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Chapter 8: Battle Royale

A few hours after the end of the Fight Club, Honnouji Tower, Student Council Room

There was silence in the room as the Elite Four and their queen minded their own business. Then a certain pink snake spoke.

Jakuzure: Okay, since no one is going to talk about it, I'll do it. What the hell was that back there?

Inumuta: I can't give you an explanation, since I don't have enough data. What I can tell you is that I thought I saw death in front of me.

Gamagori: Indeed, I had the feeling I was about to die.

Satsuki: That... was (Y/N)'s killing intent.

Jakuzure: Killing intent?

Sanageyama: Yeah, some people have so much power that they can manifest it as a form of initimidation. If it's strong enough, it can knock out the weak-willed people.

Gamagori: He managed to knock out the majority of the students, that alone should speak volumes of his strength.

Sanageyama: Yeah, it makes me want to challenge him even more. But...

Satsuki: So you have taken notice of it as well, Sanageyama.

Elite Four: M'lady?

Satsuki: That killing intent... I am almost certain that it wasn't anywhere near (Y/N)'s true power.

Inumuta/Jakuzure/Gamagori: What?!

Inumuta: With all due respect, lady Satsuki, there is no way a normal human could reach that level of strength. That is if such level even exists.

Satsuki: You are forgetting one fact, Inumuta. (Y/N) (L/N) is by no means a 'normal' human.

Jakuzure: Then... what is he?

Satsuki: That is an answer only the man in question holds, and I intend to know it.

She then looked down at the city.

Satsuki: Soon (Y/N). Your test is near.

(Scene Break)

Midnight, One Star District, (Y/N)'s apartment

(Y/N): ACHOOO!... Whew, someone's talkin' about me. Probably a hot chick, some reader in the comments, or... *shudder* Damn it, now I can't sleep! s**t, might as well play some games.

He then got up, grabbed some grub and went to play, but he stopped to think.

(Y/N): Now that I think of it, I should start training with THAT...

He plucked a rainbow strand from his hair, sat into a chair and placed it in fromt of him.

(Y/N): Here goes nothing...

He placed his hand in front of him as if to launch a Ki blast, unkowingly looking like a dumbass.

(Y/N): Life Fiber Overdrive.

His hand emitted a very faint glow while the underside of his hair went rainbow colored, similar to when Ryuko transformed but instead it was red. The strand was now glowing a bright rainbow color that almost engulfed the entire room. He soon stopped, feeling a bit mentally exhausted.

(Y/N): Whew, I still got it. I guess being what I am has it's perks. Welp, now I'm kinda tired. What to do? Play or sleep... Ah, this is one of the many hard choices one has to make in life...

Pause.

(Y/N): To hell with it! Get me some Doritos, Mountain Dew, Red Bull, and a whole lotta MLG air horns, cuz it's time for a motherfucking all nighter! May the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on your souls, noobs, for I shall spare none of you!

(Scene Break)

The Next Morning, Honnouji Academy, Courtyard

Every student of Honnouji, including the three misfits that were Mako, Ryuko, and (Y/N), stood in the massive courtyard. Satsuki, in front of her council, stepped forth from her tower and spoke in her oh-so-ever authoritative voice.

Satsuki: Today, I am giving the Honnouji Acadmy Student Council system a fresh start!

(Y/N): Sounds f*****g boring, I wanna go home...

Satsuki: All students have the right to attack other students! Secret meetings, scheming, backstabbing, anything is valid!

(Y/N) paused for a few seconds, then a massive grin spread on his face.

(Y/N): She had me at 'right to attack'. I wonder if I can nuke this joint, just for the hell of it? Would just take a few calls here and there... so many possibilities, so little time.

Satsuki: Seven days from now, reach the schoolyard alive! And then use your strength to lay claim to your social standing once again! This shall be Honnouji Academy's first Naturals Election!       

