Kendall laughs her ass off at me, and it’s absolutely adorable.
“Any day now,” I tell her.
She gives me a look. “You’re considered a Distant Diva.”
My eyes go wide. “A what?”
“You’re a Distant Diva!” She points and giggles, then continues to read. “You play by the rules and like to be in control, but you have issues opening up with those you’re dating. Try talking about things that motivate and inspire. Share some secrets. Men, ahem, women like to know you’re interested, so show it more. You’re committed to relationships as long as there’s trust, but it takes a lot to break a Distant Diva from his shell.” She looks at me with wide eyes. “I’m never letting you live that down.”
“And what are you?” I ask, reaching for the magazine, but she doesn’t give it to me.
“I’m a Foxy Fireball. I
