Marco leaned in towards the guard's ear and whispered in a conspiratorial tone, "There is one side effect from the material that I forgot to mention. If you're even the slightest bit gay or bisexual, wearing this fabric will give you a raging hard on."
The guard looked down at his pants in embarrassment. Sure enough, the tent in his crotch area was (unlike his non-existent shirt) clearly visible!
"Don't worry," Marco explained, "it will go away in two or three days."
"Days! Did you say DAYS?"
"No big deal. It will save you the trouble of having to tell people you're gay," Marco said casually.
"But I'm not gay!" the hunky guard protested.
"Sure looks that way with you wearing that shirt and getting a boner that big from it," Greg told him.
"This is all your fault. You have to do
