2 For the next few hours Sam got the full, all expenses-paid guided tour from her new coworker. She was shown the break room, bathrooms, a storage closet that was bigger than her whole apartment, and even a running commentary about all the names connected to those shut doors on the outside wall. She was introduced to everyone who was anyone on their floor, including the cat mascot, Mr. Whiskers, who someone had dragged in off the street. They even had a little fun with Mrs. Winkle. They were talking with a few of the other floor employees around the old water cooler area when it happened. The pair were just talking to two other employees when Sam heard a door shut and one of them ducked down. “Hag alert, middle hall!” one of them whispered. “Oh s**t!” Slinky yelped as the others went r