Double Texter [GL]

[Twitter] alana: wow you're beautiful alana: f**k me lmao alana: not like literally. i mean like 'wow, f**k me she's so beautiful' alana: i do wanna f**k you too but alana: okay nvm bye alana: i love women  alana: sorry u can block me [six hours later] cadence: block u for spamming me at 4 am or block u for liking women? cadence: if it's for the 4 am thing, i might. if it's about the women, i might too cadence: u should never apologize for liking women. women are goddesses cadence: so if ur not apologizing for liking women, then text me at a normal time next time  cadence: cause ur pretty beautiful urself ------------- alana: wow wow wow wow wow alana: f**k me you replied alana: wow alana: kiss me cadence:  alana: i'm not a minor i swear. i can show id alana: i'll do anything cadence: what did i say about spamming me alana: it's 2 am this time, i listened alana: i tried holding off as long as possible but women  y'know? cadence: ur not a minor? alana: i'm 20 alana: i'm in college rn and my sleep schedules pretty fucked alana: i was about to sleep but then i saw this beautiful woman pop up on my feed. what kind of lesbian would i be if i didn't shoot my shot  cadence: shooting your shot is repeatedly texting me then telling me to block you? alana: i admit- i got a little delusional when i saw you alana: but just bc you're so pretty alana: i think i could even double text with no shame if it was you cadence: you have. multiple times [a few minutes later] cadence: i like ur hair -------------- alana: a goddess complimented me cadence: ur gonna give me a god complex alana: f**k me, i wouldn't even care alana: you deserve one cadence: i'm okay alana: used to compliments? that's okay, i'll do a different one every day alana: every hour ! cadence: i might actually block you if you do alana: once a day? cadence: that's fine alana: your smile is so beautiful  your teeth are so perfect, how are they so straight cadence: that was two alana: at MOST one and a half. they go hand in hand cadence: thank u ---------------- alana: wow wow wow alana: ur post blew up a lot alana: look all these men  in ur comments cadence: they sound a lot like u alana: no no no alana: u don't understand. when i say ur beautiful, i mean i wanna take u out on a date and spoil you alana: they want you to give them the gluck gluck 3000 cadence: you'd spoil me? alana; yes yes ofc alana: anything for a goddess cadence: do u have a job? cadence: i have expensive tastes alana; i'll get one just for you cadence: it's alright cadence: i'm sure u could spoil me in other ways alana: f**k mee ---------------- cadence: if u keep telling me to f**k u cadence: i might actually start thinking about it alana: sirnryhsebdu alana: ur lying and getting my hopes up cadence: says who? alana: my lesbian instincts are tingling cadence: u say it so much, i'm basically forced to think about it alana: boobs cadence: ? alana: sorry alana: u made me nervous /: cadence: cute alana; STOP cadence: okay alana: wait no :( don't stop cadence: stop what alana: aishrushehsud i'm going to shower ur making me nervous cadence: okay, have fun cadence: i like boobs too