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“So I don’t see any mating mark, does that mean you are available, Sir Derrick?” asked the slutty Dwarf Princess. We were sitting around a campfire inside the King’s gardens. If you can even call them gardens. Instead of dirt, it was more like dry sand. Instead of grass, there were prickly plants. Instead of regular shade trees, there were thin, sickly-looking things. With a raised eyebrow, I looked over at Derrick who was sitting opposite of me, around the fire pit. He looked at me, then back at Princess Dayanara, who was to his right and was literally plastered to Derrick’s right side. “Uhh...um…” Derrick started then took a drink of his Dwarf brew beer cup. He was at a total loss for words. “I believe Sir Derrick over there has a reputation of being a real ladies’ man, in his