Double Texter [GL]

16-20

cadence: i'm eating ice cream rn

cadence: i don't want it

cadence: and i kinda wanna throw up

cadence: but i should eat some more

alana: ? don't eat it if u don't like it

alana: what flavor is it?

cadence: oreo

alana: that's my fav

alana: we should get married

cadence: no

alana: too quick? lesbians usually move fast

cadence: have you had girlfriends before?

alana: a couple but it didn't work out. have you?

cadence: no. i had a boyfriend once

cadence: in high school when i thought i liked boys

cadence: it was rlly weird. i didn't like it

alana: men  ur so brave for that

alana: i'm glad u pulled urself out of that disgusting situation that should've never happened bc women are

cadence: me too

cadence: i'm done with my ice cream. i ate a cups worth

alana: i feel like

alana: maybe ur tryna tell me something

cadence: no

cadence: i'm just telling u i finished my ice cream

alana: good job then~

cadence: thank u

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alana: go out with me

cadence: no

alana: wow wow wow wow wow

alana: expected but wow

cadence: not right now

alana: WOW WOW WO W

alana: are u joking?? i feel like ur joking

alana: don't give this sad little lesbian false hope 

cadence: i'm not

cadence: ur pretty

cadence: and ur nice to me

alana: go out with me

cadence: no

alana: okay

alana: i'm VERY patient

cadence: u might have to wait a while

alana: idc i'll wait years if i need to

alana: i mean- it's not preferred /: but i totally will

alana: for u

cadence: ur nice

cadence: why do u like me

cadence: i'm mean

cadence: and i'm boring to talk to

alana: :0 no no no no

alana: ur my fav person to talk to. i look forward to your texts and go to bed super late bc of our different times zones

cadence: we're only an hour apart

alana: okayy? you go to bed super later so then i have to too 

alana: anyways !! i love talking to u

alana: ur not mean either. at least not to me

alana: idc if ur mean to other ppl

cadence: i don't talk to anyone else but you

alana: go out with me 

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cadence: i got a cat

alana: omg let me see !

cadence: [image attached]

cadence: she reminded me of u so i got her

cadence: she follows me around everywhere and always wants attention

cadence: maybe bc she's a baby

alana: reminded you of me? f**k me

alana: i think we should just date

cadence: maybe

alana: STOP PLAYING WIFH MY FEELINGS

cadence: okay

cadence: but i'm serious

alana: aosijrdhdrhydbbr

cadence: maybe later

alana: playing hard to get? hot

alana: i can wait i can wait

cadence: if we go out youll probably think i'm boring

alana: what? i don't think ur boring now and i won't if we date

alana: i'm serious whenever i tell u you're my favorite person to talk to. ur really fun to call too

cadence: am i still pretty to you?

alana: a l w a y s

alana: very very beautiful

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cadence: i named my cat chance

cadence: i feel like she would like u

cadence: she doesn't really like anyone but me but if it were u, i feel like she would

alana: that's the nicest compliment you've ever given me

cadence: i call u pretty

alana: being pretty isn't important to me

alana: i still get a major heart boner whenever you say it tho

cadence: u don't care about being pretty??

alana: not really

cadence: why

alana: wdym why

cadence: idk never mind

alana: hmmm

alana: ur the prettiest lesbian i've ever laid eyes on

cadence: girl

cadence: not just lesbian

alana: prettiest girl 

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alana: i think it's funny that u only respond to girls comments

cadence: i don't like talking to men even if it's just through text

cadence: i feel uncomfortable

alana: understandable

alana: whenever a girl compliments me, it means more to me. like i feel like they actually mean it

alana: wait maybe that's cause i'm a lesbian and i'm being biased

alana: hm /:

cadence: idk since i'm a lesbian too

cadence: but i think that applies to a lot of girls, even if they're straight or bi

cadence: when u compliment me, i feel like u actually mean it

cadence: maybe bc u like me tho

alana: bc of both !! i like u so so so much

alana: and bc ur a literal goddess

cadence: i think my god complex is starting to form