FIRST HONNOUJI ACADEMY NATURALS ELECTION

(Y/N): Seven days? Forget what I said about little time, Imma f**k up all the s**t there is to f**k up! No need to rush though, cuz I'm goin' to sleep like a log.

Satsuki: In this election, you will not be choosing some candidate! You will be choosing yourself! At 8:30 a.m., seven days from now, a sudden death runoff election will be held with the survivors who arrive in this schoolyard! Fight one another! Emerge victorious! And I will grant you Goku Uniforms anew!

SUDDEN DEATH RUNOFF ELECTION

Satsuki: And now, fellow comrades of Honnouji Academy, FIGHT!

Seconds after her speech, the situation went in (Y/N)'s words 'from 0 to a 100 real f*****g quick'. The schoolyard was a battlefield with everyone attacking everyone. Satsuki's tower surrounded itself in a red shield. (Y/N) turned to Mako and Ryuko.

(Y/N): Oi, you guys ain't gonna fight?

Mako: Nope! We're No-Stars, so we have nothing to lose, so we're going to stay at our house for the week!

(Y/N): Suit yourselves. I may come to visit in a few days. But you guys be careful, cuz some crazy motherfucker could come attacking.

Ryuko: Heh, look at you, actually worried about us?

(Y/N): I'm more worried about Mako's family. You on the other hand, I'm beggining to ask myself why haven't I attacked you for the Fight Club s**t.

Ryuko: That's in the past, asshole!

(Y/N): So is my respect for you before you became a Pokemon. Oh wait, I didn't have any in the first place, go figure.

Ryuko seethed and was actually tempted to attack him. But he raised his hand and spoke.

(Y/N): Calm down, you damn woman. I'm f*****g with you, sadly not in the way I want.

Ryuko calmed down and blushed slightly. Mako watched them with a smile on her face.

Mako: He seems like a careless husband teasing his tsundere wife. They're so cute!

(Y/N): 'Sides, I said that I would fight with you, so I need you in one piece if you want that to happen.

Ryuko: Yeah, I guess you have a point. See ya someday in the week....*mutter*

(Y/N): Hmm?

Ryuko: *lowly* Take care, damn i***t. Mako! Let's go!

As they left, (Y/N) watched them with a small smile on his face. He then turned to the battle.

(Y/N): Weird. I wonder why didn't anyone attack us? Maybe cuz of the stunt I pulled last chapter? Oh well, time to get to work... Oh look there's the Elite Four... and I have an idea.

He started walking towards the group of four, punching anyone who got within a two meter radius of his person. He soon neared Sanageyama when the kendo warrior suddenly went to punch him without looking at him. He caught the fist, making them look towards him.

(Y/N): You thought is was another nameless student, but it was I, the main character!

Gamagori: (Y/N) (L/N).

(Y/N): At least you know who's the important one here. I'm bored, and you guys are the only non-extra characters at the moment, so yeah.

Inumuta: So we're your backup entertainment.

(Y/N): Oh no, my backup entertainment is Kiryuin, and she's a hardass darwinist. The backup for that is Mako's family. Then after them are you. And above all of that, My video games and anime.

Jakuzure: Well smartass, if you deem us that low. Why are you here?

(Y/N): To get richer. I wanna bet with you guys.

Sanageyama: I wanna bet!

Inumuta: Leave the betting to the professionals.

(Y/N): Oi, I'm the one who makes references here, buncha jackasses. So here's the bet...

(Scene Break)

Three Days Later, No Star Slums

(Y/N) was treading towards the Mankanshoku household, looking through his long list of contacts.

(Y/N): Let's see, Glynda Goodwitch, Slade Wilson, Funny Valentine, Yoichi Hiruma, Ahri, Artix, Nulgath, Zura Kotaro, Azathoth, Stocking Anarchy, Rimuru Tempest, Luna Loud, Chris MacLean, Glenn Quagmire, Asama Miya, Koro-sensei, Shuuya Goenji... Here he is! Imma call him later...

