CHAPTER 84
I don’t know what I was expecting when I bowed my head with Grandma Lucy. I still can’t believe I did it, followed a prayer by some woman who’s preaching at her own end-of-life ceremony. First, she prayed with anyone who wanted to become a Christian for the first time. It’s all the stuff I remember from Sandy’s church. You know, I admit I’m a sinner, please forgive me, come into my heart, I make you Lord of my life. And I remember enough from her husband’s preaching to figure I’m set because I prayed that one a long time ago, and everyone there told me you’ve only got to do it once. But I do it again, just to be sure. It can’t hurt, right?
Next, Grandma Lucy looks straight at the camera and I swear she’s watching me with some third eye or something. She says, “Now, I know ther
