Another annoying Reunion
2469 Words
Emily had hugged her father, d**k for more than ten minutes straight, continually weeping and pouring out how much she missed him, these display caused more of this cyborgs to stare at their direction as it was unusual for people to cry or even hug in the planet much less the city, d**k who was feeling uneasy about the unwanted attention and unhappy he wouldn't be travelling to flex his d**k around any more felt it would be best to end this all now.
"Hey dollface" d**k says releasing her from his body as he stared into her lovely teary brown eyes
"How's school going?"
"I still can't believe that these is happening, I mean I always knew you were still alive but to think I'd be in your arms like this, it only happened in my wildest dreams" Emily says ignoring his question.
"The feeling is mutual, doll, thought of you every time" d**k answers
"I see you ain't wearing your birthday gift."
"It's a necklace, you are supposed to put it on for me" Emily answers.
"You didn't let me put on your dress for you last year" d**k asks with a creepy grin.
"Dad, you sick p*****t" Emily smiles as she knees d**k in the delicates.
"Oucch, I surely deserved that even though I was just joking" d**k grins.
"I just miss you so much, we all have even Alucard, he really cried at your funeral" Emily continues, her face beaming up with smiles.
"I know, I was there, I loved the cookies, thinking of dying again but I'd like the building to be made of tacos and pepperoni pizza, can that be done?" d**k asks.
"You really can be a d**k" Emily laughs
"You'd easily win the most irresponsible father if there was an award for that."
"Irresponsible, that hurts, thought I'd win the father with the biggest d**k and most s****l experience" d**k grins.
"Stop all these or you are gonna win the father perv of the year" Emily laughs.
Dick laughs alongside with her, even though he wasn't going to get more p*****s like he wanted but family, that was what's up, they were the most important.
"So let's go home now, Mom would surely be excited to see you" Emily smiles.
"Thought Mom would have remarried by now, it's been how many Millenniums" d**k asks.
"No Dad, it's just seven months but Mom has dated like nine guys in that period, most of them were eeewwww but one was quite the charmer " Emily laughs.
"Just nine guys in seven months, nothing serious" d**k grins boyishly.
"So how are we gonna get home, want me to open a portal or you'd teleport us right home" Emily asks.
"Whoa, before we get there, I gotta ask, how did you find me, I completely made my soul's wavelength inconceivable and my spirit awareness blank" d**k asks.
"The same way you found me, locked into a means far more potent than those two, bonds, focusing on our memories and the reactions and responses fueling and upholding those past events, then was I able to find a means to connect with you, I call it bond synchronicity, since ours was freakishly high, I was able to easily find you" Emily starts still smiling cheerfully
"Isn't that how you found me too?"
"Not exactly, when fighting Meggy few months ago, my body evolved and I gained a new ability to combat him, I'd talk about it later, that convo is boring, could have treated you to some ice cream but all these planet offers here are just some nuts, screws and black oil" d**k grins, this puts a smile on Emily's face
"And I am pretty sure you don't eat them."
"Dad, relax, I can just create any delicacy" Emily laughs.
"Yeah, you can but this is my treat, father to daughter" d**k smiles at her.
Emily cheeks turn red as she blushed hard.
"So where we teleporting too?" Emily asks.
"Teleporting is such an uneventful and lame shite, I don't do that no more, right now I fly" d**k smiles at her as he holds her close
"You might wanna hold on tighter, it's about to be a bumpy ride" d**k ends as he shoots up in the sky, the unprecedented speed causes her neatly pack hair to fly wild.
"Whoa" Emily smiles as she grasps her father tightly.
"So darling Emi, my favorite and fair princess, where would you love to dine" d**k asks with a curtsy.
"Why doesn't the king decide for his daughter, after all, he should know what's best" Emily smiles.