He then saw Ryuko driving a scooter with Mako on the back. They soon saw him and stopped alongside him.

Ryuko: Oh, it's you. What's up?

(Y/N): Nothin' much, just callin' a few favors and deals.

Mako: For what?

(Y/N): *grins madly* You don't want to know. Anyway, where you going?

Ryuko: We're going to my old house, to see if there's any clue of Senketsu lef by my dad.

(Y/N): Sounds like a blast. Mind if I tag along? I got some time to kill.

Ryuko: We don't have anymore room in the scooter.

(Y/N): I'll just run alongside you. You just lead the way.

Ryuko: If you were a normal guy, I'd say you're crazy.

(Y/N): But since I'm a badass motherfucker and you totally dig me, you won't.

Ryuko: *blush* S-Shut up. Keep up, cuz I'm not stoppin'!

(Scene Break)

Ruins of The Matoi Family Household

After an hour or two, they arrived at the wreck that used to be the home of Ryuko and Isshin Matoi.       

Mako: Is this?...

Ryuko: My family's house.

Mako: A wreck like this?

(Y/N): This was a pretty big mansion, must have been nice.

Ryuko: Yeah, it was.

(Y/N): I'm in a nosy mood today, so what happened?

Ryuko: My mom died right after I was born, and my dad was a scientist who was only focused on his research. We never got along, so I started living in the dorms in grade school. I started to turn bad and got into a lot of fights. By my first year of highschool, I was a full-blown juvenile delinquent.

(Y/N): You're saying 'was' as if you're any different from back then.

Ryuko: Quiet you!... Then, six months ago, I got a message from dad saying that he wanted to talk, so I went home fo the first time in ages. But something went wrong...

She then explained what happened. She had found her father impaled with the very scissor blade she currently wielded. Her father then gave her the blade, telling her that if he found the other half, she would find his killer. When she ran out to see who had killed her father, all she saw was a silhouette of a woman, before the house went down in flames, her father with it.

Ryuko: When he died, I realized for the first time that I didn't know a thing about my dad. So I wanted to at least find out who killed him, and why. And what he was tryin' to tell me. And what this scissor blade is. I wanna find those answers and know why he created you, Senketsu.

(Y/N) turned his head into the horizon with a thousand mile stare.

(Y/N): ...

Mako: You know, Ryuko, you aren't alone.

Ryuko: Huh?

Mako: You have me, my family, and even (Y/N)! We all love you!

Ryuko: *smiles* Thank you...

(Y/N) soon grew out of his trance, deciding it was enough heartwarming bullshit and that it was time to go back to the comedy.

(Y/N): Wait, your dad made your uniform? Jeez, like father, like daughter, both are massive kinky perverts with no sense of shame whatsoever.

Ryuko: Shut up! My dad wasn't a pervert!

(Y/N): All evidence points to the contrary. Either way, I'm not complaining, I like my women in sexy outfits from time to time.

Ryuko: *blush* Whatever, damn perv.

They started to search for clues, but didn't find anything and headed towards Honno City.

(Scene Break)

One Hour Later, Highway to Honno City

Ryuko: I thought there might be a clue or somethin' where I found you, but it was a waste of time.

Senketsu: This was Aikuro's work, no doubt.

Ryuko: Maybe.

Meanwhile (Y/N) had his headphones and was singing quietly, since all this running was making him bored.

(Y/N): *singing* From under a new wreckage. Fly higher down the coast. A force of nature can find our ruler... Figthing Gooooold...

He soon saw that Ryuko was slowing down and stopped a few seconds later. He removed his headphones back and went to them.

(Y/N): Hey Matoi, what's the f*****g holdup? I was playing my music!

Ryuko: The bike's fuckin' stopped running, that's the holdup!

(Y/N): Well s**t, I was about to play Bloody Stream, my f*****g jam. Anyway, push it Gear Eyes, we're not that far.

