For the rest of the evening, prior to midnight and Christmas Eve, the Icicles hibernate like wild bears. After Pam purchases fast food burgers for the family, tosses the meal in their aluminum and paper wrappers on the kitchen table, adds a two-liter bottle of Coke to the mix, the members of her family fend for themselves. Pam eventually retires to her bedroom with the gifted bottle of white wine from Ricky Malonni. She intends on drinking the entire bottle herself while reading the latest smut book by E.L. James. As this happens, Jake gets high in the basement, hidden from his family. Bobo and Willa head home in their electric car. Honestly, they live in walking distance, on the middle of Elm Street, only seven blocks away, but Willa loves her new car so much, she drives it everywhere. As