"Your wish is my command, how about something fancy" d**k grins as he speeds up in opposite direction, before Emily could know what was happening, they had already left the planet, she turned back but all she could see where floating asteroids in outer space, she saw various stars ranging from small, neutron and super giant stars, even though the proximity of her father and her were close, they weren't scathed by the heat, there were all types of stars there, O types ( hot and blue), M types (dim and red) and K types (cold and orange), the K type stars were the most as they were the smallest in size while the O types were the fewest as they were abnormally big.
"I see you are enjoying the view" d**k smiles.
"Wow, Dad really is fast" Emily thinks as they pass through stars and planets like blurs.
A notification pops up in front of her face.
"WANNA UPGRADE TO THE SHOWOFF'S SPEED AND EVEN SURPASS IT?"
Emily smiled, her body thought her father was a show off, it was normal for her body to want to be better than everyone else, it was unusually jealous.
"How fast can I move?" Emily asks.
"LICH 999,999,999,999,999,999..."
"I think I am pretty good enough with that speed" Emily smiles
"I mean even Tommy and Alucard find it hectic to keep up with me based on our last training."
"What do you mean, so you Whooping Aluk and Tommy's butts now" d**k grins as he keeps flying straight.
"Yep, it was Anna's idea, she wanted us to show them that we too could be really useful and beneficial to protecting the multiverse" Emily begins
"We had a little spar though it was insane, Tommy's ability to trap people in limgro was no joke and Aluk's essence manipulation was another major problem."
"So how many times did you and Anna win against the duo" d**k asks smiling.
"Actually, Amanda too was included and we won once though barely" Emily smiles.
"And how many times did you lose" d**k asks.
"I don't wanna talk about it" Emily covers her eyes, d**k lets out a hearty laugh as he hovers to the planet he was supposedly heading to.
"This place has got the fanciest restaurants in this universe, it has this medieval setting to it" d**k says as he descends towards the planet, his daughter still clutching him tightly, soon they arrive in the planet and land silently on the ground, there were people wearing gowns and three piece suits walking about, some were dressed as medieval nobles and other in other fancy invaluable attires, it looked really strange as leprechauns appeared to be the ones handling the physical labor, the humans all seemed dignified.
"This is unusual" Emily smiles as she looks around.
"So my beautiful and fair princess, shall I escort you" d**k grins.
"Yes, I would be honored" Emily smiles as she extends her arm to him.
Dick walks hand in hand with his daughter till they got to the pavement, a cab which was strangely in the form of a cottage with wheels approach them, as the vehicle approaches, a leprechaun dressed in a strange red suit and pointy boots steps out.
"My fine sir and fair maiden, where is it you would be heading to" the leprachun asks bowing his head down.
"We sorta new here, how about you take us to the best and fanciest restaurant around, we will pay top coin" d**k grins producing a shiny gold coin which glowed as the light from the moon reflected from it, it was night time.
"Okay then, there's just the place where the wildest dreams are made reality" the leprechaun says as it opens a door.
"After you, dollface" d**k grins at his daughter, Emily smiles as she enters the vehicle, after she had entered, d**k also hops in almost after her.
The journey was eventful as there were beautiful rhythmic music continually playing, though there were no lyrics but the beats and sounds of the song was indescribable and heavenly.
"Dad sure does know how to treat a girl, Mom must have really enjoyed him" Emily thinks happily as she was lost in the enchanting sounds of the lyric-less music that kept emanating from the vehicle.
"Today's still your day, dear" d**k smiles at her
"You look so beautiful, I bet if we looked up beauty on the dictionary right now or checked it up on Google, we'd see your picture."
Emily smiles, her father was really good at what he did, he sure had his way with words
"Thanks Dad, you should save that for Mom."
"Ooh yeah, Sarah or I mean your Mom..." d**k smiles at her
"...I totally got that one in the bag."
"Fine sir and fair maiden, we have arrived" the leprechaun says aloud as he stops the vehicle in front of a building, the exterior was spectacular as it was lined and adorned with diamonds of all shapes and colours, the walls appeared to be made from raw gold, it was like a f*****g fairy tale.
More humans dressed as medieval nobles and modern high class citizens kept coming out and going in.
