alana: if i died now, i would be the happiest lesbian ever
cadence: u say that a lot
cadence: are u planning on dying
alana: before my goddess? never
cadence: okay
cadence: tell me if u do
alana: alsiehsbeuzhdrb ur weird
cadence: ur one to talk
alana: you have such a nice nice nice voice
alana: and all for myself
cadence: yes, calls are usually between only two people
alana: all. for. myself.
alana: you have a lot of clothes on ur bed. how do u sleep?
cadence: i just push it aside. i'm too tired to clean
alana: i'll clean it for you
cadence: i'm not giving u my address
cadence: you'll probably send me stuff or stalk me. probably both
alana: i wouldn't stalk you! i know boundaries
cadence: so you'll send me stuff?
alana: omg yes. we can be like pen pals~
cadence: it's okay
cadence: texting is easier
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cadence: [image attached]
cadence: do i look pretty?
alana: omfg wkeuheehunrhdd f**k me
alana: the most beautiful lesbian ever
cadence: okay
cadence: thank u
alana: send more !!
cadence: no
alana: wowiebdudfshdb okay
cadence: maybe later. i need to take more pics
alana: okay~ u don't need to get all dressed up in every pic yknoww
alana: [image attached]
alana: see? i just woke up and look like a mess
cadence: u still look pretty
alana: kiss me
[an hour later]
alana: sorry /:
cadence: i was trying to take a picture for u
cadence: without make up
cadence: so i didn't respond right away
alana: wieuhrhshd send. i'm ready i'm ready
alana: i won't freak out
cadence: maybe tomorrow
cadence: i already put my make up back on
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alana: ur voice is really monotone
cadence: ppl say that a lot
alana: i like it
alana: ur bored while talking to me
cadence: do u like degradation?
alana: /:
alana: was it obvious?
cadence: from what u just said, yes.
alana: step on me
cadence: i wear heels
alana: even better
cadence: they're really sharp
alana: even better
cadence: i'm heavy
alana: liarrr
alana: u look pretty light
alana: and im strong
cadence: i'm rlly heavy
alana: even if u are
alana: i'm strong so it cancels each other out
alana: and nothings wrong with being heavy
cadence: okay, ig i'll step u on
alana: omg omg u actually agreed
alana: f**k me
cadence: okay
alana: STOP
cadence: okay
alana: aosirhdhdhddu
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cadence: ur hair is rlly curly. does it take a long time to do?
alana: if i actually do it yeah
alana: but i'm lazy so i don't unless i leave the house
cadence: it's pretty
cadence: i wish my hair wasn't so straight
alana: ur pretty and so is ur hair
cadence: thank u
cadence: are you full black or just mixed?
alana: mixed
alana: my dad had a fetish for white women
cadence: ew fetishizers
alana: ik i have to live with this fact every day
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alana: did you see !!
alana: i clicked it so fast
alana: i won
cadence: i saw
alana: i beat all those little boys
cadence: good job
alana: and i'll do it again
alana: first like, first comment, first retweet, first share, they're all mine.
cadence: u made a lot of spelling mistakes in ur comment
alana: ik
cadence: why don't u ever post? you only tweet about how much u love girls
alana: i don't want attention
alana: and i do love girls
cadence: why? ur really pretty
alana: omg thank u
alana: f**k me
alana: but i just don't like posting myself for others to see
alana: but if u want pics, i'll send my entire gallery
cadence: dont u want others to call u pretty too? i'm just one person
alana: one is enough! especially if it's you
cadence: okay
[a few minutes later]
cadence: u can send me ur gallery if u want