When you visit our website, if you give your consent, we will use cookies to allow us to collect data for aggregated statistics to improve our service and remember your choice for future visits. Cookie Policy & Privacy Policy
Dear Reader, we use the permissions associated with cookies to keep our website running smoothly and to provide you with personalized content that better meets your needs and ensure the best reading experience. At any time, you can change your permissions for the cookie settings below.
If you would like to learn more about our Cookie, you can click on Privacy Policy.
Kendall laughs her ass off at me, and it’s absolutely adorable. “Any day now,” I tell her. She gives me a look. “You’re considered a Distant Diva.” My eyes go wide. “A what?” “You’re a Distant Diva!” She points and giggles, then continues to read. “You play by the rules and like to be in control, but you have issues opening up with those you’re dating. Try talking about things that motivate and inspire. Share some secrets. Men, ahem, women like to know you’re interested, so show it more. You’re committed to relationships as long as there’s trust, but it takes a lot to break a Distant Diva from his shell.” She looks at me with wide eyes. “I’m never letting you live that down.” “And what are you?” I ask, reaching for the magazine, but she doesn’t give it to me. “I’m a Foxy Fireball. I