Mako: If we're not that far, then let's hitchhike!

Ryuko: Say what?

Mako: Hey! Heyheyheyhey!

(Y/N): Cthulhu damn it, I got calls to make! That blimp won't come cheap.

A pink car suddenly sped by, blowing smoke all over their faces.

Ryuko: *cough* Jackass! Watch where you're drivin'!

The car stopped and began to backtrack until it was besides them. It turned out theat the driver was none other than one of the Elite Four.

Gamagori: What's the matter? Did you break down?       

Mako: I reeled in Gamagori!

(Y/N): Well I'll be damned, you look like a goddamn pimp with that car!

Gamagori: I have no idea what you're talking about.

(Y/N): *sarcastically* Sure you don't, pal.

Ryuko: Gamagori! You followed me all the way out here?

Gamagori: Calm down. I have no intention to fight you here. My fight with you will be in the Sudden Death Runoff.

Ryuko: What do you want, then?

Gamagori: Get in.

Ryuko: Huh?

Gamagori: I am Ira Gamagori, Honnouji Academy Disciplinary Committe Chair.

(Y/N): *sarcastically* Really? I thought that you were just a swole motherfucker who has no indoor voice.

Gamagori: Hmph, sarcasm is unbecoming of you. However, if we come across a Honnouji Academy student in trouble off campus, it is the duty of the committe members to assist them. That fact holds true even for you. Get in.

(Y/N): Don't mind if I do. I call shotgun.

The three misfits hopped into the car, but without forgetting to put the scooter in the hatch, cuz the scooter's important too, bruh.

(Scene Break)

Mako: *singing* On a drive, on a drive! On a drive to hell! Goin' totally upside-down to the bottom of the pit. Hey!...-

Gamagori: Matoi, make her stop that god-awful singing.

(Y/N): Yeah, please do. I'll give you manga if you do.

Ryuko: I don't want your manga. And do you really think anyone can make her stop?

Gamagori: True, Mankanshoku has never had a red light.

Mako: Yepadoodle! My life's traffic lights are always yellow!

Gamagori: "In life, prooced with caution," eh? There is truth in that.

(Y/N): I guess that my lights are always green, cuz Mr. Fuckshitupalot has no brakes in his life!

Gamagori: Reckless thoughts like that always lead to disaster.

(Y/N): Eh. We're going to die and be eventually forgotten, like it or not. So I promised myself that I would live my life without anyone holding me down. I do things how I want, when I want, where I want. If you don't like it, you can go die with all the people who had weights and regrets, cuz I'm not one of them.

Everyone went silent, pondering on his words. Suddenly a racing car appeared on the side, passing Gamagori.

Gamagori: What nerve! This is a no-passing zone! Doesn't he know about the rules of the road?

(Y/N): Please, rules are meant to be broken. 'Sides, they're just punks, what can they do?

He heard something being c****d and saw that a group of One-Stars had guns pointed at them.

(Y/N): *sarcastically* Shoot SMGs, of course. Why can't they shoots SMGs? Uhh, you fuckers might wanna get down. Y'know, if you don't wanna look like cheese afterwards.

Mako: Oh! Cheese? Where?!

Ryuko: Don't listen to him and get down!

The students opened fire at Gamagori's car. Ryuko and Gamagori stood up to deflect the bullets. (Y/N), who hadn't moved, only had a deadpan face, running out of f***s to give.

(Y/N): So who are these Hotwheels/Mad Max wannabes?

Gamagori: The Automotive Club and Air-Soft Club merged to form the Automotive Air-Soft Club. I am the one they're gunning after.

(Y/N): Seems legit... Oi, do you know any evasive driving, cuz if you do, this is just the moment.

Gamagori: Hmph. Watch me. I shall see if they can keep up with my driving skills!

He then proceeded to spin the car around like a maniac.       

Ryuko/Mako: What the hell's wrong with you!?/Aaaah!

