Chapter 26
I mean, I still got hit in the head. But rather than taking the blow square on the back of the skull, the rolling pin grazed past my temple.
And by graze, I mean sort of bounced off the bone with a nice loud crack right in my ear.
So when I tell you that my brain really, really wanted to just black out and go away for a little while, you'll know it's not because I'm a wimp.
It didn't even really hurt at first. It was a shock and surprise, and then the floor sort of rushed up at me and I realized I was on my knees now, and something dark was spotting the floor and the back of my hand.
I focused on those dark splotches as they multiplied by twos and threes, and I was really confused what was falling out of the sky to stain the floor like that.
The floor that was tilting unde
