As You Like It

Act 5, Scene II

Enter ORLANDO and OLIVER

ORLANDO

Is't possible that on so little acquaintance you

should like her? that but seeing you should love

her? and loving woo? and, wooing, she should

grant? and will you persever to enjoy her?

OLIVER

Neither call the giddiness of it in question, the

poverty of her, the small acquaintance, my sudden

wooing, nor her sudden consenting; but say with me,

I love Aliena; say with her that she loves me;

consent with both that we may enjoy each other: it

shall be to your good; for my father's house and all

the revenue that was old Sir Rowland's will I

estate upon you, and here live and die a shepherd.

ORLANDO

You have my consent. Let your wedding be to-morrow:

thither will I invite the duke and all's contented

followers. Go you and prepare Aliena; for look

you, here comes my Rosalind.

Enter ROSALIND

ROSALIND

God save you, brother.

OLIVER

And you, fair sister.

ROSALIND

O, my dear Orlando, how it grieves me to see thee

wear thy heart in a scarf!

ORLANDO

It is my arm.

ROSALIND

I thought thy heart had been wounded with the claws

of a lion.

ORLANDO

Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a lady.

ROSALIND

Did your brother tell you how I counterfeited to

swoon when he showed me your handkerchief?

ORLANDO

Ay, and greater wonders than that.

ROSALIND

O, I know where you are: nay, 'tis true: there was

never any thing so sudden but the fight of two rams

and Caesar's thrasonical brag of 'I came, saw, and

overcame:' for your brother and my sister no sooner

met but they looked, no sooner looked but they

loved, no sooner loved but they sighed, no sooner

sighed but they asked one another the reason, no

sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy;

and in these degrees have they made a pair of stairs

to marriage which they will climb incontinent, or

else be incontinent before marriage: they are in

the very wrath of love and they will together; clubs

cannot part them.

ORLANDO

They shall be married to-morrow, and I will bid the

duke to the nuptial. But, O, how bitter a thing it

is to look into happiness through another man's

eyes! By so much the more shall I to-morrow be at

the height of heart-heaviness, by how much I shall

think my brother happy in having what he wishes for.

ROSALIND

Why then, to-morrow I cannot serve your turn for Rosalind?

ORLANDO

I can live no longer by thinking.

ROSALIND

I will weary you then no longer with idle talking.

Know of me then, for now I speak to some purpose,

that I know you are a gentleman of good conceit: I

speak not this that you should bear a good opinion

of my knowledge, insomuch I say I know you are;

neither do I labour for a greater esteem than may in

some little measure draw a belief from you, to do

yourself good and not to grace me. Believe then, if

you please, that I can do strange things: I have,

since I was three year old, conversed with a

magician, most profound in his art and yet not

damnable. If you do love Rosalind so near the heart

as your gesture cries it out, when your brother

marries Aliena, shall you marry her: I know into

what straits of fortune she is driven; and it is

not impossible to me, if it appear not inconvenient

to you, to set her before your eyes tomorrow human

as she is and without any danger.

ORLANDO

Speakest thou in sober meanings?

ROSALIND

By my life, I do; which I tender dearly, though I

say I am a magician. Therefore, put you in your

best array: bid your friends; for if you will be

married to-morrow, you shall, and to Rosalind, if you will.

Enter SILVIUS and PHEBE

Look, here comes a lover of mine and a lover of hers.

PHEBE

Youth, you have done me much ungentleness,

To show the letter that I writ to you.

ROSALIND

I care not if I have: it is my study

To seem despiteful and ungentle to you:

You are there followed by a faithful shepherd;

Look upon him, love him; he worships you.

PHEBE

Good shepherd, tell this youth what 'tis to love.

SILVIUS

It is to be all made of sighs and tears;

And so am I for Phebe.

PHEBE

And I for Ganymede.

ORLANDO

And I for Rosalind.

ROSALIND

And I for no woman.

SILVIUS

It is to be all made of faith and service;

And so am I for Phebe.

PHEBE

And I for Ganymede.

ORLANDO

And I for Rosalind.

ROSALIND

And I for no woman.

SILVIUS

It is to be all made of fantasy,

All made of passion and all made of wishes,

All adoration, duty, and observance,

All humbleness, all patience and impatience,

All purity, all trial, all observance;

And so am I for Phebe.

PHEBE

And so am I for Ganymede.

ORLANDO

And so am I for Rosalind.

ROSALIND

And so am I for no woman.

PHEBE

If this be so, why blame you me to love you?

SILVIUS

If this be so, why blame you me to love you?

ORLANDO

If this be so, why blame you me to love you?

ROSALIND

Who do you speak to, 'Why blame you me to love you?'

ORLANDO

To her that is not here, nor doth not hear.

ROSALIND

Pray you, no more of this; 'tis like the howling

of Irish wolves against the moon.

To SILVIUS

I will help you, if I can:

I would love you, if I could. To-morrow meet me all together.

I will marry you, if ever I marry woman, and I'll be

married to-morrow:

To ORLANDO

I will satisfy you, if ever I satisfied man, and you

shall be married to-morrow:

To SILVIUS

I will content you, if what pleases you contents

you, and you shall be married to-morrow.

To ORLANDO

As you love Rosalind, meet:

To SILVIUS

as you love Phebe, meet: and as I love no woman,

I'll meet. So fare you well: I have left you commands.

SILVIUS

I'll not fail, if I live.

PHEBE

Nor I.

ORLANDO

Nor I.