_______________________________ . . . || GREGORY KING || . Roughly ten minutes after I left the kitchen, I heard a spine chilling scream. "That's my wife, what now?" Xander jumped off his seat, knocking the laptop off his lap as he ran, tugging at the gun under his waistband. I ran after him. As we reached the kitchen, Xander was hit in the face with a pillow. He took a step back to regain his balance. "What's going on?" I turned to the two women who looked like kids caught stealing cookies. Joanne looked at Xander and then at Anika, "Dude, what the heck? I am just getting used to the 'wife' tag and you are trying to make me a widow already?" Anika pursed her lips trying not to laugh as Joanne walked to a glaring Xander and tried to pry the pillow from him. Keyword: tried. "No