Lucas brought me to a lingerie store.
Why lingerie?
Gasp! My cheeks were blushing at the sight of women in those huge pictures inside the store. What the hell are they wearing? I can almost see everything. Almost!
"What is this? I said I was having problems with delicate fabrics!" I whispered my anger in their ears.
"Hello, handsome fellas. How can I help you?" A lady approached us.
I have no choice but to put a fake smile on my face. "Hi." I said.
"Can you give this beautiful young woman right here what she needs? She's the conservative type but has great curves. She prefers the comfortable and very secure lingerie that she could use while sword fighting under a dress." Lucas said, describing to her my complicated needs.
She clapped happily. "You swordfight? Like a sport but y
