Confession
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QUOTE OF THE CHAPTER: Roses are red, Violets are blue, inside me two hearts beat for you - Unknown.
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"Draco..?"
"Yes, love?"
"I-I.."
"What are you on about?"
"Will you stop your work and look up at me whilst I speak?"
"I've got this real important paperwork to do, and I've to submit it tomorrow to make the project work.."
"Your work is much important?"
"What I'm telling you is that this is important, just tell me what you want, I'm very good at multitasking.."
"Multitasking, huh?"
"Yeah, of course you know that..."
"Well, I don't think that you should talk innuendos from now on..."
"Why is that? I thought that you loved it when I talk innunedo..."
"But he may listen to it.."
"Who?"
"He..."
"Who is that he?"
"And, now you look up from your work?"
"Oh course, yes! My wife is talking about some he, who will listen in on our private conversation-"
"He is your son..."
"-And, this is real bad because my wife gets turned on when I talk horny-like, and because of that he-"
"He is our baby, Draco..."
"-my wife is banning me from talking innuendos! That's bad! And.... Wait, what did you just say?"
"I said, he is our baby..."
".... Our baby?"
"Yeah, I'm pregnant, Draco..."
"..."
"What do you think?"
"..."
"Draco?"
"..."
"Y-You're scaring me, ferret. What do you think?"
"..."
"Draco? Are you okay? You look a little green? Purple? White?"
"..."
"DID YOU JUST FAINT ON ME?!"
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"YOUR MOTHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!"
"..."
"SLEEP ON THE FLOOR FOR REST OF THE YEAR!"
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- Writer
