Kimnoths woes
1050 Words
They travel to a hut on the edge of The village. It was further away from the rest of the villagers. a small glistening river separated the villagers from the hut that sat along on the edge. As they walked the stone bridge james looked down at the water. Desperate to get of the taste of foot from his mouth.
Eager and desperate He ran towards the waters edge and scooped up a handful of water.
"I wouldn't do that If I was you" Pinky yells out.
"Why?" , James questions as he looks at Pinky with curiosity.
"How do you think My Mother fell pregnant with me", She yells out from end the of the bridge with her hands on her hips."One freaks enough for this village thankyou very much ".
James stands up and immediately drops the water and frantically dries his hands with a horrified look on his face.
Kimnoth starts laughing "See I Told you it wasn't as it seemed".
James turns and looks back at the river, "Far out is anything safe around here?", James says and he catches up to pinky and kimnoth.
"So what is your name anyway" Pinky asks as James starts to walk beside her.
"uh it's James, Please to meet you", James hold out his hand to shake hers.
Pinky scoffs humoured by his action, "I wouldn't do that either if I was you James", she responds with humour in her tone and a smile wide across her face.
"Oh God what would that do ?", James Questions seeminly mortified by the possibilities that it could cause.
"Well unless you wish to be my eternal partner then go ahead I guess", Pinky replies as she looked at Kimnoth whom was also clearly amused.
"Ok that's it, I am not touching anything or anyone anymore ", James blurts out completely and utterly bewildered.
"So how on earth does drinking the water here make someone pregnant?", James asks completely confused and gobsmacked.
"That river James is a fertility river, When you drink from the river the first female you see becomes your eternal fertility partner. the female can then only birth children to you until the day you die". Pinky explains. "oh plus" She continues, "we can only do that once every 10 years, That is why My mother is furious, Kimnoth was supposed to return last year ".
"Uh so I take it Kimnoth made the mistake I almost made ", James says as he realises what happened.
"Yes, and since kimnoth is not one of us I turned out like this, a freak that no body wants ", Pinky says with saddness.
"Oh I don't know about that you are kinda cute ", James says in an attempt to cheer her up.
"It's ok James, I know I don't belong here " Pinky says, Besides When you guys leave I am going to come with you both".
Pinky, you will do no such thing", Kimnoth says suddenly enraged by her comment.
"Kimnoth , You cannot tell me what to do, I am an adult now remember ", Pinky says with her hands on her hips in disobedience.
"I don't care if your 20 yrs old or 100 years old, You are not coming child", Kimnoth says, his tone now somewhat annoyed.
"Kimnoth, Why you finally decide to visit did you?, You are only a year late", Pinky's mother Yells as she exits her hut.
"Wow!, Sorry to say Kimnoth, But your on your own with this one, She looks PISSED at you", James says as He quickly walks away in the opposite direction.
"boy you're a scaredy-cat ", Kimnoth yells back.
"KIMNOTH! ", The woman yells furiously. "ANSWER ME NOW ". Her face was red with a ferocious anger and suddenly Kimnoth flinched as she got closer. James blurts out in Laughter.
"Looks like you're the scaredy-cat Kimnoth".
The woman turns her head and gives James a displeased stare. "Oooo my apologies, James suddenly say's apologetically as he takes a few steps back.
"Fury, Please settle down my dear I am here now", Kimnoth exclaims as he tries to settle her down.
"Your mum's name is Fury? Did I hear that right?, James asks pinky then let's out a little laugh, "suits her".
"Shhh", Pinky warns. "But yes her Name is Fury",Pinky continues in whisper .
"Kimnoth, You know what you need to do, then I don't want to see you for another 10 years! ".
"You know what woman, you are the most infuriating and scary woman I have ever met", Kimnoth says as he walks towards the river.
"Good!, Because you annoy the crap out of me and I hate this just as much as you do", Fury responds with her hands on her hips and a extremely annoyed look on her face.
"Good", Kimnoth replies sarcastically.
"Well you were the silly fool that drank from the wrong river, Now chop chop, off you hop ", Fury responds as she motioned for him to move along to the river.
Kimnoth grumbles underneath his breath and goes to the River, kneels down and drinks from the river.
"You might not to want watch this bit", Pinky advices James with a raised eyebrow.
"Why?", James asks as he continues to watch on.
Kimnoth turns and looks at fury and suddenly her belly grows larger and larger, Kimnoth looks away but James continues to look on in complete entrancement.
Before James realises Fury appears to give birth out her mouth to what looks like a giant fluorescent green flem ball. Then sucks up the goop to reveal a baby.
"Oh What the fuuuuuuuuudge", James blurts out then gags.
"I tried to warn you",Pinky says with a giggle.
"That was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen ", James says with a shudder.
Kimnoth quickly walks up to James and grabs him by his clothing, "Ok let's go, Let's go!".
"KIMNOTH", Fury yells out.
Kimnoth whips out his wand says a quick chant and then immediately James finds himself inside a cave.
"What the Fudge Kimnoth, where the hell are we?". James questions dazed and confused.
"Agrh in a cave I do believe ", Kimnoth replies as he surveys his surroundings.
James shakes his head, "Um you think?", James replies sarcastically.
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