Chapter 6
The men weren’t actually blue, but the designs on their bodies, painted in woad, were in such profusion that, from a distance, they appeared to have blue skin. They were muscular, more muscular than either Cyprian or Brennus. And shaved. Whereas Brennus and Cyprian each had a wild mass of pubic hair surrounding his c**k, these men were smooth, making their c***s appear larger than they actually were.
The man in the middle stepped forward and spoke, though neither Brennus nor Cyprian could understand his words.
“The northern tribes speak a different tongue,” explained Brennus.
The stranger became more animated, frowning and baring his teeth. The man on his left pointed his spear in Cyprian’s direction.
Brennus had a pretty good idea what was bothering the men. They had likely
