FINDING HER

Episode 2: The Long Month part 2

(Friday night. Duff Dizzles’ backyard. Duff Dizzles was a 9th grader who seeked new girls and most importantly m*******a)

Alan(puffing a cig): You know these are good than the mint ones.

Brad(Drunk): You know I had 3 bottles of beer and still the quiz hasn’t started.

Amber: You know that boy kissed my leg when I was tieing my shoes.

Alan: What Bruce Trapp kissed your leg.

Brad: He is just a geek. What’s the new thing?

Alan: You know, the beer is making you forgetful.

Brad: What do you mean?

Alan: Remember the day after the new year party at the barnyard?

Brad: Ya?

Alan: You remember the canoe that Eva had.

Brad: Yes?

Alan: Well Bruce Trapp made the arrangements.

Brad: OK.

Alan: You think girls can arrange a canoe?

Brad: Ok now I know where you are going( iinterrupted by Eva)

Eva: Hey guys!

Amber: Hey.

Alan: wow Eva we were talking about Trapp.

Eva: Oh Bruce he is so sticky man.

Amber: See Alan.

Eva: I saw him kissing your feet Am. Yukk.

Amber: What’s wrong with him?

Eva: Well I heard he stayed at a child mental asylum for 2 years when he was 6.

Alan: You know you are making that up now.

Brad: Well, may be it’s true (look at him)

Alan( see’s Bruce following a dog): Ok maybe he is an animal lover.

Eva: I remember he was staring at me when he helped me with the canoe.

Brad: But I heard you had a love lust for Duff when I was with Vi.

Eva: No actually Bettie Leslie asked me to stay with her as she afraid of him.

Alan: Afraid?

Eva: ya he rapes girls and then pretends he is a mental pyscho to get off the hook.

Alan: Wow genius.

Brad: What?

Amber: Seriously Alan you are talking rubbish nowadays.

Alan: Well,I am puffing ganza. What am I supposed to say(laughs).

Brad: Well, look the quiz has begun.

Eva: Well, it’s three rounds man.

Alan: Ya and 10 dangerous questions in each round.

Brad: Well a can of beer in each right answer.

Alan: ya and a pong to your in between at every wrong.

Hank: Wow that is painful.

Brad: Well I am half-drunk already. So no worries.

(Duff Dizzles shouts)

Duff: Ok guys the pong quiz is on. And it is about the 8 cool kids in Centre-Main.

Alan(shouts): Ya Dizzles we know who they are.

(Crowd shouts): Shut up Alan!

Brad(laughs): Yup they know us.

Duff: Ok Alan here is the first question. So please all 3 of you at the chairs.

Alan: I heard Jane and Dorothy will be at Round 2.

(Hank appears)

Hank: hey guys don’t forget me.

Alan(laughs): Look at the goof and there is no chair for him.

Duff: Ok give Hank a chair.

Alan: Ok now he is a man.

Duff: Ok question no 1. Now who ever drinks the beer from the cup first gets to answer.

Alan: OK.

(Crowd cheers) Brad! Brad!

Alan: Ok not so OK.

Duff( pops a paper): Ok who is Brad’s first girl?

Alan( drinks the beer fast): OK Eva.

Duff: No.

Eva(drinks the beer fast): Jill Helguson.

Duff: Correct. OK a can of beer for Eva.

Alan: Wow this is a sexy party after all.

Hank: OK.

Duff: Ok second question. Who is Alan’s first girl?

Alan: Ok.

Brad(drinks the beer): Jane?

Alan: What No?

Brad: I thought you dated man.

Alan: your sister. Dated yes. f****d No!

Hank(drinks the beer): The hooker at the Mirl Bar?

Alan: Cmon man that was a blow job No!

Brad: Really?

Alan: Well, before I met Helena.

Duff: OK the right answer is Laurie Fishman from the 10th grade.

Hank: Wow you f****d a 10th girl.

Alan: Well actually she was 8th and I was 6th at that time.

Brad: yukk we barely had erection at 12 man.

Alan: Well iam your grand daddy man.

Eva: no wonder ok next.