(Y/N): *sigh* Maybe it's not to late to change schools. I heard that Hakoniwa is still accepting applications. I hope it's Student Council members are not as crazy as these motherfuckers.

The car crashed into the wall of the highway and the Automotive Air-Soft Club surrounded them. 

(Y/N): Mad skills, f*****g frog. I'll be sure to recommend you to Uber some time later.

I don't even need to type it for you guys to know the sarcasm, do I?

Ryuko: Damn it, you guys think you're hot s**t, huh?

Gamagori: Matoi, stay out of this. It was my mistake, I'll fix it.

He stood in front of the wrecked car, facing the small army of One-Stars. Some words were exchanged, (Y/N) didn't care. The students launched a rocket at the Three-Star, only for his uniform to transform.

Gamagori: Three-Star Goku Uniform: Shackle Regalia!

THREE STAR GOKU UNIFORM: SHACKE REGALIA

(Y/N): Of course his uniform transforms, why shouldn't it?

The students pulled out their SMGs and fired at Gamagori, who stood unflinching, despite the bullets connecting.

Ryuko: Man, that thing is hard!

(Y/N): I wanna say 'pause' for a shoutout to Dashie. But she's a chick, so I dunno.

Gamagori: It's not just hard. That's it! More! Punish me more! Every time you punish me, my heart is whipped! The more it's whipped, the stronger I become!

(Y/N) would usually address this loudly and rudely. But since he ran out of f***s to give that day. His face just got more deadpan.

(Y/N): ...I insulted him saying that he was a BSDM porn star wannabe, just because he uses whips... I didn't think it was this bad... Why does HE have to make the innuendo and not a hot girl... *sigh* I liked it when Stockin' had her episodes, good times... Maybe I'll visit her in Daten after all this shit... but that s*x maniac of a sister would just flat out jump me... What to do?...

Gamagori: ...That was how I met Lady Satsuki.

(Y/N): Did he... did he just have a flashback? Whatever, not even the readers care for his backstory. If any of them do, well s**t, too bad.

Gamagori's uniform soon started to expand with with each and every hit he recieved.

Gamagori: The instant I reach my climax, the power that has been building up inside me will burst out... ALL AT ONCE!!       

Gamagori's uniform underwent a second transformation. This time, however, it unleashed massive whips in an omni-directional trajectory, completely decimating the Automotive Air-Soft Club.

Gamagori: Three-Star Goku Uniform: Scourge Regalia.

THREE STAR GOKU UNIFORM: SCOURGE REGALIA

Ryuko: W-Wow...

Senketsu: A secondary transformation, eh?

(Y/N): ...On second thought, getting jumped at by a hot s*x-crazed blonde is looking pretty appealing right now...

(Scene Break)

Later That Night, No Star Slums, Gas Station

After the fight, Gamagori had drove the trio to a gas station to fill up Ryuko's scooter.

Gamagori: Be careful. "A picnic is not done until you reach home safely."

(Y/N): Said no normal person ever...

Ryuko: Jeez, it's not a picnic...

Gamagori: I'll arrange a fitting spot for our battle. I shall wait for you at the Sudden Death Runoff Election. (L/N), I assume that you will not fight, considering your lazy personality.

(Y/N) was about to assure that statement, until he glanced at Ryuko. He then muttered a few curses and addressed him.

(Y/N): Normally, you'd be right on the f*****g money. But I have a promise...

Gamagori: Promise?

(Y/N): Yeah, a certain exhibisionist b***h who's a constant pain in my ass gets her ass kicked on a daily basis. So, being the empathic motherfucker I am, decided to help this b***h solve her issues.

Ryuko heard his words and widened her eyes. She then smiled, not even minding the insult to her person. Ah, young love. Weird as f**k, dontcha think?

Gamagori: I see, perhaps you are more noble than your appearance lets on.

