"I didn't think there was any need to mention this to a virile straight man like you, but there is a little known side effect from wearing this special material. If you have any gay or bisexual tendencies, the fabric picks up on it and gives you a massive boner that won't go down for days. The only way to get rid of it is to engage in some man to man action."
The Emperor was a practical man. "Will a handjob do?" he asked, showing his skill at political maneuvering.
"Heaven's no," answered Marco. "Your only hope is full on mansex!"
"Then get these clothes off me and let's get down to business!" the Emperor commanded. "I have a procession to lead in a little while."
"As you wish," Marco said. He quickly went through the motions of helping the Emperor take off the imaginary clothing
