"Now you have to tell me somethin’ embarrassing," she urges. "So I don"t feel stupid."
"Umm..." I contemplate what to share. I"ve made an ass out of myself dozens of times. "Alright...I screamed like a b***h gettin" a piercing."
Her eyes widen as her lips form a perfect O. "Where? Not your ears, nose, or brow." She looks over my body.
"No, it"s, uh...lower."
lower"Your n*****s? I"d scream too." She giggles.
"Not exactly," I drawl.
She lowers her gaze to my groin. "You pierced your d**k?"
"Yep. Went out for my birthday a few months ago, woke up with a double frenum piercing."
Her jaw drops again. "Let me just google that, one sec...” Ivy sets her fork down, then grabs her cell. She types and glances at me over the screen. “Holy s**t. You did this?”
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