(Y/N): I'll take that as a compliment, bastard. See ya in a few days, and remember the f*****g bet.

Gamagori then drove off, leaving the trio at the station. (Y/N) went to leave, but Ryuko spoke.

Ryuko: Hey, (Y/N).

(Y/N): *sigh* What, damn woman?

Ryuko: Thanks...

(Y/N): So you consider yourself to be an exhibisionist b***h, huh? 'Bout time you realized it.

Ryuko: *smiles* Same asshole as always, see ya in a few days.

Mako: Bye (Y/N)!

(Y/N): *smirks* Heh, see ya.

(Scene Break)

One Star District, (Y/N)'s apartment

(Y/N): Alright, time to organize s**t for the big day.

He had a pair of keys in his hand, while taking out a metal box. The box had the words 'Hammerspace' engraved on it.       

HAMMERSPACE

(Y/N): Hey readers, see this keys? It's called a Chekhov's gun. See chapter 1.

He then opened the box with the keys. From a first glance the box seemed like a simple safe, but if one opened it, it was actually bottomless.

(Y/N): Let's see, what can I use for tomorrow. This?

PORTAL GUN

(Y/N): Nah. This?

FROSTMOURNE

(Y/N): Tempting. VERY tempting. But nah. This?

VULCAN EBF-25

(Y/N): Looks awesome, but I don't think it could do damage. AHA! Here it is!

RUBBER CHICKEN

(Y/N): Perfection. I'll also take this.

CAPSULE CONTAINING ???

(Y/N): Nice. Now to make that call.

He took his phone out, dialed a number and someone soon answered. (Y/N) started conversing.

(Y/N): Hey, it's (Y/N)... What do ya mean 'Oh, it's you.' ... No, I don't wanna shake hands with you, but I'm cashing in that favor you owe me... Don't be a party pooper, I need a blimp, along with some you-know-whats... For an entrance, it's going to be awesome... Yeah, by the way, why did you send me that video of a deer corpse rotting?... Watch your f*****g mouth, I'll take your top hat and shove it up your ass, if you have one... You'll do it? Good... Yep, say hello to Pyronica and Xanthar for me... I know, you're always watching, I'll buy some gold for the next time I see you.

He ended the call, and went to bed. He grew a mad grin on his face, thinking of all the s**t he was going to f**k up at the Sudden Death Runoff.

(Scene Break)

A Few Days Later, Honnouji Academy, 8:30 a.m

Those who had survided the Naturals Election, sans th No-Stars, stood at the courtyard. Well, almost all of them.

Ryuko: That asshole, where is he?

Satsuki emerged from her tower and adressed the students in the courtyard.

Satsuki: Fellow comrades of Honnouji Academy! You have done well to struggle through seven days of mortal combat to gather here to take part in the Sudden Death Runoff Election! However your battle has just begun! I will begin assigning new Three-Star students based on the results of the battle here!

Suddenly, five massive spiked towers rose out of the ground bursted from the ground and ascended upward.

Satsuki: There are five towers in the schoolyard! Those standing atop them will be considered front-runner candidates, and the election will be conducted!

Ryuko: There she goes, being devious again! Damn it (Y/N), I'm doing this with or without ya!

Ryuko then sped towards one of the towers, cutting down anyone who got in her way, and soon stood at the towp. The other towers were filled by the Elite Four.       

Satsuki: Well, well. I see you aren't called the Elite Four for nothing.

However, the Elite Four had different answers.

Inumuta: Why did we make that bet?

Jakuzure: Damn it!

Sanageyama: See? I told you you had to let me bet!

Gamagori: Looking back at it, it was obvious this would happen.

Satsuki grew a bit confused, as was Ryuko.

Satsuki: What is this bet you four had?

Inumuta: We had a bet with (L/N). He stated that if we of the Elite Four ended up against Matoi at the sudden Death Runoff, we each had to pay him a thousand dollars.

Jakuzure: That asshole played us. He knew that it would end like this!

