Steps on how to lose your V-card- Meeting Soren’s parents is stressing the life out of me and maybe, that can explain why the hell my period is missing.
“Oh God,” I whisper, pacing around my room- and then the kitchen- and then the sitting room- like a damn husband waiting for his wife to give birth out of the labor room (if he is d.ick enough to not be in there while she squeezes her intestines to produce his overgrown s.perm).
Leilani and Renee watch me while I pace around, probably giving up on helping me calm down after I threatened to bite their boobs if they came near me.
I’m scared.
I’m losing my absolute mind on the mere hypothesis that Soren’s parents may not like an inch of me. Parents- parents get so so attached! What if I break up with Soren after we’re done with our little
