Charming, I think NOT

Overview

A princess is supposed to be happy, right? Who can complain when there are jewels, dresses, princes, and gifts galore?

Well, I can complain about the simple fact that they are idiots, the jewels and dresses are heavy and the gifts are tacky! I mean what man in their right mind wants to climb a tower for a girl they've never met. What person with any sense of sanity wants to fight off dragons, trolls, and trained guards for a single kiss from a princess and the possibility of being married to them? I'll tell you who, no one!

Then comes along the biggest i***t of them all. I mean he really takes the cake, quite literally stole my cake! He thinks he is so charming. HA, maybe cocky and arrogant! Charming, I think not!

All i wanted was to sit in my castle and enjoy my solitude, read a book or maybe a thousand, grow my hair like that Rapunzel girl, and enjoy all the cakes and biscuits I can. i mean really, no one is getting through the dragon outside, until someone does. Someone messed with my peace, and my cake! Of all the things in the world, this was all i asked for, but of course, the life of a princess is never dull.