Duff: OK Number 3. Is Hank a virgin?..just kidding

Alan(laughs): God that is funny.

Brad(looks at Hank): Are you?

Hank: OK.

Duff: Ok enough with the insecurity. The question is Who did Violet date when she wasn’t with Brad?

Alan( drinks the beer): Will Thomas.

Duff: Correct.

Brad: Really. That Pyscho.

Alan: Well, only for 3 days for the party.

Eva: Until she met Brad.

Alan: Yup he is the man.

Duff: Ok Alan here is your can of beer.

Brad: Ok next?

Duff: Question no 4, Who was Jane’s first?

Alan: Not Hank.

Hank: OK.

Brad(drinks the beer): Jade Wilson?

Eva: No!

Eva(drinks the beer): No one knows.

Duff: Correct give Eva the can.

Alan: wow Jane is good.

Brad: Ya, they know your first and not know Jane’s?

Duff: Ok no 5. What was Alan’s first condom?

Alan: What they know that too?

Hank(laughs): See I was Jane’s first.

Brad: OK Skynn?

Duff: Correct. A can of beer for Brad.

Alan: hey I thought that was Trojan?

Brad: Well I heard from Helena.

Alan: What she shares privy stuffs?

Hank(laughs): Oh yeah Alan the Skynn bearer.

Alan: Dude that is weird Ok.

Brad: Now I know why Amber went to the back.

Hank: Ya all the m*******a and free beers are there.

Alan: What?

Duff: Ok no 6--- Where is Amber? (Everyone laughs)

Brad: At the back vineyard.

Duff: Correct. Another can for Brad.

Brad(finishing 3 cans in just a minute): OK I am the president of America.

Alan: Ok Obama stop that. You will not make it to round 3 man.

Duff: Ok 7--- Who was Amber’s first boyfriend?

Alan: No one knows that.

Duff: No.

Brad: Oh I remember Pinku Patel.

Duff: Correct.

Alan: What who is that?

Brad: You remember it was when I met Jill at the date.

Alan: Wow she top everyone.

Eva: No wonder she is at the vineyard.

Duff: That is only for the winner at the end Eva.

Alan: Ya and Amber is like a premium member.

Duff: Ok no 8, we are entering the last questions of the first round. Who is Hank’s first kiss?

Alan: What they ask that?

Duff: Well, we do.

Brad: I know. A bald guy at the Geese.

Alan: Really?

Duff: Correct.

Brad: Yeah he was scared Jane would kiss Alan.

Alan: Wow really?

Brad: Ya remember the time at the geese after I dated Jill.

Alan: Oh yeah the time when we had the beat about who I will end up.

Brad: You didn’t even meet Helena that time.

Hank: Would you wake up guys.

Brad: ya and the bet was who would Alan end up with?

Alan: ya and Jane said herself.

Brad: ya and Hank said I would kiss the bald old guy if they ended together.

Alan: And Jane said if he didn’t kiss the bald guy she would leave him.

Hank: See that is why.

Duff: Ok number 9: Who was Dorothy’s first bf?

Alan: What she has a bf?

Hank: Well, she does now too.

Alan: That chinese guy. Yukk.

Brad: I know Alan Reeves.

Alan: What his name is Alan.

Brad: Ya, that nerdy guy from the pizza place.n

Alan: No wonder he is with Dorothy( laughs).

Duff: OK Brad another can and the next question and the last of the round.

Eva: OK.

Duff: Who was Eva’s first bf?

Brad: Oh god.

Alan: Who is the one man?

Hank: I heard that was Will Thomas.

Brad: Really?

Duff: Correct.

Hank: Wow I get a beer.

Alan: OK Eva is that true?

Eva: Well he was dating Violet and me at the same time.

Hank: Wow reminds me of someone.

Brad: You know I am not like Jane.

Hank: well she is here now look( points at Amber and Jane)

Jane: Guys look Amber is drunk and stoned.

Duff: Guys so we begin Round 2 and 3 now.

Alan: So fast?

Duff: Ok there are 5 and 3 questions in the two rounds but the prize is big.

