Once upon a time in a land far away, there lived a twink named Jack. He and his overweight roommate, Ben, shared a tiny one-room cottage on the outskirts of the village.
One day, they frantically searched through their bare cupboards. Jack retrieved a sad-looking sack from the back of the top shelf. He pulled on the strings and peered inside. His smile drooped. "There's barely a cup of rice left in here."
"At least there's something to eat there. The rest of these shelves are completely empty," Ben complained.
"We can't let ourselves starve to death. What shall we do?" Jack asked.
Ben threw his hands up in a sign of exasperation. "I don't know. We've tried to get jobs. Nobody will hire us."
"It's really hard to find work in the village," Jack said.
"Especially for young men