"That would be seven silver pieces sir" the leprechaun says after he had opened the door for them and they exited the vehicle.
"I gotta say, I really enjoyed the service, lemme do you one" d**k grins as he extends a bag full of gold coins to the creature, the creature accepts it gratefully as it brings his head even lower than normal, many people kept staring at d**k and his daughter, their attire appeared strange and outlandish to them.
"Guess we are the spectacle of attraction" Emily says uncomfortably as she keeps receiving unwanted glances.
"You are the birthday girl, it's as expected" d**k grins.
"We both know it's not that kind of attention" Emily frowns in his direction.
"It could be" d**k smiles as he approaches his daughter, he had the necklace with him, the one he had sent her as a birthday present.
Emily checked her body thoroughly
"Did you get two of the necklace, I can't find the one you gave me" Emily says, a surprised look obvious on her face.
"Ooh please, I once took a nigga's trousers off him just during an handshake, what's the deal about taking a necklace from someone I was sitting with for quite some time" d**k grins at her, Emily couldn't help but smile too.
"So you said I was supposed to put this on you right" d**k says going closer towards her as he gets on one knee.
"Are you proposing or giving me a necklace" Emily asks.
"A proposal would drop more attention and it'd be really funny if I told all these dignified folks I was just messing with ya" d**k smiles.
"I really don't want that kind of attention."
"Okay then, the birthday girl's command must never be disobeyed" d**k says as he stands on his two feet and put the necklace around his daughter's neck.
"There, you look just like me when I was seventeen, except I had a big ass d**k and a flat chest and no vag..."
"Okay Dad, I get the point" Emily laughs heartily
"Can we enter already, we are really drawing more attention."
"Okay, sure thing, love" d**k smiles as they approach the door, a leprechaun was at the door, his style of dressing was completely similar to the one who had driven them, the only difference was that the colour on this one was blue.
"Fine sir and fair maiden, welcome to secream de la secream, we hope you to have a romantic evening" the leprechaun says.
Apparently in that planet, it was always night time.
"Ooh trust me, we will"d**k smiles as they enter, he gave the leprechaun a tip of about six gold coins.
Emily looked at her father as he entered, when he had first saw her, he had this ghastly frown on his face as if he was unhappy to see her but as of the moment, the frown was gone, he was really happy to see her, the feeling to was mutual for her, she was over joyed to see her father too.
They walked hand in hand till they reached a blank table, it had a strange and peculiar set up, it was a round table adorned with a red velvet which looked very expensive, there were beautiful silverware on the table too.
The place really was a dream.
"Fine sir and Fair maiden, may I have your order" comes a voice behind them, it was a leprechaun but it appeared to be female due to the voice and her chest, it was obvious there were boobs on it, based on the way the clothes brought it out and the angle at it which it was curved, it was at least a D cup, a bust size of 36 inches and a band size of 31 inches.
These were thoughts going on in d**k's mind as he stared at the waiter's chests.
"Dad, what are you looking at, already ordered" Emily says in his direction.
"Ooh wait, you already ordered, sorry, I was attending to some delicate issues" d**k says as he turns towards his daughter.
"If you want to have a good time, I suggest you go to the fancy brothel on 11th diamond street" the leprechaun answers.
"Don't worry about that, he's a married man" Emily blurts out.
"For a married man, his eyes sure do a lot of staring..." the Leprechaun says.
"I will be having what she's having" d**k quickly cuts her off.
As he said that, the Leprechaun leaves immediately.
"Dad, you are sure one big p*****t" Emily smiles at him.
"Come on, I ain't big, I have an athletic build, I work out" d**k grins.
"Oooooh s**t" came a familiar voice behind them, d**k and Emily turn towards the sign of the voice, standing right before them were the whole herd, Amanda, Redoulp, Katharina, Tommy and Sarah.
"Darling, you are alive" Sarah asks all teary eyed.
"f*****g come on, I haven't even eaten yet" d**k thinks painfully.
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