“From a scale of one to ten, how weird is this proposal?” I ask him as I take a bite of the food. As expected it’s just tasteless with a lot of spices to give it taste. That’s what these five-star restaurants do but since I’m hungry I don’t mind really. “Probably, one hundred.” He says and I c**k my head looking at him. “And it doesn’t involve s*x?” I just need us to be clear on that because a scale of a hundred sounds scary to me. Probably something I won’t be down to doing. “We have already talked about that, but maybe it’s related.” He says and I narrow my eyes. “Does it involve someone dying?” “Won’t you just let me say whatever it is?” I sigh and I nod. I’m just worried he might say something extremely crazy and the chances are I might throw this really good wine on his face a