Ouch – it would also kill my knees after a while, I thought. “Good. OK, that’s better,” Laura said after inspecting my posture carefully. “If you start to slouch I won’t be happy, understand?” “Yes Mistress!” I said quickly. “Right then. Let’s hear the results of your efforts. What’s your mantra?” Laura said, with a touch of sarcasm. “If you please Mistress,” I said quietly, “it’s this: I obey my Mistress. I love my Mistress. She is my Goddess, and the one I worship.” I paused and looked at Laura. An expression of surprised delight lit up her face. “Did you really just make that up, when you went for a walk?” she asked. “Yes Mistress. I’m sorry it took me so long but I was trying to get it right for you,” I answered honestly. I thought it was best not to mention Libby. “Say it a