Ash ducked and the stapler hit the wall behind her. She caught the paper punch just before it hit her face. "Woah! Hey, just me!" Ash froze as she looked at Amber. "What happened?" "I am an absolute i***t, stupid, crazy person!" She rounded on Ash. "Why did you leave me alone with her?" Ash held up her hands. Not sure what to make of this disheveled woman before her. "Uh, you told me to go down and get coffee, remember?" She ducked as a pen was flung her way. "Not good enough? Okay, because Miss Alpha locked the door, and then you told me you were fine." She looked at Amber. Sniffed the air. "Amber?" Ash set the punch down on the floor next to her. "What did you do?" "I had s*x with her!" She stuck her hands in her hair and tugged. "Right there. On the desk." "What?" Ash laughed. Sh