Alan: Ya, how much?

Duff: Well, of-course the beers but the winner of each round will get to kiss and date the girl or boy he or she wants.

Eva: OK(looks at Brad)

Jane: Like you hadn’t kissed him?

Eva: Well he is single now.

Alan: Well he isn’t.

Jane: He is actually.

Brad: OK maybe I will ask the same thing.

Duff: OK Jane and Amber please sit,

Jane: Well Amber puked at the vineyard.

Duff: Ok lets begin. You know the drill Jane Penn,

Jane: Yes drink the beer cups and answer.

Duff: Ok the queen knows. Q1 Who is Jane dating currently?

Hank(drinks): Well me.

Duff: Hmm.. That is correct though since Wilson is in Jail.

Jane: True that.

Hank: OK Bizzles next. Glad to know.

Duff: Wow everyone has become intense now. Q2 What is Alan’s step mother’s last name?

Alan: Ok that is personal actually.

Brad: I know her name is Cynthia but..

Eva(drinks): Is it Johnson?

Duff: Correct.

Brad(happy): wow you know everything.

Duff: OK the third question is tell the name of Brad’s second updown?

Jane: updown..oh ok..

Eva(drinks): second? Me ofcourse.

Duff: Correct, The fourth is What was jane’s first name after she changed to Jane.

Brad: Really I didn’t know.

Jane: Well no one knows.

Hank(drinks): Is it Brada?

Jane(surprised): Ok.

Duff: Correct.

Brad: Really. Still my name

Jane: you weren’t even born pigface.

Alan: OK next question.

Duff: What is Eva’s middle name?

Alan: Kimberly?

Duff: No.

Jane: Eval..ina.

Duff: No.

Brad: I know..Flora… Eva Flora Banks/Green.

Alan: Jeez Brad you are stoned.

Eva(laughs): Yup confused with the actress I guess.

Brad: Ok Duff?

Duff: Correct.. Jeez you should be together Q 5.How did Eva’s mother die?

Brad: OK.

Alan: I don’t know..suicide(laughs)

Eva(looks at Alan and Drinks): Hanging Suicide.

Duff: Correct. Eva wins Round 2.

Alan(sad): Oh god I said that in a rush. Sorry Eva.

Brad: Well, you have hurt her Alan.

Alan: Ok sorry Eva.

Eva(drunk): Don’t worry even I don’t care about her death. She was a coward.

Brad: Ok let’s not be judgemental. Shall we?

Eva: What do you know about that Brad?

Brad: I know this though(kisses her intensely)

Hank(whispering to Alan): See what you did.

Alan: Me?

Hank: Well, you said the word.

Alan: It was a guess.

Hank: You were taking suicide as a fun Alan.

Alan: Ya like Eva said these are cowards.

Jane: Ya they are like Alan said.

Hank: Ok the four of us will have a date tonight and Alan will take care of Amber.

Jane(ecstatic): Wow, today you are talking like a man.

Alan: Is he? With a tigress and tiger behind his back.

Hank: Ok Timor let’s fight.

Alan: Wow today everyone has changed. Coward going brave, brave going coward,Eva crying and Jane talking girlish.

Jane: Well, maybe I like the new change Alan.

Alan:: do you?

Jane: Well Vi is long gone Alan. You need to understand Alan.

Hank: he will tomorrow Jane.

Alan: Ok he is back.

Jane: Cmon Alan you have to understand, Brad didn’t leave her, she did.

Alan: No he kissed her. Ok they haven’t stopped.

Hank: So this is what was meant to be then?

Amber: NO(pukes)

Alan: See Amber supports me.

Hank: So take care of her. She is laying in a pool of vomit.

Duff: OK Alan please take care of Am.

Alan: Ok I will I guess.

Jane: Well time changed Alan.

Alan: Don’t worry Jane. He will be back and so will she?

Jane: Nope I don’t see that happening.

Jane and the three leave Alan and Amber at Dizzles’ house and head towards the Geese for their date. Brad looks back and thinks but seeing Eva in tears looks ahead.

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