" he thinks as he then looks over to the woman
"Fine but I would be taken one too."
"I am afraid but we won't be serving you" the woman smirks at him.
"And why is that?" d**k asks.
"Look under the first policy" the woman smiles at him.
"That's impossible, I looked at the board clearly the first time" d**k thinks as he looks over and sure enough there was a policy which wrote that
'ANYONE WHO COMPLAINED OR DISAGREED WITH THE ABOVE FIRST RULE OF CHIVALRY WOULD NOT BE SERVED IN THIS RESTAURANT.'
"That's bullshit, I looked clearly the first time, there wasn't any rule like this" d**k frowns at her, then he remembered that when he had first entered the restaurant, he had looked around and they weren't any policies in place, almost like the moment he started discussing with her, strange rules and policies just kept popping up, he then looked at all the other waitresses in the store, each were red design but only this one was wearing blue and neglecting that, they were all male, he then remembered that on his way here that he had only seen male leprechauns and not a single female, also he then remembered the sign in front of the restaurant, it was completely in blue, he now knew undoubtedly what was going on
"Oooh no, I see what you are doing, you are the owner of the restaurant, ain't you, whatever word you think becomes law in this restaurant, it's directly linked with your soul" d**k says at her.
"You are smarter than I give you credit for, definitely the first to discover that in the last seven hundred years that I have created this restaurant, you must be a really good detective seeing your fine observation and clever deductive skills" the leprechaun smiles at him.
"Trust me, I have better and more preferable skills than that" d**k says with a flirty grin as he switches to a low deep and groovy voice, the leprechaun blushes as red appear on her cheeks.
"You ain't charming your way out of this one, mister" she smiles at him as she points to the wall where the polices were erected, a third one had come up
'ANYONE WHO TRIES TO HIT ON ME AND FAILS SHALL PAY HUNDRED TIMES THE INTENDED AMOUNT AND BE KICKED OUT FROM THE RESTAURANT.'
"f*****g come on" d**k frowns as two oversized leprechauns of over seven feet appear, d**k brings out a big pouch full of gold coins, as he extended it out, the two men carried him out and threw him into the waste bin.
"Gosh, this really sucks" d**k mutters as he teleports away from where he was, the bin wasn't dirty as it was filled with assorted dishes but he still couldn't help the feeling of embarrassment which was eating his very skin.
"Should I just run away, na that won't do much seeing they have already seen me, guess I am just gonna go back home whether I like it or not" d**k thinks unhappily, after about thirty minutes, his family and friends come out each having pleased and satisfied looks on their faces.
"That was a really lovely dinner, thanks Daddy" Emily smiles at him
"Probably the best I have ever had."
"Gotta agree, the food there was spectacular and amazing, can't wait to tell Alucard about this" Redoulp adds in.
"It's the best thing I have ever eaten, I don't think I can ever forget this day" Sarah says happily, tears of joy streaming down her face.
"The food is so delicious and the dessert, the taste of the chocolate and yogurt was luscious, mouth watering and delectable" Katharina says aloud, red appearing all over her cheeks.
"Really lovely meal, I bet Bale would wanna have a taste, we are so going here for prom" Amanda smiles.
Dick just stared at all of them, he was trying his hardest to hold off the tears that were forcing his way out of his eyelids, he really wanted to cry as he heard them describe their meals.
"Hey bruv, don't cry, I left some for you" Tommy says in his direction as he pulls out a half eaten lobster.
"Wow, really man, thanks so much, I really can't believe you'd leave it for me, you are the best, bruv" d**k smiles at him, Tommy extends the lobster to him but as d**k was about to grab it, Tommy pulls it out of his reach and bites sumptuously into it
"As you said earlier on, I am getting really fat, wanna do you a favor and not let you wind up like me, after all, what are friends for."
"Screw you, man" d**k says as he extends the middle finger in his direction, this causes everyone to laugh heartily, it was really funny acting like a d**k to the d**k.
"So are you gonna teleport us home, I wanna go to bed, we have more bad guys to catch tomorrow" Emily smiles.
"Fine then, y'all come close" d**k says aloud as all of them move closer to d**k.
"You smell like chicken sauce, did you find some other place to eat here" Katharina says sniffing him.
"No, those two f****d up lepris threw me into the waste bin, some sauce was there" d**k frowns, the causes an uproar of laughter amongst everyone.
"And I thought I was a d**k" d**k mutters.
"You are, we are just doing it better" Tommy smiles at him.
"Shut the f**k up" d**k frowns as the seven disappear from the area.
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