Gamagori: Speaking of (L/N), where is he? Is he not going to fulfill that promise he made to you, Matoi?

Ryuko: Hell if I know! That lazy jackass probably forgot! Screw him, I'll do this without him if I have to!

She sounded and seemed fine, but she wasn't. She was hurt that (Y/N) had broken his promise, or so it seemed...

Satsuki: Regardless, this will prove to be amusing.

A much larger tower emerged at the center of the schoolyard.       

NATURALS ELECTION POLLING PLACE

Satsuki: This is a king of the hill final battle! Matoi! Battle the Elite Four and emerge victorious! Do so, and I shall tell you the details of your father's death!

Ryuko: Say what?!

Gamagori soon jumped to the central tower.

Gamagori: Matoi! This is where I face you in battle! I am Lady Satsuki's impenetrable shield! And this is where I am going to crush you!

Ryuko: I accept!

Ryuko jumped down at the central tower and triggered her transformation. The two stared each other down while steeling themselves... and nothing else.

Ryuko: What's the f*****g holdup! Get to it already!

Gamagori: Whay are you in such a hurry for? The battle begins at 1 p.m.!

Ryuko: What difference does time make! Let's get it over with!

Gamagori: Denied, we shall abide by the schedule. That is what discipline is about. This is a place of education, you are to head to class and we shall begin once school is over!

Ryuko cursed and went to class. As everyone dispersed, Satsuki stood at her tower with a thoughtful expression.

Satsuki: (Y/N) isn't the type of man who would run off once he's set his mind on something. Where is he and what could he be planning?

(Scene Break)

Honnouji Courtyard, Sudden Death Runoff Arena, 1:00 p.m

The schoolyard was turned into a massive arena. It seemed like the whole student body was attending the area to watch the fight between Ryuko and the Elite Four.

Satsuki: First battle, begin.

Ryuko and Gamagori were about to step to the main tower. When suddenly...

Sanageyama: From the sky, something's coming!

Satsuki: Could it be?

Everyone stopped to look at the red clouds that blocked out the blue sky. The clouds began to move, as if something was passing through it, before music began blasting all over the yard. The music was Ready to Die by Andrew W.K.   

From the clouds, a massive white zeppelin came out.

Everyone was surprised at seeing the airship, but thay became even more surprised at seeing the message it had engraved in giant (F/C) letters.

(Y/N) (L/N), BITCHES!

Satsuki's curious stare turned immediately deadpan, while she felt a headache coming. Meanwhile Ryuko was shocked, but she began to feel happier and happier.

Ryuko: *smile* That scheeming motherfucker.

From the deck of the blimp, a trapdoor opened and the students saw multiple objects of many colors. The objects soon became visible and caused a variety of reactions:

Satsuki looked calm, but if you focused, you would see her right eye twitching furiously. Many of the female students, Mako and Jakuzure included, blushed profusely and some even yelled in exasperation.

The male students just gagged and seemed disgusted, Inumuta and Gamagori included. Sanageyama, who was blind, had no idea of what those objects were.

Ryuko's smile turned into a confused frown, then into a blushing mess, then into a snarling grimace.

'What were those peculiar objects?' I hear you asking. Well, the objects in question were...

Dildos.

Yep, you read right, it was raining f*****g dildos.

Ryuko: THAT BASTARD! HEY ASSHOLE, COME DOWN HERE! I KNOW YOU'RE UP THERE!

Everyone looked up at the blimp. From the same trapdoor, another thing dropped. This time it was a person. Someone everyone knew.

It was (Y/N), who had (E/C) googles on his eyes and was grinning like a kid on christmas. He soon neared the main tower.

BOOM

He had crashed on the arena, making a mid sized crater. He soon emerged from the dust cloud, removed his googles, raised his arms and started flipping everyone off.

(Y/N): WHAT UP, MY BITCHES! DID YA MISS ME!