Chapter 7: Missing PantiesAfter two very strong eggnogs and more chatter between Jonah and Willa about Magnum (his thick c**k and tight bottom, the way he can handle his alcohol, and how he treats Willa with respect at all times, very much like a princess, never crossing a s****l line) they hear some hustle and bustle in the living room. The front door opens with a cold and wicked wind that skirts through the house. They hear clacking on the hardwood floor in the foyer, then a light and masculine cough. Big hair and an ear-to-ear, all-teeth smile fills the kitchen as Soozie Butterfly enters. She carries a tray of store-bought Christmas-decorated cookies covered in plastic wrap. “Merry Christmas, girlfriends!” She sets the tray on the counter, next to Willa.
Soozie Butterfly is legally Sea
